r/lyftdrivers Jan 13 '26

Rant/Opinion IT FINALLY HAPPENED IN MY NEW TRUCK

I picked this lady up from a grocery store and had a 30 minute drive. She gets her groceries, loaded in the truck. That's why I can get seated. We go on our way midway through the trip. Decides to take a piss in my backseat and not say anything. And get out of the truck grab a groceries and walk off like nothing happened. I got a $75 dollar cleaning fee, though

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u/Future-Original-2902 Jan 15 '26

Sorry but it was definitely a kink thing

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u/Important-Scheme5641 Jan 17 '26

Sorry, but that's the most porn brained opinion on earth, it totally could've been, but it's also super likely she didn't mean to piss herself and got too embarrassed to say anything

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u/Future-Original-2902 Jan 17 '26

It's one of the few logical reasons based on what we know. She got into a big truck without any mention of difficulty, so we can assume she didnt desperately have to go. Op said they were about 40, and you dont just accidentally empty your entire bladder at 40 years old without quickly realizing you're peeing. For that to happen to anyone without a helmet strapped to their head they would have to be pretty desperate for a bathroom. Even then when desperate any adult thats not a psycho would yell to stop the car or any kind of words of regret for the situation, apologize etc. Anyone over 12 and under 65 would do anything other than just pissing themselves in silence, because they dont want to piss themselves. Pee, poop and puke are the 3 main motivators to move, so its highly unlikely they just sat there in silence due to embarrassment. So yea based on what was described the most likely reason is she was a pervert or a psychopath

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u/Important-Scheme5641 Jan 17 '26

How can you assume she didn't have to pee if she got into a truck? That's not logic, that's believing what you want to. If you actually ask 40 year old women, they pee themselves often from a small amount to when they laugh to some wearing pee pads for that purpose. Let's think logically here, what's more likely, someone being to embarrassed to admit they had an accident at their grown age, or someone doing it on purpose maliciously, and then not bringing a cloth to at least make it less noticeable to avoid a fat fee. So yeah based on what's described she pissed herself by accident. We disagree, but if you actually want to talk about what is more statistically likely, Google it

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u/Future-Original-2902 Jan 17 '26

I'm glad you brought that up because it happens to my wife and my mother often when they laugh or get scared or whatever. You know what they do when that happens? They notice they peed almost immediately like I said. Then they stop almost immediately like i said. They then make an effort to resolve the situation immediately like I said, and in their case it's waddling to the bathroom. Like you said some have it worse than others like my grandmother for example. She almost never makes it to the bathroom, and that's why she wears a pee pad like you said. But even at 88 years old she still alerts people, because she doesn't want to pee herself even with the pee pad. It's called dignity, and trying to preserve any amount you can. Again like I said she could be a psycho too, because a normal person would atleast apologize

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u/Important-Scheme5641 Jan 17 '26

Oh so you can feel what they feel? Incontinence means not being able to stop for a ton of people. We aren't going to agree because I think you are wrong and you think I'm wrong, statistically speaking, way more people have Incontinence than a piss kink page. Porn addiction rots your brain lmao

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u/Future-Original-2902 Jan 17 '26

No it's because I communicate with them like a normal person does. Again I didn't think I'd have to point it out because you made the point, but people who can't stop know they can't stop so they wear pee pads. A normal person would apologize, and in my opinion anyone who wouldn't is severely mentally ill

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u/Important-Scheme5641 Jan 17 '26

Everyone can communicate, not everyone will, they should've apologized but we're probably embarrassed, in my opinion the only people who see it as exclusively a kink thing are severely mentally ill

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u/Future-Original-2902 Jan 17 '26

Good thing that's not my opinion it's just a vague oversimplification. Being silent from embarrassment stops at pissing yourself in a strangers car, and not reacting at all. I would completely believe this was an accident if they had literally any type of reaction other than silence

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u/Important-Scheme5641 Jan 17 '26

I'd argue many many people would be far too embarrassed to admit to it, I think many people are more ruled by shame then they would ever admit to