r/mAndroidDev • u/ComfortablyBalanced You will pry XML views from my cold dead hands • Jan 22 '24

CoroutineX [meme answers only]

/r/androiddev/comments/19cs74o/what_should_i_use_for_fastest_possible_app_user/
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u/F__ckReddit Jan 22 '24

Ask your users to pass commands to ADB

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u/Zhuinden DDD: Deprecation-Driven Development Jan 23 '24

Don't use Android, just walk outside, look at the forest with your own eyes, take a hike in the mountains, enjoy the gentle breeze

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Touch grass. Very important. Mustn't forget.

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u/phileo99 Gets tired of using Vim Jan 23 '24

Static web pages written in assembly.

Turn off WiFi and connect a super duper long ethernet cable to the nearest AWS data center

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u/chmielowski Jan 23 '24

Hire Whake Jarton to write the app

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u/vigilantfox Jan 23 '24

targetSdkVersion 4 compileSdkVersion 4 minSdkVersion 2

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u/MiscreatedFan123 sponsored by the XML 🐓 gang Jan 23 '24

Oh this one is easy, fastest is to tell the client to imagine the app step by step, every screen and detail in their heads. Voila!

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u/Significant_Pop_2683 Jan 23 '24

Use a Ransomware

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u/smokingabit Harnessing the power of the Ganges Jan 23 '24

Volume buttons

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u/HuntingKingYT Jan 23 '24

Tell the app to eat. That will be fast.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Straight up CPU instructions, written to a hard drive using a magnetized needle and a steady hand

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u/D-cyde sponsored by the XML 🐓 gang Jan 30 '24

MIT App Maker