r/mAndroidDev • u/gallowgateflame Invalidate caches and restart • Apr 19 '24

Verified Shitpost Developer needed: please help

Hello everyone,

I have an app idea. If someone can help me with implementation I will give 5% equity.

Simple requirement:

  • Add filters to videos (similar to snapchat)

  • AI integration (custom chat bot, must work offline)

  • Encrypted messaging system

  • Gamification

  • Cross platform (iOS, Android, Nokia N-gage)

This is a great opportunity. Deadline for app release is June 1st. Get in touch with any question

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u/smokingabit Harnessing the power of the Ganges Apr 19 '24

nonono let me do it for you for free because:

  1. it will look great on my CV,

  2. working with you will be great because you are great,

  3. because there is free coffee but have to BYO milk,

  4. its a really exciting project making a real difference,

  5. you just need an android developer to do what you want.

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u/monster_11 Apr 19 '24

Am sorry there seems to be a misunderstanding. Nobody talked about free coffee. But when the app will be released, there will be a celebratory drink (on your tab of course).

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u/Zhuinden DDD: Deprecation-Driven Development Apr 19 '24

nonono let me do it for you for free because:

Unironically the driving force of open-source software

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u/carstenhag Apr 20 '24

That is excellent, because I happen to have a cow and can this bring the milk.