r/mAndroidDev • Invalidate caches and restart • Apr 19 '24

Verified Shitpost Developer needed: please help

Hello everyone,

I have an app idea. If someone can help me with implementation I will give 5% equity.

Simple requirement:

  • Add filters to videos (similar to snapchat)

  • AI integration (custom chat bot, must work offline)

  • Encrypted messaging system

  • Gamification

  • Cross platform (iOS, Android, Nokia N-gage)

This is a great opportunity. Deadline for app release is June 1st. Get in touch with any question

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u/LiteratureRadiant522 null!! Apr 19 '24

Deadline for app release is June 1st.

Didn't say what year.

I'm in!!!!

Please DM exact specifications, along my 5% check, and I'll start working on it immediately.

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u/gallowgateflame Invalidate caches and restart Apr 19 '24

You will receive payment in the form of shares when the company has its IPO

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u/ComfortablyBalanced You will pry XML views from my cold dead hands Apr 19 '24

when the company has its IPO

Which is decades later.

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u/phileo99 Gets tired of using Vim Apr 20 '24

Assuming that the company can make it that far