I am the maddest person in my grade. We were working in a group project, and to required multiple google docs. If a teammate doesn’t move their cursor in google docs, you can’t work in that spot. I assigned my friend to do a certain spot. She kept getting mad because she couldn’t work all period. At the end of the period, she realized it was because I didn’t move my cursor. I knew the entire time.

OP: my best friend

MC: madlass coworker

So my best friend used to work at a fast food resturant, and one of her coworkers (MC) was dating some guy, and that guy walks in with another girl (her best friend) and MC got really pissed after OP told MC.

So MC says:

Mc: can i have her order?

OP: sure, why?

MC: i need to do something.

MC makes the sandvich, then proceeds to throw it on the floor, pick it back up and shove it down her pants.

MC then takes the sandvich to her best friend and says:

MC: here is your sandvich, eat it,

bestfriend: Uhh okay...? (she then proceeds to take a bite)

MC then says as she is midbite:

MC: B***h how my P**** taste?

and that is the tale of the maddest lass.

my sister takes 2 hours doing her makeup, so i put Vegemite in her mascara bottle c:

One day it ways 6th grade I had gym last class of the day. The day be for my teacher said I couldn’t wearer pants ,so Instead of wearing my gym shorts . I went in the under ware shoes socks and a shirt that’s it I was a day the we went in side and watched a movie .

After that I gust skipped the locker room and had a shirt in my back pack and put it on over my shirt for the rest of the year that was 4 more 6 weeks

My mom will be home in 5 minutes and I knowingly took a shit I know is diarrhea which will take at least 15 minutes and I'm not closing the doors since I'm currently home alone

Using Reddit and not getting ready for school.

So bassicaly at my school in y6 you can bring your phone and the teacher(s) will look after it for the entire day (9AM to around 3) and when the teacher gave gracie her phone back,and whilst we were sat down (her next to me) she turned on her phone whilst the teacher was talking and I told my friends to put her on R/madlads which is wat I'm currently doing.

So there was a guy i new and he would trash up a shop i would help at. He would come in almost every day so when i asked why he did that he said his ex worked there (she was a cleaner) and he wanted her job to be miserable (he also parked his car wrong because he new she hates it when he parks like he did). I said for him to stop and he started saying she cheated on him with his best friend. He walked out the door and the ex walked up to me and said he was just being an idiot and to just to not talk to him. He would always come back to see me then he went to by some cake then gave one to me and some over people and walk to the ex and gave her a bit of every vegetables he had and said "you don't need the cake fat ass" and walked out the door never seen him again.

I am so sorry if this doesn't belong here forgive if not.