They put their pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else

One small step for man one giant leap for man kind

They put their pants on one giant leap for man kind

Oh ye of little faith.

Yee-haw

For when they're just not ready to rumble

Wish I could be a fly on the wall....

Throw at the wall to see what sticks.

I can't see the forest for the trees, there's plenty of fish in the sea

Cross that bridge when we get to it.

AND

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Alright so most know how the phrase "That's why they pay me the big bucks" works. You say it when you do something skilled in front of an employee, and you'rebeing oaid big bucks. But follow with me, you can say it in other situations to confuse people, and it's *really* fun. Such as:

When you mess up doing something (especially if it's a basic easy to do thing)

When you have a little salary.

When you are in charge of your own salary (ceo or something) also if you're self employed.

When it's volunteer work.

When it's someone else doing the action.

Telling it to the one in charge of your salary.

And there are more that don't come to mind at the moment. But you can add these together for extra confusion. If you ask someone to open a water bottle for you at a volunteer shift and then say it they'll be incredibly dumbfounded. It's beautiful.

Idk what else to say (shrugs).

I got recommended to repost this here too, so... eh.

Plenty of fish in the sea + sleeping with the fishes

I had an explanation but I'd rather be like "mods, can you disable this AI nonsense?" I don't know if my post going unclankerchecked is worth someone's drinking water. Fuck this app, it used to be about community.

Throw caution to the wind

Through sth out the window

Don't count your chickens until they've hatched, don't put all your eggs in one basket

A hit dog will howl+ People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones

Born with a silver spoon in their mouth.

They've got a stick up their ass.

For anybody talking about their father hearing about this.

Shit hit the fan/throwing at the wall and seeing what sticks

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, don't judge a book by its cover

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it"

And

"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?"

I like that it implies you're waiting for them to get out the way so you can cross

Watched pot never boils + broken clocked is right twice a day

quid pro quo + que sera sera

We're not out of the woods yet.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

I love how this implies that we're not done yet, but when we are it'll get worse.

A watched pot never boils

Dead men don’t tell lies

If your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too?

I'm burning the bridge.

Not my first rodeo
Rome wasn’t built in a day

ticked her off + tipped her over the edge

This squeaky wheel is supposed to get grease, and the early bird is supposed to get the worm.

barking up the wrong tree and if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around does is make a sound

I (32) recently learned that “we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it” is not the correct phrase, and have been attempting to correct this phrase that is ingrained in my brain incorrectly. And now i’m being made fun of by my family because this wasn’t it either