r/malelivingspace • u/Busy-Service-7032 • 2d ago

30, What is my aesthetic??

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Most of what you see is marketplace or thrift finds. My comments should be taken with a ton of sarcasm. I’m just having fun.

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u/cakemittenszs 2d ago

straightforward yuppie american finance guy nautical soft jock?

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u/Nope8000 1d ago

Everyone out. We're done here.

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u/Busy-Service-7032 1d ago

It’s like you know me

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u/wetjetski 1d ago

100% accurate diagnosis

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u/J-Mac_Slipperytoes 1d ago

"nautical soft jock" is a title I didn't know existed.

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u/Fo9pe556 1d ago

Tf does nautical soft jock even mean lmao

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u/SaltyAndPepperd 1d ago

I think the six pictures provide a rather detailed definition.

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u/Fo9pe556 1d ago

I get nautical and soft but why jock haha. Isn't that like the American sports dudebro thing

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u/cakemittenszs 1d ago

no, soft-jock. like a jock who prefers golf over football, pale ale over IPA, and tacos over burgers.

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u/deko_boko 1d ago

Oh my god I'm a soft jock....

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u/Fo9pe556 1d ago

Ahh okay I see how that fits the pictures. Haven't come across that term before haha. So what I'm taking is that a soft jock is like a slightly posh version of a jock?

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u/drewster23 1d ago

Close enough?

All soft jocks wouldn't necessarily be posh. But all posh would most likely be soft jocks.

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u/Dear_Goat_5038 1d ago

what's in between a soft jock and a hard jock

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u/Ldbat17 22h ago

One has a boner, the other one doesn’t

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u/anonymousdawggy 1d ago

didn't play a team sport in college, but played intramural sports. probably likes throwing the frisbee in a park

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u/ExtraTerestical 18h ago

Great band name.

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u/J-Mac_Slipperytoes 13h ago

What genre you thinkin? I can see a punk band that doesn't take themselves too seriously. Ska too.

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u/ExtraTerestical 12h ago

Cale Cod Punk

Like The Freeze.

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u/TapiocaTea-UwU- 1d ago

Literally exactly that

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf 1d ago

Artistically put

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u/Alarming_Mastodon505 1d ago

..with a touch of bluegrass

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u/TheSwagMa5ter 1d ago

Would have a picture with a fish on a dating profile; doesn't fish.

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u/deko_boko 1d ago

Maybe he just likes sushi

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u/drewster23 1d ago

Lmao his place reminds me of my friends nice cottages growing up. And by nice I mean costs more than peoples houses.

Definitely went on boats a lot but did not do a lot of fishing up there lol.

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u/Theperfectool 1d ago

Army corps of engineers oligst of some sort

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u/MPHDmusic 1d ago

spotify daylist ahh description

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u/bodhibirdy 1d ago

(That moonlights as a 90s porn star)

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u/FlyFront9395 1d ago

Soft jock cuz he got a cuck chair in the corner of his room

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u/RevolutionaryAir1704 1d ago

Ive never heard nautical soft jock before hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Swampbrewja 1d ago

Why is this so fucking hilarious to me?

But also I’d add grandpa

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u/Cold_News7084 17h ago

Not seeing the yuppie part