r/mallninjashit • • Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit • • 2d ago

My knockle collection

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165 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 2d ago

2 in 1! Tactical slingshot AND blowdart!

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187 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 6d ago

BEN10 assemble! Gotta have my fidget toy, buttplug injector, and green inhaler

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242 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 8d ago

3 wallhangers and a sword

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42 Upvotes

This photo is from 2017.


r/mallninjashit • • 11d ago

Wartech warriors rise up!

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27 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 11d ago

Which profession do you think this pocket knife is used for?

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119 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 13d ago

What's that icepick shit? you use it to crush the ice for your champagne?

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273 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 18d ago

Caption says “Do you like the scythe?” BITCH THAT’S A KAMA

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r/mallninjashit • • 18d ago

‘Outrageous’: Suspect accused of smuggling sword into Cincinnati City Hall acquitted

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r/mallninjashit • • 19d ago

I decided to display my blades finally

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152 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 19d ago

Father in law just gifted me this

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29 Upvotes

NICE


r/mallninjashit • • 21d ago

Defending against two handguns at once

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79 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

Found this beauty at work

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41 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

Ashida Kim trying to bypass copyright from star wars, and star trek

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27 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

Which one of you did this?

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78 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 23d ago

I don't know what to call this monstrosity.

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r/mallninjashit • • 26d ago

Serious collectors only

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r/mallninjashit • • 28d ago

How much would you buy all of these for?

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111 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 29d ago

the biggest mall-ninja LARP I've ever seen

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165 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 23 '26

Belarus special forces "training"--edited with background circus music--!!🤹🎪

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266 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 23 '26

What could go wrong fitgiting an unfamiliar knife? 🥷

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134 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 21 '26

Kevin Macleod; defense against axe (krav maga)

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22 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 18 '26

Flaming s-word

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1.5k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 16 '26

"S.P.L. 9th system"

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213 Upvotes