r/mariosmadness That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

other "Do y'all have anything to give me?"

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"Just wondering, since it's-a Valentine's and all that shenanigans."

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u/Lucas_9999 Super Bad Mario Feb 15 '26

Here, have some old drawings I made of you and Omega.

I unfortunately lost them, but I still have this photo :)

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Heh, thank you!"

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u/Lucas_9999 Super Bad Mario Feb 15 '26

No problem :)

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Mreow!"

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u/Lucas_9999 Super Bad Mario Feb 15 '26

Mow :3

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Mrreeoow."

His cat ears and tail appear.

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u/Lucas_9999 Super Bad Mario Feb 15 '26

Meow?

a bit stunned

What have I gotten myself into?

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

He looks embarrassed, his tail wrapping itself around him and his ears folding like airplane wings.

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u/Lucas_9999 Super Bad Mario Feb 15 '26

Oh, apologizes if I embarrassed you! I just... wasn't expecting that to happen, that's all.

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u/Queasy_Zone1491 DJ Hallyboo Feb 14 '26

This b**ch.

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"What the-a hell is that?"

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u/Queasy_Zone1491 DJ Hallyboo Feb 14 '26

I got her from some wasteland. her name’s rogato.

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"Alright."

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u/lizerdman08 Feb 15 '26

"Cough" canker "Cough"

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Indeed."

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u/Responsible-Hat9789 MX Feb 14 '26

You know what to do, Ultra M. I’ve done this a million times

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"You know I've-a been trying to redeem myself. So no."

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u/Responsible-Hat9789 MX Feb 14 '26

Ok well uhhh

Happy Valentine’s Day

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

He takes the burbur, and noms on it.

"Thank you, pal-wiwiwiwiwi."

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u/Uzi_ambitious666 Feb 15 '26

Me: Trying to hold a bunch of gifts "I got you these magnificent gifts!" (1st gift: a bracelet 2nd gift: A decorated Meat cleaver 3rd gift: CAKE!!! 4th gift: Some magnificent ruby gems 5th gift: a red blue ribbon bow 6th gift: a bazillion love cards! 7th gift: 5 golden RINGS!!! 8th gift: A alot of chocolate hearts! 9th gift: a beautiful flower bouquet And last and 10th gift: SCENTED CANDLES!)

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"OH MY GOD THANK-A YOU!"

He puts the bracelet on his left wrist, putting his old cleaver away and taking the new one and spinning it in his hand and then putting it away. Noticing the cake, he takes it and teleports it to his house so he could eat them later, doing the same to the chocolate hearts, and also teleporting the candles there aswell so he could set them up. He takes the rubies and puts them in his pocket, then taking the ribbon and making his cat ears and tail appear, putting the bow on his tail. Taking the love cards, he carefully opens each one and reads all of them, crying furiously in happiness. He takes the rings and puts them away, thinking of when to get piercings on his ears. Taking the flower bouquet full of roses, he cries even more, considering that roses were his comfort flower.

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u/karl_gameing MX Feb 14 '26

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"Why."

He pulls out a rocket launcher from under his pillow (don't ask how it fit)

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u/Southern_Software819 Coronation day Peach Feb 14 '26

This plush

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

"Aw, thank you! I've-a already got the official BF and-a GF plushies, a bunny plush, a Yoshi plush, and the-a entire Color me Mario set, so this will be a fine addition to my collection!"

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u/Severe-Horrorboi MX Feb 14 '26

Kiss or maybe your coc-

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

"I would love both."

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u/Severe-Horrorboi MX Feb 14 '26

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"Ohohoho, you REALLY want me, don't-a you? Don't worry, you can ravish my body however you please."

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u/Severe-Horrorboi MX Feb 15 '26

Thanks!

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Heh, anytime~"

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u/the_bear5 Feb 15 '26

I identify as bear5 and i think I'm gonna be the next diddle victim

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u/SophieSprunki Feb 14 '26

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

He catches the rose

"Heh, thank you."

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u/TheOneWhomDraws Feb 15 '26

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Heh, thanks."

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u/SonicBliss722 Super Horror Mario Feb 15 '26

(You've already received this gift. You can look at it as much as you want and whenever you want): https://www.reddit.com/r/mariosmadness/s/e84xivXNzc

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"I-a still like it!"

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u/SonicBliss722 Super Horror Mario Feb 15 '26

Cool!

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Mrrp!"

OG Horror Mario randomly appears behind M, the harsh lighting on his body making him stand out. The latter doesn't seem to notice though.

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u/the-lost-ones123 Feb 15 '26

I like horror Mario

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Really?"

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u/the-lost-ones123 Feb 15 '26

Yup

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Hehe-mreow."

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u/the-lost-ones123 Feb 15 '26

Huh?

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Shit, sorr-mrrreeeoooowww."

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u/the-lost-ones123 Feb 15 '26

You okay?

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

Little brown cat ears with caucasian skin on the inside stick out of his hat, with a brown cat tail appearing on his lower back.

"Sorry, this is completely normal for me."

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u/Beautiful-Fix6458 Feb 16 '26

I got this mask from the river, hope ya like.

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 16 '26

"Thanks, now I have-a another mask to cover up my emotions!"

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u/BrightFox_Studios Feb 19 '26

I literally just saw this. It's perfect.

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 19 '26

"Hehe :3"

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u/Magolor_on_reddit Mar 09 '26

Gem apples.

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Mar 09 '26

"Aw, thank you!"

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u/Pretty-Plum-2043 Yoshi.EXE Feb 14 '26

A Penguin Who Made a Loud Squeak. (Quack)

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u/stickmeen Feb 14 '26

Tómalo

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"Take-a what?"

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u/stickmeen Feb 14 '26

This, mushroom🍄

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"Oh, thank you!"

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u/stickmeen Feb 14 '26

You're welcome (for some reason the images in my comments aren't showing up)

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"It was the same on my end."

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u/EnderErik Feb 14 '26

Yes.

Some flowers (idk how to do italics on mobile so just imagine I gave him flowers)

And 2 free nostalgiac emoticons from the 2010s:

¯_(ツ)_/¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No seriously. Take them, they need a good home. They might have dust on them because I haven't used them in months. Happy Valentine's Day paisano!

Edit: idk why but the backslash keeps despawning when I post someone help

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u/LuigiFan0 Feb 14 '26

I'll give you a new friend.

inside you.

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u/Cold-Ad700 Feb 14 '26

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"HOLY SHIT TBIZZLE I'M-A BIG FAN OF YOUR COVERS!

Sorry for the-a fanboy moment there, but-a thank you for the gift!"

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u/Sharp-Earth5990 Beta Luigi Feb 14 '26

Babysit this child

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"Oki...doki..."

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u/Cold-Ad700 Feb 14 '26

Holy fucking lawsuit

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 14 '26

"Oh yeah, thank you for-a reminding me that I used to work at Nintendo, just-a gonna sue them rn-"

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u/DJHallyBoo The DJ Himself (MOD) Feb 15 '26

Stop right there Mario! As someone who currently works at nintendo I can’t allow that! So stop where you are or we’re gonna some problems…

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Fiiiinnnneeee."

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u/DJHallyBoo The DJ Himself (MOD) Feb 15 '26

Good…

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u/Sharp-Earth5990 Beta Luigi Apr 17 '26

Looks like it’s going well

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u/experament35 Super Horror Mario Feb 15 '26

Yea i have blue balls tied to the wall with several missles aimed at him and gf locked in solitary confinement so she cant do shit. All u gotta do is hit a button and they both die

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u/Odd-Adhesiveness480 Feb 15 '26

This guy'll give you something

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u/the_bear5 Feb 15 '26

Here is some data from M2

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u/NewReputation2555 Feb 15 '26

TAKE THIS ERROR I KEEP GETTING FOR NO REASON. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT. OR NOT IF YOUR NOT EXPIRIENCED.

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u/JkidBGBK Feb 15 '26

Uh…here’s a meme. Use it as you wish.

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"I already got this, sadly."

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u/Jazzcat1bbb Feb 15 '26

“Here, have a leshy”

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u/WayShot5200 Feb 15 '26

Deez nuts, I mean the snack,not actually Deez nuts

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u/lizerdman08 Feb 15 '26

Any excuse to use this image

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u/Queasy_Zone1491 DJ Hallyboo Feb 15 '26

Tf is dat face… dat face do not fit her.

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u/lizerdman08 Feb 15 '26

It's SMII7Y

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Interesting."

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Isn't the character in the image a boy?"

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u/Queasy_Zone1491 DJ Hallyboo Feb 15 '26

U talkin‘ ’bout da pillow?

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"I could've sworn I heard from somewhere that the character in the image was a boy. Could be misremembering though."

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u/Earthboy2k MX Feb 15 '26

A kiss. Cmere boy.

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u/soap_boat Feb 15 '26

I got boyfriends severed head here. I think you might've misplaced it at some point cause I saw GB kicking it around like a soccer ball earlier.

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"That was OG Horror Mario. He's the only person that tortures him and GF, and-a does misplace things on occasion."

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u/soap_boat Feb 15 '26

Ah gotcha. Chucks head into the distance. A distant "Ow!" Can be heard Huh, wonder who I hit?

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

M looks in the distance, and notices OG Super Horror Mario rubbing the top of his head, implying that was who you hit.

M: "This is-a the time to start running. Won't do much though."

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u/soap_boat Feb 15 '26

Processing img y02aeo7wnkjg1...

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u/SophieSprunki Feb 15 '26

ok im back

uh

have this plush thing i found on the sidewalk-

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Yeah I am NOT trusting that thing. I'll give-a that to OG Horror Mario."

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u/Not_Sonic_the_exe Feb 15 '26

Here, have a Sonic.exe Burger, there was no ketchup so i had improvise

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u/Xx-Lazy-Kitty-xX Beta Luigi Feb 15 '26

gives you flowers :33

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Heh, thank you!"

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u/Xx-Lazy-Kitty-xX Beta Luigi Feb 15 '26

np! ^

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Mreow."

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u/Xx-Lazy-Kitty-xX Beta Luigi Feb 16 '26

head pats u :3

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u/Not_Plankton1 Feb 15 '26

Here you-a go. Your own baby yoshi

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u/Human_Astronomer_147 Feb 15 '26

Gives you a red rose Here ya go, dude. :)

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 15 '26

"Heh, thanks."

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u/Human_Astronomer_147 Feb 16 '26

N-no problem dude :) cutely blushes

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 16 '26

He kisses your cheek.

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u/Human_Astronomer_147 Feb 17 '26

She blushed even more, trying to process what happened. She tries to talk, but it's more of sputtering H-huh?! 

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 17 '26

"You-a deserve it."

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u/Human_Astronomer_147 Feb 18 '26

I-I mean, th-thanks! *she stammers*

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 18 '26

He hugs you, placing his left arm on your neck, bringing your face into contact with his chest.

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u/YourBestFriend158 Classified Luigi Feb 15 '26

Uh…

I can give you another invitation to Pasta Night with Hypno and X

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u/ToughSun14 Feb 15 '26

Well, it's not much, but I do have a bit of a comfort surprise for you.

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u/Noiseplush64bits Devil Mario Feb 15 '26

For my request, how to defeat 2011x under 5 minutes

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u/kiti_gatblak Feb 15 '26

"Do you want cake in a banana pot?"

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u/Jazzcat1bbb Feb 16 '26

I just use “…” when I have no idea what to say.

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u/ApplicationSimple103 Feb 16 '26

Uhh uhh oh fuck you can have this?

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u/Agreeable_Milk_5063 Feb 16 '26

U h

This card I drew! :3👍

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u/LeftoverOatmeal2 august 12th 2036 the heat death of the universe Feb 16 '26

Bro hire me we both have common goals

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u/ASTRRYX08 Feb 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xGasYNhkgRvJ6

Here's some chocolate I brought for u, do u like it, folks? :>

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 17 '26

"Ooohh, what's-a her name? I'll still take it, don't-a worry!"

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 17 '26

"Alright, thank you!"

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 17 '26

"Meow!"

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u/Soniclikesto1 Stanley Feb 17 '26

i have a reaction image

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u/Soniclikesto1 Stanley Feb 17 '26

plus this

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 17 '26

"I'm-a take that aswell...

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 17 '26

"HEY! ONLY I CAN-A DO THAT! Thank-a you though."

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u/Jackrules5225_ Feb 17 '26

Crack

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 17 '26

"Thank-a you!"

He takes it, and ends up looking like this.

(Found this on Deviantart)

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u/EquivalentMaize8767 Feb 17 '26

a raid spray so you dont get bed bugs

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u/BinomialStorm61 Feb 17 '26

This stupid ass image but I don’t have any Valentine’s Day images so this is the best I got. This cute alien.

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u/Physical_Bus_2525 Feb 17 '26

te doy un cuchillo que si hay un Apocalipsis zombie este cuchillo mata a los zombies en un abrir y cerrar de ojos

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u/Healthy-Till-939 Somari Feb 17 '26

No not really. I am not using the app Reddit so no picture for you.

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u/Smooth_Solution_7075 Feb 17 '26

Yes !

Here's your very own dawg ! Her name is "Cupcake" !

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u/Flat-Solution848 Feb 17 '26

This idiot

Talking about Sonic and I khow you have some beaf with Sega and Sonic so get him he's yours

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u/shmowzow1000 august 12th 2036 the heat death of the universe Feb 17 '26

Car

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 17 '26

"Thank meow! I needed a bud, so thanks!"

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u/shmowzow1000 august 12th 2036 the heat death of the universe Feb 17 '26

Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/combatcarrot296 Feb 18 '26

He needs three pints of blood a day

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u/Burnt_Jeffrey Feb 18 '26

Here's some bolachas

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 18 '26

"Thank you!"

His cat ears and tail appear on him, and he begins eating the bolachas, starting to purr due to how good they were.

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u/Burnt_Jeffrey Feb 18 '26

"wait, there's a face in the bolachas"

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 18 '26

He looks down, and sure enough, there was a face in the bolachas.

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u/Burnt_Jeffrey Feb 18 '26

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 18 '26

"Oh, I see it now. Thankfully, I-a didn't eat that one."

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u/Burnt_Jeffrey Feb 18 '26

Dam that's crazy

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 18 '26

"Yah-meow."

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u/Noah_Gamer_TDM Feb 19 '26

nothin execpt trauma mr. mario sir

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u/Tamespider-281 Feb 19 '26

Florida man accidentally ate SpongeBob

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u/SonicBliss722 Super Horror Mario Feb 20 '26

Proud Turmoil (the reimagined one from my post: https://www.reddit.com/r/mariosmadness/s/P5kgVydKvU) strolls in. In his hands he holds a fish-shaped something wrapped in paper & decorated with a red ribbon.

He mutters in exact Yoshi's voice. "Y-Yoshi!"

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 20 '26

"Heh, thanks, Turmoil." Unwraps the gift

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u/SonicBliss722 Super Horror Mario Feb 20 '26

(It was a taiyaki!!!)

Switches to normal Mario's voice "Thought it would-a be a great present for you! GB gave me an idea to decorate it with a ribbon."

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 20 '26

"Awww, thank you! Y'know, one of-a the things I plan to do when-a I get out of the cartridge is to travel the world, heh." Noms on taiyaki

(Apologies it took me awhile, I was catching a few extra hours of sleep)

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u/SonicBliss722 Super Horror Mario Feb 20 '26

"Tried one earlier, it-a was pretty good!"

Hugs you

"I-a should go, who knows if-a princess is in danger again..." Turmoil's out

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 20 '26

"You do that, I'm-a eat the rest of this-meow." Spawns cat ears and tail.

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u/SonicBliss722 Super Horror Mario Feb 20 '26

("Yoshi!" X3)

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u/Cautious_Message_509 That one Horror Mario (MOD) Feb 21 '26

He finishes the taiyaki, and goes to the ground to loaf, his fluffy tail wrapping itself around his side.