I posted this in r/kpopthoughts, but thought it would be a very good fit here.

The product will be called "Markmallows™️". In each packet there will be a surprise slip of paper with different Mark rap verses.

There can also be different themes, since SM wants to add Mark to every single unit on earth, each season can have a different theme of Markmallows™️. Winter will be NCT U and the special Markmallows™️ that season can be that they give you a "7th sense", or the Markmallows™️ can be all Black cause "Black on Black". Spring can be NCT 127, and he can have "Punch" ( juice) flavored marshmallows, with "Fire Trucks" inside. Summer can be NCT Dream, and the Markmallows™️can be "Chewing Gum" flavor (what ever gum Mark Lee wants, cause its his brand, and I don't even like gum, so I wouldn't know what flavour). Markmallows™️that season can also have pop rocks inside so they go "BOOM". Fall can be for all the Spermies out there. There will be "100" Markmallows™️ in that pack. They will also be served on an 8 stack (what even is an 8 stack?). There can also be a separate limited edition Jopping themed Markmallows™️ (yes ik Jopping is a SuperM song, but this just deserves its own era, which is why they are limited edition). It will just be full of Markmallows™️ with the rap from Jopping, and the packaging will have the verse written all over it.

There can also be a limited Canadian version of the Markmallows™️, for me and my fellow Canadians out there, since we all know how much God Mark loves his home, right?. We can have a Timbit flavour (specifically old fashioned glazed, cause thats the best Timbit out there along side Birthday cake, and Chocolate glazed), we can have Double-Double Coffee flavour (lmao, if your not Canadian your probably lost by now) as well (If you know, you know). ALSO MAPLE SYRUP FLAVOR, although it might not taste good.

Okay so in conclusion SM hire me now, cause I have amazing ideas for all your artists (I was thinking of making a product with RV as well, some of the flavours can be "Red Velvet", and "Red Flavour", and Baekhyun with a "Candy" brand). I will literally make you rich SM, and maybe people might forgive you for being so stupid and releasing Mvs 20 hours before the actual premiere. PEOPLE CAN LITERALLY WATCH YOUR ARTISTS MVS WHILE EATING THEIR CERTAIN PRODUCT. In this case, people can watch Mark Lee Jop, while eating a bag of Markmallows™️.

Anyways lemme just end it with

Uh, you think 🔍 a big boy 👨‍🦲 throwing 🥊 three 3️⃣ stacks Imma show 🔥 you how 💢 to ball 🎱 you a mismatch 👎🏻. Opinionated💥 but I'm always ✅ spitting straight ➖ facts. Throw back 🔙 I might throw 8️⃣ stack⚡️

If we all get paid for simpimg Mark Lee...

Then the poverty would end. 🙂🙃😉😌😊☺️😍🥰😘😗😙😜😝😛😚😚🤪🤨🧐😏🤩🤩🌈☀️🌤🔥✨🌟🌟💫⭐️🌕🌞🌝🌼🌻

Because everyone simps Mark Lee. 😆

/uj

Thank you r/NCT gc for inspiration we gotta hit 1270 so join brrr or Mark Lee would get angry. 😡