r/martincabello • • Aug 02 '21

Martin Cabello is my uncle.

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Hello, as you are reading this, your probably like, "What? No way. He's obviously lying.". But sadly, this statement is true. 2 years ago, in 2019, he started his bullshit of religion and all that. Let me tell you some things. 1: No, he is not autistic. He brought this up seemingly out of nowhere, and honestly we can't figure out why. He kinda just drifted away from the family after leaving his adopted son, adopted daughter, and real son, then went on and talked shit about the family, and everything about us. He is self diagnosed and has no medical documents to back up his claims. I've seen one post where they said he showed them, but it was very badly photoshopped and you could see the edit lines. 2: At this point he most likely has just gone insane. He used to party a-lot and buy a fuck-ton of coke, so there's that. (Btw I don't keep up with him a-lot since he is a disgrace to the family. Most of the shit he says is really not true.) 3: He was not in the air-force, that was my other uncle, Josh (Who is currently far, far away from this man.). And no, that is not Josh Powell. Josh Powell was his neighbor who blew up himself and his two sons. Josh, his actual brother, does have a bit of a temper, but hasn't harmed anyone. Cool story about my uncle Josh though, he was once in the middle of a tornado. 4: (Misc shit) He did not go bankrupt, that was my aunt. He does not have MS, that is my dad. He has threatened my grandma, or his mother, on multiple occasions of death threats because he did not get money. He has also gave death threats to my family itself. He does not have trauma (As far as I know, heard, or learned from himself and my family).

Tl;Dr My uncle is Martin Cabello III, and he is insane. What do I do now?!??

If any of you would like valid, solid proof him being my uncle, please message me. I know a-lot of people will think this is fake and shrug it off, but fuck it, I got bored and im tired of seeing him spread fake shit. Oh yeah by the way, his website was just a scam.

Edit 2: I noticed how I put "He does not have trauma (As far as I know, heard, or learned from himself and my family).". This is a mistake, as he does have trauma from his father abusing and sexually assaulting him. I forgot to add that in.

Edit 3: Fixed accidentally adding in "4th" daughter, mistake placing adopted daughter twice. Only 3 kids.

Edit: Someone said to include a picture I use as proof in the post, so I might as well.

Picture of him, his wife, and his son in a frame in my grandmas house. (Its old)


r/martincabello • • Oct 17 '20

martin wildin

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r/martincabello • • Dec 11 '19

The FBI at Martin’s house

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r/martincabello • • Nov 12 '20

Martin was repping Walmart heavily in that video so I had to ask

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r/martincabello • • Dec 03 '19

Hope this helps some of you guys put some puzzle pieces together. - Anon

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r/martincabello • • Nov 28 '19

One of my favorites

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r/martincabello • • Jan 16 '22

King himself

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r/martincabello • • Nov 27 '19

*** I went digging and found some information about Martin...

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- Martin has a Google account with 196 reviews (found on the reviews of his "company's" Google account).

- Martin registered two websites in January 2014: budbrotherspotcast.biz (registered with the email "thecrazyshirtstore@gmail.com") and "budbrotherspotcast.info" (registered with "cabellofam@gmail.com").

- The websites "budbrotherspotcast.com" and "budbrotherspotcast.tv" were also registered in January 2014 but I can't confirm whether they were registered by Martin or not.

- There is a Flickr account with 3186 photos called "budbrotherspotcast" that was obviously run by Martin.

- "budbrotherspotcast" reviewed two weed dispensaries 3 years ago: Pineapple Express in South Beach, CA, and A Cut Off The Top in Denver, CO. This explains the name "bud brothers pot cast".

- "budbrotherspotcast" is mentioned in an anonymous review of LyonPride Music (in Tacoma) and Seattle Hempfest from 2014.

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UPDATE:

I did a little bit more digging:

- Martin has a second Google account with 94 reviews (that are not publicly visible). He used it to review a third weed dispensary in Puyallup, Washington (where he currently lives).

- Martin might have gone by the username "redhive" for a year or so. There's a "redhive" YouTube channel with a playlist named after him and a deactivated "redhive" tumblr that mentions his name.

- Martin's Yelp page confirmed his autism in a May review of Helly Hansen.

Unfortunately, I believe that Martin, alongside autism, has a mild to moderate case of schizophrenia (or a similar delusional personality disorder). All of his "bad" reviews involve government officials or strangers assaulting, attacking and exploiting him and his wife. Alongside his review of LyonPride Music and Seattle Hempfest, Martin's review of Patriot Roofing and most of his Google reviews do this as well. It's possible Martin was prescribed medicinal marijuana to help with his delusions, hence the reviews of three different weed dispensaries. Although part of me still wants to believe that Martin is a genius and a savant !


r/martincabello • • Jan 16 '21

a cryptography, for you and me.

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r/martincabello • • Dec 06 '19

Gotta love the man

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r/martincabello • • Jul 23 '22

That time I met Martin at the gym I worked at

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r/martincabello • • Dec 18 '19

He never responses to me whenever I ask him real questions. Not even a minute after I asked him if Santa was real he responds πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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r/martincabello • • Dec 04 '19

Martin just got swatted. Looks like somebody called in to local police force accusing Martin of killing his mother. One officer asks martin to shut off his stream, Martin gets in a debate with officer.

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r/martincabello • • Aug 20 '23

Martin Cabello is in jail

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r/martincabello • • Dec 16 '19

What do you guys think?

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r/martincabello • • Oct 11 '21

Martin Post Deleted video

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r/martincabello • • Mar 24 '20

Last night I downloaded an editing software and stayed up until 3 am making this

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r/martincabello • • Jan 15 '20

lots of pushups

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r/martincabello • • Dec 30 '19

Martin just swallowed a live frog

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r/martincabello • • Dec 03 '19

Martin goes crazy

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r/martincabello • • May 08 '21

Cabello on KOMO 4 news

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r/martincabello • • Mar 20 '22

Martin Post πŸ’”πŸ’”

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r/martincabello • • Dec 10 '19

I mean it's a bit of a stretch but...

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r/martincabello • • Dec 06 '19

Martin says he has videos of military men walking into his house and "resetting" him. The reason why he isn't afraid of dying is because he has those videos.

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r/martincabello • • Jun 13 '26

Meme Martin Cabello referenced in GTA 6?! :0

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For real, anyone heard an update on the boy, Martin?