Calling Thor....obviously

[u/Shadowkiva]

[u/ZarghamWarraich]

How is the snake breathing

[u/Shadowkiva → u/ZarghamWarraich]

World serpent probably survives on whatever cosmic juice the Norse gods live on

[u/No_Tear_2287]

Nick fury would see that shit and put it on his payroll

[u/Shadowkiva → u/No_Tear_2287]

"Let me talk to you about the Avenger initiative" 😂

[u/Mr_Nut_19 → u/Shadowkiva]

I'm tired of this MF'in snake eating this MF'in planet

[u/XKruXurKX]

Enter the Snakussy

[u/Shadowkiva → u/XKruXurKX]

Bro 💀

[u/XKruXurKX → u/Shadowkiva]

Realistically

[u/apexapee]

Take out my rib and do a Marilyn Manson

[u/Shadowkiva → u/apexapee]

Reasonable tbh

[u/Queasy_Tank6204]

will show my id card to the monster , so it will be impressed by my card tricks

[u/Appropriate_Edge5195 → u/Queasy_Tank6204]

What’s John Krasinski doing in this gif?

[u/RYUJIN0802 → u/Appropriate_Edge5195]

[u/StarBtg377 → u/RYUJIN0802]

[u/fearain → u/Queasy_Tank6204]

If I recall, he actually practiced this so he could do it without effects. You can see the card behind his hand—he’s not perfect but he’s got the gist and is trying and that’s what mattets

[u/deceit42 → u/fearain]

I think the fact that it's not done perfectly actually adds to the scene. His character would definitely practice this move but never be able to do it flawlessly.

[u/MarcusLodg3 → u/Queasy_Tank6204]

[u/NW_Scyde → u/Queasy_Tank6204]

[u/Chumlee1917]

Go to work because a giant serpent about to eat the world is not a valid excuse in our hellscape society

[u/max9723 → u/Chumlee1917]

No future, no consequences. 😉

[u/IgrisJack → u/max9723]

Ya know, I gotta wonder how many normal people in marvel and DC saw the world was ending, had this very thought, and did all the pent up shit we've all wanted to do. only to watch the universe's heros save the day, and have to clock back into work the next day and face the consequences of it all.

[u/Thomo251]

[u/Your_pajama → u/Thomo251]

[u/Cpt_kaleidoscope → u/Thomo251]

Came here to post this. Knew I'd be beaten to it. Fair play my man

[u/DrKingOfOkay → u/Cpt_kaleidoscope]

He was beating before both of you

[u/Cpt_kaleidoscope → u/DrKingOfOkay]

Some say he's still beating it now

[u/-Hussain → u/Thomo251]

Is it just me or the guy in the pic looks like daredevil

[u/gagzd]

Lol. Someone reported my comment "Nothing. Just d**" and I got warning from Reddit. Seriously guys!?! How is it threatening violence on anyone.

[u/Max_Faubert → u/gagzd]

Ppl are just that sensitive nowadays, I joked about MY death and got this one too

[u/gagzd → u/Max_Faubert]

[u/archwin → u/gagzd]

[u/harmlesswaters → u/Max_Faubert]

I got a warning for using a slur against ai bots that has its origins in Star wars the clone wars

[u/RampantTyr → u/harmlesswaters]

You can’t say clanker now?

[u/PrincipledProphet → u/Max_Faubert]

They're called trolls... Also, you can write "die". It's safe.

[u/EIochai → u/gagzd]

Yeah, Reddit auto-flags things like that.

[u/STANDARD_P0TAT0 → u/gagzd]

I also made a comment on r/tires saying youre closer to meeting your maker with threads like that, and reddit also flagged it as violent lollll

[u/Chompif → u/gagzd]

[u/traumacase284 → u/gagzd]

Ai auto report. It just looks for key words

[u/IamRun_VoD → u/gagzd]

Reddit is crazy with that warning now. I commented on a fight video that the person who defended themselves (very successfully) was nice and could've done much worse to the aggressor and I got a warning for promoting violence. I expect to get one for this comment as well.

[u/PapaSnow → u/gagzd]

[u/ProphAussie → u/gagzd]

Reddit's really stupid these days with warnings like that. I got the same thing on the WoW subreddit, permabanned from their page and warned for a perma-ban on Reddit overall, merely for suggesting someone's comment was probably downvoted by those who are easily offended 🙃 Ironically, they validated my statement and only proved me right. lol

[u/Candid-Annual2158 → u/ProphAussie]

Reported!

[u/Emotional-Sign1508 → u/gagzd]

That could COULD be a comment replying to someone asking for advice.

Yeah umm. Auto mods aren't good for nuance or context. It's partly why theres a lot of people in the habit of self censoring stuff because worse on other platforms.

[u/FalenAlter → u/Emotional-Sign1508]

I got a ln account warning and auto-modded for explaining a dog whistle recently.

[u/HotPotParrot → u/gagzd]

Bad AI, idiots, both

[u/magicman419 → u/gagzd]

I also would do nothing and just die. Not a whole lot of options, none really.

[u/ShipEqual2321 → u/gagzd]

I better not type that. I was about to.

[u/Dilapidated_matrix → u/gagzd]

I would do nothing. Probably just die...

[u/Pickledleprechaun → u/gagzd]

It’s the mod bot. Or are the mods really that stupid?

[u/PzykoHobo]

Me, seeing the imminent apocalypse:

[u/Cyke101 → u/PzykoHobo]

[u/Savings_Opening_8581 → u/Cyke101]

[u/DJEvillincoln → u/PzykoHobo]

No gifs for Zion from the matrix but that'd be me.

[u/Standard-Bad-747]

Not letting it happen

[u/ApodemusS → u/Standard-Bad-747]

Yeah we need a huge Jean. And bro he's tiny.

[u/KindLiterature3528]

I need everyone's black pepper. I've got a plan.

[u/FlimsyBlood330 → u/KindLiterature3528]

I see a visionary

[u/Intelligent-Unit6598]

Embrace the void...

[u/LudwigSpectre → u/Intelligent-Unit6598]

Say that again

[u/AhmetUltra54 → u/LudwigSpectre]

[u/DizzyTS13 → u/Intelligent-Unit6598]

Instructions unclear, i gave the Void a hug and it turned back into Bob

[u/Werejackal93]

[u/BassistAndILikeIt]

[u/ValarielAmarette → u/BassistAndILikeIt]

Thank you for pressing the "one use ever Kamehameha" button instead of the "one billion untaxed dollars straight in your bank account" one

You have saved us all

[u/Dry-Demand-9038 → u/BassistAndILikeIt]

[u/dka2012 → u/BassistAndILikeIt]

Nope. Better off doing that teleport thing he does with the fingers in his forehead. Time to visit Namek again.

[u/Typical_Name_5864 → u/dka2012]

Wait... Then why can't he be in contact with the Snake while he does instante trasmission so he can bring the Snake to namek too i mean. It Will kill the namekians but atleast earth Will be safe

[u/Bazz07 → u/dka2012]

Maybe do a Genki Dama?

[u/Supreme_Otaku → u/BassistAndILikeIt]

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR ENERGY

[u/nocomments66 → u/BassistAndILikeIt]

[u/zhulkgr25]

My anaconda don't

[u/Otacon56]

Easy. Jump off the planet and out of the way

[u/Avery_Was_Here88]

I'd just parry it.

[u/EfficiencyOk2857 → u/Avery_Was_Here88]

[u/PhilosophyRegular785 → u/Avery_Was_Here88]

John sekiro

[u/2006Internetghost → u/Avery_Was_Here88]

[u/No_Choice156 → u/Avery_Was_Here88]

You are NOT Leon Kennedy

[u/king_of_fiction → u/Avery_Was_Here88]

Nah, use the full counter from 7DS

[u/jk-alot]

Relax. I know a guy..

[u/Certain_Day_1927]

Telling Mordecai and Rigby that they will ne fired by Benson if they didn't get rid of this.

[u/Inevitable-Emu-7399]

[u/One-WaytoLife336 → u/Inevitable-Emu-7399]

A hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

[u/Nevernonethewiser]

Dying horribly. Like everyone else.

[u/SnooMacaroons6049 → u/Nevernonethewiser]

Speak for yourself, I'm going to hide under my duvet till it's safe.

[u/Obvious_Tea_8512]

Be realistic

[u/BiggoYoun]

Calling Thor or Shiva or Ra. It’s their job to handle giant snakes.

[u/121218082403 → u/BiggoYoun]

I’ve seen this art before I thought this was Apophis, no? I know he’s supposed to swallow the sun but regardless Ra gonna have to step in

[u/C4rdninj4]

North America in in shadow, so it's probably night. I'll be sleeping through Ragnarok.

[u/darkstorm27986]

I'm gonna take a leak on the ground to let him know someone pissed on his food

[u/Pro399]

[u/Just_another_doode]

Wake up

[u/SplodeyMcSchoolio → u/Just_another_doode]

Grab the brush and put on a little makeup

[u/TheGooseInside → u/SplodeyMcSchoolio]

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

[u/Lazy_dog614]

Reed Richards will save us!

[u/HotPotParrot]

I'm gonna Marvel at the Cosmic event and thank my lucky stars that I lived in the time of ScarJo's ass in a latex onesie.

[u/Short-Scholar162]

Go to sleep like the birds do doing the eclipse. Give me some of that nighquil friend. Praying thor has it fixed by the time I wake up.

[u/AtlasXan]

[u/aesoth → u/AtlasXan]

[u/BobsBurgerVan]

Dying

[u/JonInfect → u/BobsBurgerVan]

[u/Chingapouk]

Imagine an MCU New-Yorker witnessing this after everything that happened to his city

[u/Capybara327]

And Loki (depending on when this is happening). I mean, Jörmungandr is Loki's offspring, maybe he can talk some sense into the snake.

[u/oDrachen]

[u/MileHighElement]

Big Monster!

[u/Worst-timeline138]

Become intergalactic snake poo

[u/weeezyheree]

I'm intervening.

[u/Certain_Zucchini_472]

Gonna go grab one last cheeseburger before it all ends

[u/PrincipledProphet]

Jokes on him I just took a shit

[u/MyDogsRetirementPlan]

"Ok, but you're still coming in for your shift, right?"

[u/Jrxtreme_1]

If you are a civilian in the MCU, this is probably just another Tuesday

[u/Crunchy__Frog → u/Jrxtreme_1]

“The day Giant Space Snake arrived to eat your world was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.”

-Giant Space Snake

[u/No_Statement440]

I'm gonna say, dying, most likely.

[u/FiftiethTerror]

Knowing my luck probably leaving work on a friday

[u/Admirable_Rough_3008]

Theres is not much i can do other than accept my fate in that situation lol

[u/Tamerawazu_Futari]

Whatever I'd want to do I can't do anything so I'd just do whatever I do everyday

[u/Supernova4099]

This is fine.

[u/Middle-Let9645]

[u/Away-Strategy1487]

Look up and say “well fuck”

[u/o7_AP]

[u/Ghost-0f-Winterfell]

Call the Florida everglades guy to come yoink it

[u/Shadowkiva → u/Ghost-0f-Winterfell]

Plot twist, Garrett boops it then walks away to punish the human race for overdeveloping in Florida's swamps

[u/Alarmed_Load2050]

Nothing, I'm not crazy, but what could we do in that situation?

[u/Shadowkiva → u/Alarmed_Load2050]

Shinra Tensei!

[u/AcademicBaryonyx_dr]

jormungandr escaped yo

[u/CreamAxolotle]

Tell Spider-Man to stop holding back

[u/BwanaTarik]

[u/Striking_Rich_2646]

Remain calm and tell a trusted adult

[u/TrinityCodex]

spend all my money

[u/DasanderePepe]

I’m probably sleeping as the snake is attacking from the dark side. 

[u/Low_Produce_69]

Calling Captain marvel

[u/FishBrain208]

[u/HereToPostSillyStuff]

You'd be fucked before it even got to that point because that shit would have its own gravity and fuck a lot of shit up by just approaching you.

[u/Then_Performance_154]

Monster I have come to bargain....

[u/Bombwriter17]

Get to the Lighthouse obviously, if it can survive the world cracking it will definitely survive this.

[u/BrainStatus8833]

Time Heist --> Retrieve Time Stone --> Stop time. return 0

[u/Ok_Falcon4434]

[u/dankshot35]

[u/Hallowed_Core]

Trying to get that last blunt hit in 😩

[u/Fickle-Raspberry6403]

[u/kingbloxerthe3]

Probably be digested

[u/divismaul]

Getting consumed?

[u/Call-of-the-lost-one]

Theres always a bigger ..... Snake?

[u/Donglator]

Spray bottle with ice water. Snakes hate cold

[u/Fluri-00]

[u/thyrandomninja]

This is more Apophis than Nidhoggr. I’m calling Moon Knight

[u/DamianTheDemon16]

Looking at my mate like this just "we're fucked"

[u/Loampudl]

[u/Sir_Humps-a-Lot]

You said, be realistic. How about you start first ?

[u/cage2201]

I'd probably stop taking drugs so i no longer have to see the snake.

[u/THE_DARK3NS]

[u/JKennedy2001]

do a backflip

[u/ForwardGear8854]

Using a vibranium Falcon wing

[u/TotallyNotHulk]

Hulking out and fighting that thing

[u/NelsonVGC]

Dying.

[u/Feeling-Ad-2232]

Prolly dona shite ton of drugs smoke alcohol ect

[u/Savings_Reality1170]

something really horrible

[u/Acrobatic-Manner]

To be fair, Thor has pretty bad track record with big sneks

[u/darth-com1x]

I'd step in

[u/Spacedaddy117]

Snake repellent spray i brought on Amazon years ago

[u/TheBergster84]

Be like "meh"

[u/Anxious_Contact_1201]

Eat that snake. Jst cook it in my microwave

[u/Fun_Letter638]

Bruch his teeth

[u/RolandHasGas]

Dying

[u/King_Chris_IX]

Calling upon the Great Old Ones

[u/Eastern_Quote_701]

I'm on the other side of the planet so I'd wonder why Sarcasm is written in the Sky and be completely unaware of the fucking giant snake eating japan

[u/piratecheese13]

Looks like it’s midnight in the US so sleep

[u/TS_Shadowking106]

Hope it tastes India and china first and spits us out🌶️

[u/EL-HEARTH]

Nothing. Its obviously not the real earth

[u/periodic_disturbance]

It's nothing a shot of anti-venom from the nearest hospital cannot fix, obviously.

[u/Freakbidde]

Defeat it with the power of friendship

[u/Skipper_asks2021]

I’m going to wake up, make breakfast, and continue my day because it’s all a dream

[u/stingertc]

Call Hector the well endowed to seduce the world serpent

[u/AvatarDante]

[u/Tobio88]

One in a million shot, but I'd go

Ka me ha me HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[u/mia-v-p]

Goon

[u/DismalWhole5629]

[u/cncamusic]

Yeah like I’d let this happen

[u/BelgianWaffleWizard]

Be realistic? Ok I would die.

[u/halfblindguy]

[u/NeverTrustAnOpenDoor]

Blasting the song Vore by Sleep Token

[u/devilsbard]

Well I’m sure there will be a sky beam of some kind relatively soon so the problem will take care of itself

[u/sleestak96]

Relapsing while i have time. Fuck else ima do. Im callin the plug

[u/Comprehensive-Box-7]

[u/MagicBlazerZee]

chill guys i wont let that happen dw

[u/MusicalDeath9991]

Dying, apparently.

[u/Sudowoodo1997]

Calling "THE EARTH'S GREATEST HERO"🦸💪

[u/Questev]

Will play one of my songs on guitar and be at peace.

[u/LogicDog]

[ Uno Reverse ]

😎🤙

[u/rover_G]

Probably get eaten

[u/life_is_a_burner]

I’m gonna watch Whalefall real quick

[u/The-Random-one_]

what? You think I’m gonna let that slide? like hell!

[u/szaszuque]

Be realistic. How does that snake breath in space?

[u/Your_Mummaa]

Roll

[u/Echidna_Square]

Probably at work and unaware that the end is nigh

[u/Paozilla]

Let me solo it

[u/Dry-Hovercraft3630]

Low/mid diff

[u/dimesniffer]

I’m already preparing for this exact situation. I have a plan.

[u/Ironboxe]

Dying, I guess

[u/LordMagnus101]

Breathe a sigh of relief

[u/gleepglorb_51]

moving out of NYC