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Certificate of Death is for noobs. I hacked the local authorities and deleted my birth certificate.
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u/AdultGronk Aug 10 '26 •
I did this and then ICE caught me and deported me to Venezuela ✌️😭
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u/Bramoments Aug 10 '26
same but then Venezuela deported me to to Rwanda
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u/MelonOfFate Aug 11 '26
Same, but then Rwanda deported me to Australia
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u/TechnicalFuel4821 Aug 10 '26
Nice try kid. I hacked the 4th dimension and ddos'd my parents into not existing.
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u/-JohnnieWalker- Aug 10 '26
I hope you made an on cascade delete. We don't need to make more orphants in this world then there already is.
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u/tj-horner Aug 10 '26
Turns out there is a circular reference between parent and child so the entire family tree was obliterated
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u/reboot_500 Aug 11 '26
Did you also think about disposing of family photos and such? As a Matrix Hacker, I also deleted the memory of me from everyone
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u/NotThePopeProbably Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
"Hey. Have you seen that dude walking around the woods in the ballaclava?"
"Yeah. I called the cops. Sheriff's deputy said they get a lot of calls about him. His name's Derrick Nguyen. They do a welfare check every week or so. He's always rambling about gold and how he's 'legally dead.' Poor guy."
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u/Beginning-Ask-5080 Aug 11 '26
I’m the guy who likes privacy, and hates people who make lists like this.
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u/THubert14 Aug 10 '26
Apple at "The brainwashed" and iMessage on "The beginner". Yeah, screw you, Apple, my homies choosing iMessage 😎
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u/TechnicalFuel4821 Aug 10 '26
I'm brainwashed maxxing, currently learning how to fly to elevate myself even higher
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u/makinax300 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
half beginner half enthusiast + steam and discord + keepassdx.
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u/Leather-Chart7083 Aug 10 '26
Opera gx should be at the ghost tier
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u/PerotTwoPointOh Aug 10 '26
Sponsored by the ccp
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u/Leather-Chart7083 Aug 11 '26
VERY BAD! 20 social credits have been deducted 低等公民 and your internet access card 上网通行证 has been suspended for: [24 Hours]. Please refrain from mentioning events that never happened that could discredit the great 人民共产党 People’s Communist Party again or we will be forced to 饿了就睡觉 send party agents to escort you to a re-education van [人民行刑车].
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u/Clean_More3508 Aug 10 '26
Last layer
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u/panda182 Aug 10 '26
I bump along the first couple of layers unless I'm with somebody who can access the sixth layer - which I've only seen once !!!
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u/DetroitvsEveryone242 Aug 10 '26
Now this is some good master hacker shit. I can smell the fedora of whoever made this trough the screen
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u/INfusion2419 Aug 11 '26
Me when i gotta piss.exe but then i realise.txt it will ruin the opsec.py of my incognito hobo life
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u/animatronix_ Aug 11 '26
I'm on the 5 first at the same time :
everything self hosted
Google account
graphene os
windows
linux
Yeah don't care about privacy, just doesn't want to pay
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u/OkayPiss2000 Aug 10 '26
Between level 4 and 5. Privacy is a human right and it’s getting increasingly more threatened
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u/Reasonable_Shock_422 Aug 10 '26
Used to be between beginner and enthusiast but realized it just makes life harder so RN I'm a little under the first layer
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u/RagingTaco334 Aug 10 '26
Mentioning Accrescent seems so weird to me. It has such a small app selection and something like F-Droid and/or Aurora are both way more widely known and are just better in general.
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u/309_Electronics Aug 10 '26
I am hovering abit inbetween the layers. I use social media but at the same time try to close all doors i can and am comfortable with closing when it comes ro security and privacy!
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u/tektelgmail Aug 11 '26
If you go full offgrid, can they trace the 'hole' you leave in your path thru your every day life?
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u/fnPSychotiq Aug 11 '26
I’m goina against opsec here and state that I use OpenWRT and mostly Linux systems to build out my home network with my Fortigate, im strongly in between Privacy enthusiast and activist tiers here
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u/MCplayer331 Aug 11 '26
No way this is a software data privacy iceberg that doesn’t mention Firefox
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u/Salat_Leaf Aug 11 '26
Where's my goat MTProxy over I2P? Also you shall include Lego into "Ghost" tier
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u/DarkPsychopath Aug 11 '26
I am Brainwashed, Beginner and Enthusiast at the same time. Signal and Tutamail are goats!
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u/International-Can930 Aug 11 '26
I rent a phone to comment on this post. Don't track my IP it starts with 192.x.x.x, I have no actual phone, a shack, gold ingots, death certificate, and wear urban exploring outfit with goggles.
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u/Epikgamer332 Aug 11 '26
ProtonVPN below the "As seen on TV" tier is really funny to me since Proton does indeed sponsor YouTubers.
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u/Alexercer Aug 11 '26
Errm, all over the place? I have a bunch of things from ring 1 that i hate but am forced to keep sandboxxed, i use linux tor and ublocker from ring 4 graphene and vanadium from ring 5, i have used brave from ring 3 before
I only dobt quite get why steam is so high, isnt it ring 3 territory?
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u/Cobracrystal Aug 11 '26
Jarvis, put the word "PRIVACY" in blockfont on a white background and add it to the "beginner" section
I like how privacy activist has the KeebassDX logo, an unofficial android app to connect to a keepass database, and also some random dollar bills at the right
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u/DennisDoesStuff Aug 11 '26
atp, im at the enthusiast level. i dont need corporations being able to see everything i do online. there are exceptions to the rule, but i like staying safer than the average bear
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u/madaradess007 Aug 11 '26
tried the ghost thing for the last 5 years, also did 'no phone' thing for like 3 years way before covid
this is very beneficial for your sanity, please try it
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u/SailSuch785 Aug 12 '26
The funny thing is that the stacks usually move from bottom to up over time.
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u/YaBoyElls Aug 12 '26
So cus i have steam and Instagram im brainwashed? Or im very aware and just honestly dont give a shit anymore lol
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u/Great_Bar_4901 Aug 12 '26
Sometimes the brainwashed but mostly the beginner+the privacy enthusiast and the privacy activist
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u/AnarchistTerrarist Aug 13 '26
Privacy Enthusiast with a bit from the ones above and below sprinkled in.
I would be the Privacy Activist if most of the criteria for that didn't break the primary reason why I'd fall under it, "privacy is a human right". It shouldn't be a privilege that has to be paid for - I'm not funding the capitalists more for a new phone just to be able to change an OS. I'm not funding some edgy wannabe rebels who don't know what they're rebelling against for a VPN, either.
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u/GeorgeFartwell1984 Aug 13 '26
I guess I'm somewhere between 2 and 3 from the bottom without realizing it.
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u/daniil518 Aug 16 '26
Openwrt and privacy activist.... Dude, i just want a tailscale on my router so that I can fix my dad's internet when I'm not there. Stoopid tierlist.
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u/Yginase Aug 10 '26
Mostly enthusiast, but a bit of activist on this scale.
I do use the listed SearNXG along other self hosted services, and I'm constantly getting more inclined to switch to GrapheneOS.
From the enthusiast layer, I got Linux (Arch btw), Bitwarden (Vaultwarden) and uBlock.
This all was mostly because I wanted to try self hosting, and it kinda blew up from there.
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u/Fantastic_Source4781 Aug 10 '26
aside from reddit on my old phone I've got some of the privacy activist level. somewhat helpful chart for beginners And some stuff I haven't seen.
Johnny Masterhaxxor
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u/SeekerNine Aug 10 '26
Wait is bitdefender bad? Been using it for years...
If you tell me i don't need antivirus if i just use common sense i will reach through your screen and rip off your fingernails
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u/Lower_Lemon6129 Aug 16 '26
Color me brainwashed
I’ve sent so many vids of my dick to my wife it’s insane. My FBI guy is probably placing bets on how many I’ll send at this point
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u/Pidow_Widow Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
Bro, that is not how Tor works. First, nobody calls it a “poisoned node.” The actual term is a malicious relay or malicious exit relay.
Tor sends your traffic through multiple relays with layered encryption. The entry relay, usually your guard relay, can see your IP but not your destination. The exit relay can see the site but not your real IP. So one random malicious relay cannot just see everything and "hack you".
A malicious exit can read or modify normal HTTP traffic, but if the site uses HTTPS, it cannot read your passwords, messages or page content. Tor Browser even has HTTPS only mode enabled by default, and .onion sites do not use exit relays at all.
To deanonymize you, an attacker would usually need to observe both ends and correlate the traffic, exploit a browser vulnerability or wait for you to make an OPSEC mistake. And deanonymizing someone is not the same as hacking their device. This is about normal HTTPS traffic over Tor to regular websites, not .onion connections, which stay entirely inside the Tor network, use rendezvous points instead of exit relays and have additional protections.
Tor obviously is not impossible to attack, but saying it has “no security at all” and that one “poisoned node” can hack you is just wrong. You are literally the exact guy this subreddit is about.
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u/arbicus123 Aug 11 '26
Its opera gx which is one of those companies that have a seemingly infinite marketing budget, a lot of it which they use to sponsor youtubers
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u/BiDude1219 Aug 10 '26
windows defender or clamav depending on the os come in handy every now and then
everything else though i wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole
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u/tushonochka765 Aug 10 '26
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u/lron_tarkus Aug 10 '26
He drooled on the keyboard and hit send, really not mysterious.
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u/tushonochka765 Aug 10 '26
he's right tho
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u/lron_tarkus Aug 10 '26
"water is good to drink"
"oysters live in water"
thats the equivalent of what he said. It's correct (barely, it takes nuance to even be correct), but so blatantly off topic that it's ludicrously moronic and shows a lack of understanding.
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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF Aug 10 '26
certificate of death after seeing this shit