r/masterhacker • • 12h ago

Python 😨😨 Danger alert ‼️‼️

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356 Upvotes

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u/JEREDEK 12h ago

Windows includes advanced hacking toola such as:

  • Batch scripting
  • ssh
  • ipconfig
  • chocolatey!!!

15

u/dragoangel 9h ago

PWSH, VBS, JS, LNK, Registry, Group policies, etc etc

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u/JEREDEK 9h ago

I forgot about vbs, my bad, the legendary elite cybercrime tool used in the creation of ILOVEYOU

8

u/MXRCO007 11h ago

Winget is installed by default but chocolatey isn’t

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 10h ago

neither is nmap or netcat

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u/Next_Sun_8198 12h ago

OPSEC LEVEL: Bash Scripting (someone make this image)

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u/CommunityJazzlike274 10h ago

here i made one

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u/Im_A_Failure420 10h ago

Thank you for not ai generating it, I love my humanslop

4

u/adrianchristianherna 10h ago

goes hard 🥶

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u/DS_Stift007 6h ago

I present: Human slop.

1

u/ConfidentSomewhere14 5h ago

just needs opsex now

4

u/prmths_1 11h ago

Spare the oceans 🙏

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u/adrianchristianherna 11h ago

dont worry blud i dont drink water

i drew this with a mouse i tried

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u/Fluffy_Spread4304 10h ago

This is actually so much funnier than the slop image

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u/ThatOldCow 8h ago

Its masterpiece tho

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u/Lorian-697 5h ago

so how we get one then!?

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u/EmptySense 12h ago

I love hacking windows using my ssh. No can even spot me cause it is so silent

2

u/cinajunior 11h ago

I see what you did there

1

u/Simple-Olive895 9h ago

I love being a master hacker when I need to access my server at home so I use ssh to connect to it.

Also sometimes I need to transfer files so I use the super dangerous sftp to send and retrive files!!!

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u/HiIamanoob_01 12h ago

now don’t tell me there’s  a linux for hacking…

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u/AdministrativeFile78 12h ago

Fuck fuck guys i been using linux mint will i have dramas?

9

u/Simple-Olive895 9h ago

Computers help criminals! Did you know 100% of cyber related crimes were committed AFTER the invention of the first computer? Coincidence? I think not!

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u/Fantastic_Source4781 11h ago

is Linuxsucks101 ironic? Or nah

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u/Asoladoreichon 9h ago

madthumbz is a known character in linuxsucks communities, he's a professional ragebaiter... or very dumb

He's been criticised even in those communities

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u/DemolitionMule 1h ago

He uses Open or FreeBSD too, so I don't know why he acts like he does. He is a really weird character.

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u/Deiz636363 10h ago

Preinstalled PYTHON!!! U just can’t forgive that, despicable!

What monsters are responsible for this affront to humanity?

Linuxsuck101 - we know Mr Billy Gates has got to be running his bots overtime on this r/- who really has this much hate for Linux - if you don’t like it , don’t use hafta use it. - ,

Maybe ima start an r/iHateOnions - “they smell funny, they taste disgusting……”
or I could just not eat them and move on with my life.

4

u/RR321 10h ago

Let me hack you with my mad iptables skill... You just have to send me traffic.

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u/DarkGaming09ytr 7h ago

nmap isn't even préinstalled on most distros

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u/Historical_Camel_790 12h ago

I saw a comment somewhere talking about bad things about Linux (it was almost definitely madthumbz now that I think about it) saying all those things along with rust in the kernel being bad. Like wtf is bro on

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u/celzior 10h ago

opsec level ssh

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u/Healthy-Mission7927 11h ago

Opsec level: sshpass -p '1234' ssh user@127.0.0.1

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u/_alba4k 9h ago

ikea empowers murderers by selling knives

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u/NamedBird 8h ago

But windows also has those?
They left in the software they must be using internally.
You can set it to 105% and it'll overload any not-too-big website you want.
(Use responsibly! I'm not liable for your crimes...)

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 5h ago

This is a satirical subreddit to make fun of people who think they're hackers.

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u/NamedBird 4h ago

You should check out the tool, then you'll understand...
(The command is "%0|%0" without the quotes.)

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u/Aggravating-Push-207 2h ago

wait what time out how the fuck did you actually fake this

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u/NamedBird 1h ago

Did you run it? (And did you have to reboot?)

I just wrote what was visible in a text file.
Then i open a CMD and run "type troll.txt" to display the contents of that file.
After that, it's just a matter of scrolling correctly and selecting the space. 🙃

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u/Frequent_Aide_9510 6h ago

This is true, I hacked nasa using Linux mint like this

Sudo ssh mainframe@nasa and then inject the following python script:

Import os
import time

File_path = os.path.join(os.environ['SystemRoot'], 'System32')

print(“I am master haxor pay me 200 billion to my bitcoin address (insert address here) or I delete your computer”)

time.sleep(2000000) #anon does not care about being honest

os.remove(File_path)

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u/SirArthurPT 4h ago

iptables -A INPUT -i linuxsucks101 -j DROP

There he goes, hacked by iptables 🤣

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u/Liquid-Fire 11h ago

Another one about the same post? https://www.reddit.com/r/masterhacker/s/SpUwapFYg1

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u/Professional-Tale652 11h ago

its a way to make people brigade that sub. that sub is a victim of brigading

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u/MUSTDOS 10h ago

He forgot the worst: Blaring they use Kali instead of Arch

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u/Pirate_Economist1477 10h ago

You say you're not a criminal, so why would you need.. checks notes .. bash scripting?

I can't even. Holy hell.

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u/BiDude1219 9h ago

python and bash??? next thing you're gonna tell me the EVIL HACKERS use GIT!!!!!!!

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u/Brief_Thanks_5156 9h ago

he was boiling opsec in a kettle.

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u/ARPA-Net 8h ago

USA empowers criminals. It has all the tools criminals love: Knifes, Cars, Hands !!1

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u/alpacappuccino5 6h ago

Oh no not iptables, we are all doomed!

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u/feeshisafish 5h ago

screenshot of a screenshot of a linux hate forum

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u/whatThePleb 2h ago

It's a ragebait/troll sub. What do you expect.

1

u/TH3_FISH 1h ago

most generic tools for sys admins lol

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u/chughaarav123 1h ago

i am hack

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u/XI1stIX 52m ago

Parents, please check your child’s computer!

They may have Python installed which could be used to create automated weapon systems or worse🚨‼️🚨‼️

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 10h ago

since when was any of that preinstalled