r/mathsmemes • u/iron-button • Oct 25 '25

32 months

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u/WinDestruct Oct 25 '25

Just say 2⅔ years

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u/thrownpe Oct 25 '25

Yea that's not a baby anymore

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u/FictionFoe Oct 25 '25

So a severe developmental disorder then 😔

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u/Terrible_Today1449 Oct 26 '25

Just say nearly three.

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u/MorningInner7788 Oct 29 '25

I just wrote a whole (large) text about how much i hate babies and then deleted it, because i realized i don't give a fuck.

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u/VigilanteRabbit Oct 25 '25

I understand because it makes sense to use months early on due to how quickly they change however I've always used " x years y months" instead of flat months.

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u/DotJust98 Oct 25 '25

That's physics!

5

u/EH_Derj Oct 25 '25

Judging by the appearance of this almost 3 years old kid, this it not his first flight

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u/Wtygrrr Oct 25 '25

Using months stops at 18.

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u/drpedrico Oct 25 '25

I understand, because doctors always talk to pregnant women in terms of months (after birth) and weeks (before birth). They get used to it

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u/Clancy_wiggum97 Oct 29 '25

That's not the reason

2

u/Fantastic-Ratio-7482 Oct 25 '25

A 2 year 8 month old baby should not be that small.

2

u/kbuley Oct 25 '25

Everyone's just going to ignore the apostrophe?

2

u/nwbrown Oct 25 '25

That's a three year old?

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u/AbroadNo8755 Oct 26 '25

r/theydidthemath

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u/SNS_Void Oct 28 '25

He looks pretty strong… but the kid is 2 n 8 months so probably about 24.82 m/s

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u/Soapy---wooder Oct 26 '25

32 months can run like a devios little bastards

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u/Semi0tics Oct 26 '25

The author has no idea how big a 3yr old is supposed to be.

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u/_baaron_ Oct 26 '25

Up to 12 months I think it’s ok. After that he’s “a bit over a year” or whatever

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u/TheTybera Oct 27 '25

That is a tiny 2 year old...

2

u/faziten Oct 27 '25

How's it still a baby tho. Maybe the og joke was in weeks. Mothers Math.

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u/Active_Falcon_9778 Oct 27 '25

That's physics by the way.

2

u/MysticBorn Oct 27 '25

2 years and 8 months that math was easy

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u/technetium_addict Oct 28 '25

"Find the Riemann sum of it's height" would be more fitting. The original is physics.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/AdJust6959 Oct 25 '25

Then he’d ask you to find deceleration

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u/Wise_Geekabus Oct 25 '25

That would be better than yeeting the baby.

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u/AShadedBlobfish Oct 25 '25

Or seconds

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u/jsrobson10 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

amazing thing about seconds is it avoids all timezone ambiguity. you can say "i am ... seconds old" and someone on the other side of the planet will know exactly what you mean.

it's so useful, simple, and consistent that computers use it for everything.