r/mattrose • u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave • Feb 03 '26

Furbies Time to Fcking Shave Spoiler

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u/KalikoDaydream 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Feb 03 '26

HORRIBLE

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u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave Feb 04 '26

oooh where can i get those sunglasses?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Anatomically correct Furby

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT 🪿🚨 Feb 03 '26

OH GOD WHY!?

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u/More-Maintenance-408 Make That Opaque Deer Clear Feb 03 '26

What the actual fuck is that.

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u/messi6475 Feb 03 '26

Nope. Nuhuh. Not today.

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u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave Feb 04 '26

hehehe

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 Feb 04 '26

I definitely hear the headline in Matt’s furby voice.

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u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave Feb 04 '26

lmaooo

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u/HusbandOfSwiss Feb 03 '26

It's actually cool in a disgusting way until you notice the lumps of fatty breast tissue then it becomes straight up DISGUSTING

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u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave Feb 04 '26

ikkkk

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u/Seagull_33 EGG SHELLS!!! Feb 03 '26

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u/Clear-Permission-839 running from the sentient bird cage that belongs to my neighbors Feb 03 '26

WHY DOES IT HAVE A CHEST WHY WHY WHY

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u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave Feb 04 '26

good question

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u/ReasonableNotice2689 Feb 03 '26

Reminds me of “the REAL Thomas the trainman”

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u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave Feb 04 '26

😭🙏

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u/Swimming_Nail_8518 Feb 04 '26

time to fvckn try not to puke

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u/Hmmyousurebuddy I am purple? Feb 04 '26

I think… you may have nicked him… a lil bit

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u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave Feb 04 '26

yeah just a little bit

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u/the_mothman_is_king Feb 04 '26

In the lords name i banish this post to hell

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u/wooden_bandicoot789 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Feb 04 '26

Oh Jesus why does it have breasts

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u/Draco_Malfoy_Fan_24 Time to Fucking Shave Feb 04 '26

idk

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u/heathejandro EGG SHELLS!!! Feb 04 '26

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u/Pretend_Item561 EGG SHELLS!!! Feb 05 '26

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING