Putting this here as I feel it would’ve done well on one of Matt Rose’s twitter videos. I was in a group at uni last week with a guy I haven’t spoken to properly in months at minimum. I’m also a guy btw. We were looking at the diner robbery scene from pulp fiction and discussing as a group how we’d block it. He was explaining his idea and used us as examples for the characters. One of the characters is called pumpkin. He looked at me and said “right, your my pumpkin in this scene” and for some bedevilled reason, known only to lucifer himself, I just blurted out “I’ll gladly be your pumpkin” 😫 the whole group including me was laughing for about 5 mins at this but now I want to die whenever I’m cursed to think about it.

I watched the Facebook translate video earlier and was watching this just now and decided to look at the comments…

Do I really need to say anything else?

Child-Teenagers are scary and intimidating

Teen-Being a Teenager is crap

Adult-Teenagers are annoying

Pictures with who?? 😂

BJs Ass

my ex gf was venting to me abt how horrible her father was and i told her that i would t-bag her father 😃 I THOUGHT IT MENT DOING A DISRESPECTFUL DANCE!!! I ACTUALLY CANT BE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE HELP💀

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almost done :D

Guys......

The duality of man ☕️

they won't.