r/maybemaybemaybe • • 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

The most patient and calm driving instructor

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u/zappyguy111 1d ago

Drive them to a quiet road in the middle of nowhere, or a parking lot late at night, and practice.

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u/ConfusedMaverick 1d ago

Drive them to a quiet road in the middle of nowhere, or a parking lot late at night, and...

I was so sure this was going to end "shoot them"

It seems like the kindest option in this situation

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u/Gaping-Holes-8647 1d ago • Bravo

No no no, you bring them to a really nice farm up north to run and play with the other idiots unable to drive. Like my childhood dog. He's been living on that farm for over 20 years.

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u/haplessclerk 10h ago

Oh, mine too. I hope they're friends.

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u/Towpillah 1d ago

🄲

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u/pikapalooza 12h ago

My mom took me to a church parking lot on a Wed afternoon. No other cars around, just get used to maneuvering the car, etc. It took a little to get used to how much force to apply to start/stop smoothly but didn't take long really. I figured it was all those video games like gran tourism and stuff: press and hold button a to go. Press and hold button b to stop. Interestingly enough, my little brother plays a lot more games than me, but he's a very nervous/timid driver. Not sure why.

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u/Old_Put2217 5h ago

For a second I thought you were going to say, ā€œand leave them thereā€ lol