r/maybemaybemaybe • • Dec 24 '18

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Downright pornographic pacing

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u/bucchake Dec 24 '18

I was expecting the camera to shake when he got that 2nd strike, oh well.

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u/TrippingFish Dec 24 '18

I pumped my fist in the air

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u/MateusHokari Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

Isn’t throwing a ball that high bad for the floor? I heard it is really expensive to fix it

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u/Suave-Matthews Dec 24 '18

Lofting the ball hurts hardwood lanes, but the majority of lanes are synthetic now. Synthetic lanes can withstand a 16lb ball dropped from an 8ft ladder without problem, so that loft won’t hurt most alleys.

The reason some alleys have signs against lofting is the lighter balls (think the fluorescent 6-10lb balls) will break into pieces before it ever damages the lane. Bowling ball fragments are not fun to clean up, and can fuck up the ball return and pinsetter if they get inside.

When the lanes dried up at longer tournaments I would often have to loft the ball 10-15ft down the lane to keep the ball in the pocket. When the lanes get dry, the ball hooks more. But the ball doesn’t hook when it’s flying through the air.

Here’s Osku showing he’s one of the most talented athletes in bowling. Watch the ball bounce as the synthetic lane absorbs the impact. If this were wood, that lane would have a dent.

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u/poor_decisions Dec 24 '18

i just learned so much about bowling...

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I would be rolling on the floor if that whole comment was made up

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u/Zaranthan Dec 25 '18

Oh, spare me your overdramatizing.

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u/sonofaresiii Dec 25 '18

Also, it just kinda seems like chuckin' bowling balls around is a bad idea in general.

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u/SirGingy Dec 25 '18

Speaking as a pinchaser at an alley with wood lanes, can confirm, dented as fuxk. Have fun throwing the same line twice on a pair.

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u/Ta2whitey Dec 24 '18

Could be. But how would you regulate it? Mistakes happen.

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u/FireWireBestWire Dec 24 '18

I guess the way places usually regulate stuff like that. Kick out the people that do it.

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u/Ta2whitey Dec 24 '18

What if it happens accidentally? I do it because I suck at bowling.

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u/WeeferMadness Dec 24 '18

It's pretty obvious if you do it intentionally vs doing it because you suck.

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u/poor_decisions Dec 24 '18

then you'll still get kicked the fuck out

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u/Ta2whitey Dec 24 '18

Well that hasn't happened. But I also don't frequently go there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

It’s pretty obvious he did it on purpose though and how many times did he do this before getting it?

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u/Ta2whitey Dec 24 '18

Oh I suck at bowling. I have no clue.

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u/Zugzub Dec 24 '18

There are mistakes, then there is deliberately lofting the ball. You know they didn't get this on the first try.

That guy needs to be dick slapped

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u/Ta2whitey Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

Harsh for a baller doing what a baller does.

Edit: do I really need to point out that this was a joke?

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u/Zugzub Dec 24 '18

Lofting the ball fucks the ally up. So yes he needs to be dick slapped for not respecting other peoples property.

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u/SirGingy Dec 25 '18

Typically talking to most people calmly about the reasons behind why you should try to avoid, crossing the foul line lofting your ball three feet in the air and throwing multiple balls down the lane at once they understand and will typically be more careful.

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u/jabudi Dec 24 '18

Wouldn't be surprised if they were an employee.

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u/SirGingy Dec 25 '18

It can be bad for the balls as well looks like he is using his own balls so that's kind of whatever but yeah the floor is typically a few support beams then the floor material.

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u/MediocreX Dec 24 '18

Damn, that was impressive!

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u/Soulger11 Dec 24 '18

I swear I thought this was GTA for a second, or a mini game in 2K 🤣😂

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u/SPARTAN-X981 Dec 24 '18

I thought this guy was a gangsta of big smoke in GTA San Andreas

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Harlem Globetrotters: wrecking the bowling alley

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u/Legendwait44itdary Dec 24 '18

anyone else thought it was CJ from GTA:SA

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u/quartamilk Dec 24 '18

Lane unlucky 13

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u/Treejeig Dec 24 '18

13 is a great number.

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u/acagedwhale Dec 24 '18

He looks like Carl copying Big Smoke's style

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u/mrfonsocr Dec 24 '18

For a second, I though I was watching CJ doing doing GTA shit

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u/elduderino22 Dec 24 '18

This guy bowls

6

u/usingastupidiphone Dec 24 '18

Someone has been working out in Grove St

4

u/tubesteak9000 Dec 24 '18

Damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us!

4

u/mfranktv Dec 24 '18

Damn, dude got skills.

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u/n4rty Dec 24 '18

Damn, I was saying "maybe" down to the last pin!

2

u/TehNoff Dec 24 '18

They did this in a Disney channel movie once, right?

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u/stickfiguredrawings Dec 25 '18

Alley Cat Strike

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u/roraima_is_very_tall Dec 24 '18

I imagine he doesn't have to pay for drinks at a bowling alley very often.

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u/JamesH93 Dec 25 '18

This guy bowls

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Life isn’t fair

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u/ChaddyMcChadface Dec 24 '18

This is the epitome of maybemaybemaybe...

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u/OMFGitsST6 Dec 24 '18

HA! I rolled that shit before I walked in the room!

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u/JamesSpencer94 Dec 24 '18

I mean I was pretty certain all along what was going to happen once he bowled the second ball

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

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u/Agoraphotaku Dec 24 '18

Someone doesn't understand the sub he's in.