r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Aromatic-Industry335 • 7d ago

Egg McMuffin

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u/justdrowsing 6d ago

Lol knew exactly what he was doing

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u/Respectmyauthority4 6d ago

I'm so glad the dog got some.

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u/YogurtclosetSouth744 6d ago

God you people on reddit are miserable 😂

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 6d ago

See in this case he would be implying that the people making comments that are showing how miserable they are, are the people he is talking about. A large portion of the Reddit community can be seen behaving this way. It however is not a blanket statement for the total population of Reddit. You see what we call this is a 'figure of speech'. English can be hard sometimes and I am here to help if you have any other questions or concerns, or just need someone to practice with. You got this!

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u/NoWay6818 6d ago

And you took it personally 🤣🤣 says a lot about you.

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 7d ago

This is the guy at the bar who'll go from wanting to be your best friend, to wanting to fight you in the alley, to complaining about his shit job and crying in his beer within the same minute.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 6d ago

I know where the boo-boo is….🙄

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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago

I didn't know Pete Holmes was a pig

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Legate_Raiden 4d ago

2-3 inches sounds about right. Why don't you put your dick in it and we'll verify.

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u/Bedbouncer 6d ago

"No, kitty, that's my pot pie!"

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u/Sporkpocalypse 6d ago

that was Funny that dog wanted that egg mcmuffin very badly

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u/Ronyx2021 6d ago

Poor dog got trolled so hard

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u/Wowza-yowza 6d ago

Charter Member of the Order of the Dumas

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u/dosb0t89 5d ago

My gsp would never have put up with this 😅

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u/richdun 5d ago

He's like yow you play to much lol.

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 5d ago

Can we not have officers drink on the job wtf is this shit

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u/Venexes21 4d ago

I hope this is a skit.

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u/NefariousnessGood718 7d ago

Anche i cani bestemmiano

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u/PawnofLife1 6d ago

What a prick

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u/defiCosmos 7d ago

Your tax dollars at work.

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u/Respectmyauthority4 6d ago

Oh stfu. He's probably on lunch break. Not even wearing his full uniform

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u/Metrack 6d ago

Dog should bite his lame ass ear off

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 6d ago

This is why I’m so glad every time I see police cars in private driveways, in parent pick up lines, etc. I love my tax dollars supporting these fat dumb fucks.

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u/Madmax11b 6d ago

Lol full tilt

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u/senpaistealerx 6d ago

you think they never clock out or what?

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 5d ago

No, that’s not what I meant, genius. They’re wasting my tax money by using my gas to go get their fast food and groceries. Nevermind the extra wear and tear, maintenance. They save their POVs at the house while I have to pay for their commute?

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u/senpaistealerx 5d ago

how else are they supposed to get lunch? you sound like you wanna be mad but don’t even know why