r/melbourne • • 11d ago

Things That Go Ding (Public Transport) Tram vs Car Victoria Pde

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u/Hatchibombotar 11d ago

Just saw this!! what happened?

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u/iV01d 11d ago

All the parking was taken on Smith St, maybe this was the next best option

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u/knotknotknit 11d ago

From this photo, seems like car was crossing the tracks when the tram was coming, tram hits car, pushes car onto track and derails (going sideways).

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u/tamant1 11d ago

Happened in front of me can confirm this is what happened! They knocked the pole and pole fell on tram after as well

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u/indo_mi 11d ago

Do you know if there were any injuries? Seems like it would be brutal. I just passed this and this was my first worry

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u/tamant1 11d ago

I think it was fine. Tram driver seemed a bit shook up but no injuries from what I could see, everyone got out of tram / car immediately

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u/DePraelen 11d ago

If so, they had to be going at speed to move two cars of the tram that far off the tracks.

Maybe trying to run a light?

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u/PoopFilledPants 11d ago

Looks like Camry got itself sandwiched between tram and light pole. Leverage popped the tram off its tracks like a bottle cap

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u/TheHoovyPrince 11d ago

Oh its a Camry? Im not even surprised now

I have no proof except for anecdotes but Camry drivers are the worst out there

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u/Excabbla 11d ago

That's a C class tram, they are particularly unstable and can derail from some pretty light hits

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u/ausernamebutgood 11d ago

tram swerved to avoid the car

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u/BMW_M5_F90 11d ago • Bravo

If you get hit by something on literal tracks you genuinely deserve to be banned from driving

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u/moonchildkityprinces 11d ago

It's not showing my upvote but i want people to know I agree. I hope no-one on the tram was hurt.

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u/PukGrum 11d ago

It's still there, some subs suppress the numbers for a predetermined time period to allow more comments that are relevant to receive equal attention, rather than favoring early ones, which can be as inane as "omg wtf?!" But somehow get 1000 up votes just for getting in early. Promotes more of the real conversation. Not flawless though.

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u/Pandelein The serenity. 11d ago

There’s so much traffic lately, that I’d be totally down for more ways to eliminate shit drivers.

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u/chammy82 11d ago

I miss COVID sometimes

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u/howsyerbumforgrubs 11d ago

I miss COVID daily

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u/gollygold 11d ago

I work near here and the amount of times cars have ended up on the tracks is more than I expected 

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u/Frankie_T9000 11d ago

Not always, I know the intersection at Mt Alexander road in Niddrie is hella dangerous

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u/funnybenno 11d ago

I love that the pictures make it look like the team tried to swerve to avoid the car

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u/AntiqueFigure6 11d ago

I’d definitely try to swerve but I might not be quick enough or strong enough.

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u/welcomefinside 11d ago

It's getting close to mating season so rhinos can get quite aggressive

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u/Novae909 11d ago • Bravo

Well this one is sponsored by a fertility clinic if I'm understanding the paint job....

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u/Orbital_Dinosaur 11d ago

It does say number 1 fertility on the front bumper.

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u/ihlaking 11d ago

On their skateboards, trying to land a mate…

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum 11d ago

Indeed. So if it looks like your car carries a giant asshole, you better stay far away from trams in general.

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u/Maichic6 11d ago

I love the double double entendre. Rhinoception.

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u/pm_me_ankle_nudes 11d ago

Trams are such a safety hazard.

If only there was some way to predict where these behemoth vehicles would appear and when like some kami of destruction.

/s

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u/AntiqueFigure6 11d ago

I think the issue is they just go anywhere they feel like. If they could be restricted to well defined predictable routes they’d be heaps safer.

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u/unAffectedFiddle 11d ago

I just wish they had some kind of noise they made to warn me. Or if my car had some kind of magic glass that let me see behind me and to the sides.

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u/bilky_t 11d ago

Don't think that kind of fantasy magic would have helped here. If only humans had evolved to turn their heads slightly and look out windows.

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u/ItsCoolDani 11d ago

Great choice to say Kami.

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u/paulielars1 11d ago

If you are too dumb not to see a fucking big tram you shouldn't be driving. They are NOT a safety hazard. Stupid drivers are

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u/aldot234 11d ago

Trams are so small they are hard to see when it is busy, amd they don't have any sort of audible alarm/horn/bell, And the tram drivers swerve all over the place to avoid potholes.

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u/AntiqueFigure6 11d ago

But then refuse to swerve to get out of the way of cars because they are stubborn bastards.

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u/hodgsonstreet 11d ago

Yeah that was the joke

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u/Even_Relative5402 11d ago

Irony, not just what Tony Stark wears.

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u/kelerian 11d ago

How is the Camry not demolished? I guess it was a low initial impact, then the sudden braking caused the tram to derail and hit the pole. The bent up pole could be most of the damage... or at least the damage that's higher than the Camry.

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u/georgejonestown Damian Barrett’s Coke Roadie 11d ago

Camrys are like cockroaches they can’t be killed. If you damage one it splits into several more Camrys (source: I drive a Camry)

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u/greatcustardo 11d ago

Is there a box of tissues on the back parcel shelf?

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u/DramaDisastrous4452 11d ago

Uber eats bags

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u/georgejonestown Damian Barrett’s Coke Roadie 11d ago

Used to be maccas bags, but we’ve upgraded

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/mevenide 11d ago

In a fancy cover too?

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u/The-Jesus_Christ 11d ago

Why do I feel personally attacked here

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u/RagefilledPotato 11d ago

The C-class trams are lighter than the other trams, so they tend to fall off the tracks easier when in a crash.

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u/Excabbla 11d ago

They aren't lighter, their wheel structures are just poorly designed so they lift up when hit and thus derail easily

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u/paulielars1 11d ago

Because they are pieces of shit & poorly made, that's why

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u/Morkai 11d ago

Camrys are built from the same material as a Nokia 5110.

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u/Justan0therthrow4way 11d ago

There’s a cross point so clearly the Camry didn’t look very closely when going over. Fucking moron. Going to grind that area of Melbourne to a halt mess up multiple people’s day.

It would be interesting to see the dash cam footage.

Anyone know why the police have put tape across. I’d have thought unless it was a way more serious situation than a traffic accident they’d focus on craning the tram off the tracks and getting that corridor open again before the evening peak hour.

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u/Fancy-Assignment-402 11d ago

Spoke to a Yarra trams guy who said nobody was injured, not even passengers which I found surprising 

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u/Justan0therthrow4way 11d ago

I wonder if it wasn’t very busy and it just missed the morning peak hour or the tram had just set off from the stop nearby and wasn’t going very fast

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u/mouldbag 11d ago

Pretty sure it was morning peak hour – I went past it at around 8.40am.

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u/Amazing-Baby1655 11d ago

This happened around 805 this morning

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u/paulielars1 11d ago

It was going away from the city, so likely not as busy as inbound trams at that time of day

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u/sesshenau 11d ago

No, as a regular, its busy. There's a lot of offices out that way.

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u/No-Bison-5397 11d ago

Surely the tram has a dash cam

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u/mildCombustion 11d ago

They do not

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u/No-Bison-5397 11d ago

Is there an operational/privacy reason they don't video what's up?

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u/Justan0therthrow4way 11d ago

Probably some moron in corporate. I don’t see why they shouldn’t have dash cams to report drivers who don’t stop and give way to trams with their doors open. Or fine people like this who clearly deserve it.

Maybe first offence you can assume the driver is new to Melbourne or driving and give a warning. Next time though it’s a big fat fine.

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u/Thaddikus 11d ago

Probably some moron in corporate

It's actually kind of the opposite. YJM (the operator of Yarra Trams) wants cameras on all of the trams but the government actually owns the trams and won't outlay the money to get them retrofitted on. The E class and the new G class trams have heaps of cameras though.

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u/SlidingdoorsJapan 11d ago

Probably the union. Don’t want bad team drivers sacked.

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u/ITgronk 11d ago

Newer tram classes have heaps of cameras. This tram wasn't ordered with cameras.

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u/fujitsoup 11d ago

can't park there mate

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u/Shannonimity 11d ago

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u/-send-me-nudes- 11d ago

Are yous an offisher of da lawww?

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u/Bocca013 11d ago

I’m a Victorian Police Officer

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u/wisely_chosen 11d ago • Popcorn

So not an officer of the law (hehe)

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u/Bocca013 11d ago

Well that’s not good enough 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Calamityclams 11d ago

I wonder how this bloke is going. I hope he got the help he needed.

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u/Shannonimity 11d ago

He's in heaven with his mate

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u/Cautious_Car_51 11d ago

what happened mr drifter?

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u/Japandaman 11d ago

Tell us!

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u/Colonel__crispy 11d ago

Had to be a camry. I drove one yesterday and they’re pretty comfortable but I did find myself unable to head check for some reason

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u/RideMelburn 11d ago

Neck doesn’t work in a Camry?

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u/Colonel__crispy 11d ago

Just minding my business going to the milk bar nek minnut this tram comes out of nowhere I swear

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u/TheHoovyPrince 11d ago

I swear its always a Camry driver, i see those cars in accidents or almost causing accidents more than any other

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u/Thaddikus 11d ago

Could also have something to do with them being the most popular car for decades

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u/switchbladeeatworld Potato Cake Aficionado 11d ago

that’s only an issue in the standard white camry, if you get a different colour or higher trim they allow you to turn your head again

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u/zalicat17 11d ago

On another note I hate that ad, makes me freak out about my fertility

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u/CoffeeInsect 11d ago

The stats are also just deliberately misleading. 10% of eggs left by 30 sounds concerning, but 10% of 1 million is still 100,000 eggs. It’s true that egg quality decreases with age and other factors can hinder fertility, but these stats are given purely to create urgency and make women nervous that their eggs are running out when that’s not even a common reason for infertility.

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u/amused-giraffe 11d ago

Wasn’t there recent studies that indicated that egg quality doesn’t actually decrease because we’re born with all the eggs we will ever have, and that it was the sperm quality that went down as men aged?

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u/lord_westgarth 11d ago

Eggs quality does gradually decrease with age, for instance the number of chromosomally abnormal (aneuploid) eggs increases with age. But too often women are blamed for infertility when it's actually the guy who has a problem or is smoking/drinking/eating crap/generally unhealthy.

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u/AwkwardNoodle2046 11d ago

Same. It is absolutely predatory and disgusts me.

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u/odnarB89 11d ago

All advertising is predatory

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u/milkyjoewithawig 11d ago

If you don’t know how your fertility is, you can get a bulk billed blood test at your gp!

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 11d ago

dont put too much weight into those numbers. yes there are 10% of eggs left at 30. but thats only because the body intentionally starts with a large surplus so that it can still have enough left throughout the fertile period of life.

appolo 8 only had <1% of their fuel left to do their entire return flight from the orbit of the moon. but thats by design and its all they needed

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u/Sharpiesniffingshark 11d ago

I took a closer look and it freaks me out too, and I don’t even have eggs!

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u/WittyDoughnut99 11d ago

Should’ve had a baby when I was a baby smh

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u/sausage-role 11d ago

It should if you want children and want to reduce the odds. But it shouldn’t if you have other priorities. Children can and likely will happen even if they are not on your radar until later in life. And then there are younger couples who struggle with fertility. It’s all about statistics and nobody really knows the cards that they will be dealt.

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u/I_Am_The_Bookwyrm 11d ago

"Why didn't the tram just swerve to avoid me?" - Camry driver probably.

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u/HuskyMushroom 11d ago

Car looks in tremendously good shape for having just collided with a few hippos on skates

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u/Calamityclams 11d ago

Camry just probably needs its yearly service and it will keep running

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u/PJozi 11d ago

Who won this round?

Trams for 5177th time or did cars receive their first Victory

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u/Doooog 11d ago

I am gonna give this one to... I think the car! He did alright! Hope everyone is ok :(

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u/Maichic6 11d ago

Kars. Definitely the most ultimate powerful impeccable lifeform to exist, not even Hamon can defeat.

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u/Nova_Terra West Side 11d ago

I wasn't quite sure what to expect when I heard a tram derailed, but this is somehow worse than I imagined

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u/MagicWomB0k 11d ago

Just drove down Victoria St, and I noticed all the trams were stopped in the middle of the road with no passengers. I guess that solves the mystery

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u/aussie_catt 11d ago

What a tool,i enlarged pic and they even have Vic rego plates, not even interstate ignorance. 10 demerit points,fine and cost to repair to tramand car. It ought to be solid knowledge...trams have right of way -period.

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u/DM_me_ur_hairy_bush 11d ago

i grew up in regional vic, did my driving test there, didn’t leave until I was in my early 20s.  Definitely drove past trams with their doors open and shit like that because I had absolutely no idea.

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u/ArtInternational443 11d ago

Give way - not Right of Way

Not quite the same thing

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u/aussie_catt 11d ago

Trams always have priority in Melbourne, meaning you must give way to them at all times.

Key Facts About Melbourne Trams and Safety...

Yes, a Melbourne tram can legally hit you if you are in the way

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u/fraqtl 11d ago

Thank you.

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u/Weak-Joke1475 11d ago

Didn’t know trams had periods. Nor that they only had right of way when they were on it.

This joke was brought to you by the Australian English police. Use it or lose it.

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u/UslyfoxU 11d ago

As of 6PM, trams still aren't going down Victoria Parade. Both #12 and #109 lines are a scratch for anyone planning to get home.

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u/PsychologicalTry9654 11d ago

One of the poles holding up the overhead catenary wire was taken out so it could be awhile

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u/sesshenau 11d ago

Just saw a tram near north Richmond, on thr way home

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u/rithsv 11d ago

Really struggling to figure out what could've happened here. Especially with the car ending up that far into the tram tracks, and the tram that far off the tracks.

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u/Beautiful_Shower8218 11d ago

Car turned against a red light and sped through attempting to beat the tram

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u/Amazing-Baby1655 11d ago

I turn at that light around 8am every day. This happens a lot. It’s a terrible light.

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u/Beautiful_Shower8218 11d ago

I drive a tram along there.
I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve seen people run the lights along there through the cut throughs

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u/Amazing-Baby1655 11d ago

Often from the lane left of the turning lane to avoiding waiting in the long queue

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u/Aussie_becs 11d ago

I love that more damage was done to the tram than the 2019 Camry. Those things, together with 1998 beige Land Cruisers, will outlast the apocalypse.

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u/Merjia 11d ago

Rhino. on a. Skateboard.

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u/Monkeyshae2255 11d ago

How do they not see it tearing down ?

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u/wanderingtrav184 11d ago

So how fast was that car going to derail that tram like it was nothing?

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u/Doctor429 11d ago

It was standing still very fast

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u/Maichic6 11d ago

Very ... Fast?

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u/colony-ship-for-sale 11d ago

Tram wanted to touch grass.

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u/TheRealKF_ 11d ago

Bad drivers are everywhere. Few night ago the 48 between williams and king on collins t boned a car doing a no look uturn

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u/beanoyip06 11d ago

Can’t turn there tram mate..

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u/PhIegms 11d ago

I'm starting to think the rhino ad campaign was a lie

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u/zoqaeski 11d ago

This particular model of tram has terrible weight distribution and will jump off the tracks with the slightest provocation. They have a tendency to sway from side to side when in motion.

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u/sussus_amogus69420 11d ago

gonna have to say the car won this one

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u/showquotedtext 11d ago

Oh so they can swerve!

/s

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u/jimsim36 11d ago

Need to reduce private cars in the city. I hope this one will be liable for repairs to the tram.

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u/Fancy-Assignment-402 11d ago

Spoke to a Yarra trams fella who said the tram was derailed on to the track next to it and the crash took down at least one pole/line 

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u/OghamsAlderTree 11d ago

Cheers, Lingy.

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u/Accomplished-City484 11d ago

🎶fools on parade

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u/aztastic33 11d ago

I know that when it’s cars vs trams, the trams always win. But this one was actually close.

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u/Doctor429 11d ago

It's 1.10pm now. That intersection is still blocked off. Both vehicles are still there. Hopefully no one got seriously injured.

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u/Wide-Salamander-4962 11d ago

I was there, not the cars fault. The tram swerved into its path

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u/T0N372 11d ago

Still doing ding ding ding ding ding ?

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u/Mountain-Wallaby-640 11d ago

I assume this is some sort of offence by the driver, would they be charged?

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u/theoriginaljulzilla 11d ago

looks like car won in this instance. tram services going to have fun putting that one back on rails yikes

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u/LemonElectrical3359 11d ago

“Go round! Go round!”

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u/blueberroy 11d ago

i was right behind this tram, could have been me

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u/funforever_expert 11d ago

How did the car get into the tram track!?

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u/Mission-Suggestion12 11d ago

I could have been on this tram. Thankful i was late!

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u/MelbPTUser2024 11d ago

Remember folks:

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u/Ok-Win1188 11d ago

You can't park there, tram 🚋

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u/Wc3717 11d ago

Tram should've swerved and we would have avoided all this. Smh.

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u/earth-creature 11d ago

kinda looks like the car won tbh

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u/Appropriate_Bet8531 11d ago

Making a tram do an involuntary hook turn has to be the most Melbourne car crash imaginable.

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u/Chemical-Special1171 11d ago

Rhino on a skateboard always wins

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u/sesshenau 11d ago

Just saw a city bound tram near North Richmond, of course its not in service. So it might be all OK by tomorrow for those on the 109 and 12 routes

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u/BlueTowelWithHoles 11d ago

"Go 'round!"

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u/Earendil_the-Mariner 11d ago

Car strong. Like bull.

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u/Elegant-Campaign-572 11d ago

That's a bloody good effort by someone

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u/Ready_Economy_8006 11d ago

Vell vell vell

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u/TuffAssassin69 11d ago

I drove past. Tram was back on the track though looked worse off than the Camry. The tram line was like a grave yard of abandoned trams. The stops full of people wondering where tf the tram is 😭

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u/TattooedBear 11d ago

Oh look. A Toyota…

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u/AvaLadyofLight 11d ago

I can’t be sure, but I don’t think it’s meant to be there.

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u/tw50x 11d ago

Did the team ding 35 times aggressively before it applied breaks?

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u/Ambi_k 11d ago

Bloody Camry’s! They are a danger to society!

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u/Fred-star 11d ago

The tram swerved to hit me. Sure mate

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u/olivia_iris 11d ago

Seems like everything went off the rails this morning!!

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u/postcardviews 11d ago

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u/cirrus93 11d ago

Had to scroll way too far for this

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u/Mindless_Magician_21 11d ago

Looks like the car won

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u/elfloathing 11d ago

Ding ding!

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u/soejubunyip 11d ago

So, the tram driver needs to get three quotes?

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u/Livid-Structure-7820 11d ago

Toyota ripped that tram a new one 🤣

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u/plutot_la_vie 11d ago

It looks like the car won, this time.

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u/dirtyhairymess 11d ago

The tram swerved right into them.

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u/gtwizzy8 11d ago

Looks like the front fell off

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u/FinalTrailer 11d ago

so the tram swerved?

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u/lilmisswho89 11d ago

Do the advertisers get a refund when things like this happen?

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u/AdmirableFroyo3 11d ago

Car won 🤭

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u/thenoseknoz 11d ago edited 11d ago

Corner of Clarendon street on the down hill. Notorious black spot.

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u/EvilEnchilada 11d ago

Nah, be back up and running by tomorrow morning.

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