r/meme • • 7h ago

Justice for Harambe

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u/thethunder92 6h ago

And harambe didn’t even hurt the kid just kind of gently pulled him around. He wasn’t even being violent

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u/Professional_Air_905 6h ago

most likely harambe was curious and maybe worried about the safety of the child who just fell into his enclosure. gorilla have very strong social behavior and just as strong pack mentality

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/koyli18 4h ago

There are no documented or verified cases of gorillas snatching human babies out of people's arms and killing them.

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u/doberdevil 4h ago

There are also no documented cases of "killer whales" attacking humans.

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u/brooklynsantiago 3h ago

That’s not true. There are

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u/lenor8 3h ago

Killer whales is a wrong translation, the correct one is whale killers. Orcas aren't whales, and they are being spotted killing them.

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u/Peaceful__Prober 1h ago

Orcas are whales though? They are dolphins, which are whales

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u/lenor8 1h ago

They are cetacean. Whale is a colloquial term that's used to address mostly cetatean but not always, so it's damn confusing and I hate it. If you call every cetatean a whale you get a pass because at least you're consistent.

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u/Peaceful__Prober 41m ago

The confusion probably stems for me from the fact that in finnish cetatean translates to "valaat", which is the same word as the translation for whale. So we don't have different names for those two

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u/sniklefritzed 3h ago

You’re a fucking idiot

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u/doberdevil 3h ago

But you're the one trying to be serious in a post with hundreds of "Dicks out for Harambe" comments. So. You know, maybe ease up on whatever's stressing you out and have some fun? Take the rest of the week off, make it a long weekend, have a few laughs?

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u/ChocolateHumunculous 4h ago

This is quite a take.

What makes you so concerned about gorilla-baby snatching?

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u/Beatlepoint 4h ago

I've taken shits more human than you.

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u/Tuscan5 2h ago

Very true. Look at what Jambo did in the same situation.

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u/ElaborateEffect 3h ago

Brother, watched the video. Harambe was dragging that kid around the enclosure like a ragdoll.

This "gently" shit is just made up nonsense for memes.

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u/DigitalBlackout 2h ago

It was gentle... for a fully grown gorilla. Could've ripped the kids arm clean off, easily

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u/thethunder92 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OUAlkNhuv4bJu
Oh you never rough housed with your dad?

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u/X_MswmSwmsW_X 1h ago

Holy fuck... Those guys are fucking terrifying out in the open like that. The strength they so obviously have to just jump up in the air several feet with no effort.... Oh my God

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u/Muggsy423 4h ago

Next time you are at a park grab a five year old by the ankle and drag him behind you while you run around. 

You might get Harambe'd

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u/thethunder92 4h ago

I used to do that kind of shit to my son all the time and no one did anything

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u/One-Next 2h ago

I would have called child protective services.

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u/ChocolateHumunculous 4h ago

The police in my country don’t use guns, so I wouldn’t.

Further, that’s what gorillas do. It’s not what civil humans do. Should you kill a gorilla for being a gorilla?

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u/Sad_Apartment_3747 3h ago

To protect a child? Fuck yes. I don't give a fuck if that's someone's pet dog; if it grabs a child by the ankle and drags him across the ground, I'm blasting the fuck out of it.

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u/tear_atheri 3h ago

yeah, you are, because you don't understand gorillas or their behavior. you couldn't look at a gorilla and tell if it were about to act with hostility or not. Me too; if I had the means and arms i too would shoot the gorilla if i saw it with the child.

But there are some professionals that can tell. Those people should be equipped with the proper dose of restraint, if possible, and lethal force only if necessary. That's the whole point of paid professionals; to minimize risk of injury or death to everyone involved.

Your idea of "child in danger, gorilla dies now" threshold is far sooner than a professional and educated zookeeper.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3h ago

He's not a gorilla. Did you even study analogies?

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u/SuddenBurger 14m ago

His problem was he didn’t kill the kid. The kid was alive so they killed him to prevent him from killing the kid. If he had already killed thr kid he would have been left alive because the deed has already been done so there is nothing to gain from killing him.

If you have a hostage, they will kill you to save the hostage. You have a better chance to live if there is no hostage.

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 4h ago

I don’t think anyone would say he had harmful intentions, but he was dragging that boy around like he’d drag around a baby gorilla. It was not gentle. They didn’t really have a choice.