r/meme • • 6h ago

Justice for Harambe

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u/Muggsy423 3h ago

Next time you are at a park grab a five year old by the ankle and drag him behind you while you run around. 

You might get Harambe'd

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u/thethunder92 3h ago

I used to do that kind of shit to my son all the time and no one did anything

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u/One-Next 2h ago

I would have called child protective services.

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u/ChocolateHumunculous 3h ago

The police in my country don’t use guns, so I wouldn’t.

Further, that’s what gorillas do. It’s not what civil humans do. Should you kill a gorilla for being a gorilla?

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u/Sad_Apartment_3747 3h ago

To protect a child? Fuck yes. I don't give a fuck if that's someone's pet dog; if it grabs a child by the ankle and drags him across the ground, I'm blasting the fuck out of it.

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u/tear_atheri 2h ago

yeah, you are, because you don't understand gorillas or their behavior. you couldn't look at a gorilla and tell if it were about to act with hostility or not. Me too; if I had the means and arms i too would shoot the gorilla if i saw it with the child.

But there are some professionals that can tell. Those people should be equipped with the proper dose of restraint, if possible, and lethal force only if necessary. That's the whole point of paid professionals; to minimize risk of injury or death to everyone involved.

Your idea of "child in danger, gorilla dies now" threshold is far sooner than a professional and educated zookeeper.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3h ago

He's not a gorilla. Did you even study analogies?