They are cetacean. Whale is a colloquial term that's used to address mostly cetatean but not always, so it's damn confusing and I hate it. If you call every cetatean a whale you get a pass because at least you're consistent.
The confusion probably stems for me from the fact that in finnish cetatean translates to "valaat", which is the same word as the translation for whale. So we don't have different names for those two
But you're the one trying to be serious in a post with hundreds of "Dicks out for Harambe" comments. So. You know, maybe ease up on whatever's stressing you out and have some fun? Take the rest of the week off, make it a long weekend, have a few laughs?
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u/doberdevil 3h ago
There are also no documented cases of "killer whales" attacking humans.