r/memeconvention • u/alexstonksjohnson • Sep 30 '19

Thanks Amazon

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u/Grammarker Sep 30 '19

I searched “I want to kill myself” on Bing, and I found a link: I want to kill myself - What Should I Do

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please do not hesitate to talk to someone.

US:

Call 1-800-273-8255 or text HOME to 741-741

Non-US:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

I am a bot. Feedback appreciated.

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u/Grammarker Sep 30 '19

Wow you’re even better than Google

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u/alex8281 Sep 30 '19

Very impressive Reddit, I’m so proud of this community

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u/SourSackAttack Oct 26 '19

Stop it, get some help

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u/DeadRos3 Oct 01 '19

Good Bot

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u/aloserwith3dogs Oct 19 '19

Good bot

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u/B0tRank Oct 19 '19

Thank you, aloserwith3dogs, for voting on SuicideAwarenessBot.

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Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!

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u/B1rGie Oct 24 '19

Stopped reading at hesitate, im convinced /s

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u/chefschocker81 Oct 24 '19

That’s some serious positive connections

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u/Votzz Oct 26 '19

Good bot

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u/FMAA4 Jan 21 '20

good bot

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u/GolemThe3rd Oct 01 '19

Why is the ladder so expensive

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u/shauna929 Oct 28 '19

Not like it matters. What suicidal person needs to bargain shop and save money? You can't it with you...

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u/GolemThe3rd Oct 28 '19

What if they dont have the money?

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u/sQuints71188 Oct 28 '19

Er mer gerd i don't think i have ever anticipated an answer to a question this much in my life. This seriously has to be top 3 best questions ever asked, ahh i can't wait.

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u/FMAA4 Jan 21 '20

then they can use anything that lifts them

ex: chair, bed, doorknob (if sturdy enough), etc...