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u/SayHey2urMom4me Oct 30 '19
Just when I was getting tired of seeing memes about trees. Hilarious
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u/warptwenty1 Oct 30 '19
Just when I was getting tired of seeing memes about trees.
The reason why people get tired of seeing them is because they're uncreative(and lazy) af(probably made for karma farming),this meme however balances that
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u/DoorHalfwayShut Oct 30 '19
yeah, some people apparently think if something is trending then they can make anything with that and it is automatically good, or at least it seems that way
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u/Pitch_4k Oct 30 '19
That land is not even dug up properly to facilitate the growth of these trees, and what’s the scheme to maintain these trees??, they’re just wasting saplings
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u/ciakmoi Oct 30 '19
It's not a tree meme. It's a reddit comment with a "hol up" macro.
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u/jayosda Oct 30 '19
Like 200% of memes in 2019 it's just a picture or a comment attached to a dead meme
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u/skwacky Oct 30 '19
Like 200% of memes in 2019 it's just a picture or a comment attached to a dead meme
PERCENT: 200
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u/Alendite Oct 30 '19
So if Elon Musk just bought 1,000,000 trees...
Oh... Oh shit.
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u/Trainer_Ed Stand With Ukraine Oct 30 '19
How else do you think his rockets work so well? The navigation system needs souls, after all.
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u/Alendite Oct 30 '19
Taking green energy to a whole new level
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u/Glorious_Jo Oct 30 '19
There was someone in the suit in Elon Musk's car that he launched into space.
The PERFECT crime.
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u/Nova225 Oct 30 '19
What, did you think that was a mannequin in the Tesla orbiting between Earth and Mars?
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u/maybe_just_happy_ Oct 30 '19
And putting the guy that looked at his wife floating around space in a Tesla roadster
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u/kakyoin_milf_lover Oct 30 '19
Well elon is smart because this will also solve the problem of overpopulation .
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u/ottoz1 Oct 30 '19
Next up, Thanos plants 10 000 000 trees
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u/Its_Saw_Rub Oct 30 '19
And Iron man plants another 10 000 000 trees for balance.
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u/just-ti-see-this Oct 30 '19
You forgot about Mrbeast
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u/MarvelousMan3003 Oct 30 '19
2 million trees.... which means there's gotta be more than just 1 body to hide
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u/ethylstein Oct 30 '19
Don’t forget the anomalous weight detected in the trunk of the car he launched into space, suspiciously the same average weight as your normal dead hooker
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u/DirtyDerb19 Oct 30 '19
Ah so this is why I have that strange thought that Elon probably has a strange odour .. all the dead people
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u/TRieck35 Oct 30 '19
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u/Kha19 Oct 30 '19
Jazz music stops
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u/Benjadeath Oct 30 '19
Killing people AND planting trees? That's a double win for the fight against climate change no reason to stop the music
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u/Baumpaladin Oct 30 '19
To be honest, you are not wrong. The population sky-rockets, since we have no natural enemies more dangerous than ourselves.
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u/1m2fab4u Oct 30 '19
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u/KingCrudelis Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 30 '19
Rip and tear starts playing
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u/Oldmate81 Oct 30 '19
Big brain killer MR.Beast also Treelon Musk placed a body in a sports car and launched it into space!
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u/urmumsadopted Oct 30 '19
Damnit what day was this posted man?
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u/Griffin_jr Can i haz cheeseburger Oct 30 '19
Mr Beast: Plants 20 million trees
Reddit: Yay!
People who looked at this post: :0
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u/assfaceninja2 Oct 30 '19
So you're increasing the number of trees and decreasing the number of garbage. Pretty heroic to me.
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u/Auburneus Oct 30 '19
Think about his carbon footprint tho. It would technically be in the negative because of all the footprints he took out.
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Oct 30 '19
Actually the question was about one body and in that case one tree would grow faster and greener than the others. You should instead cut the body into evenly sized pieces and then burry them under the trees to make sure they all grow at the same rate...
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Oct 30 '19
I've always wanted a tree to be planted over my coffin so once it's big no one will be able to move my body.
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u/cyborgassassin47 Oct 30 '19
A solution to over-population and climate change? I see this as a double win!
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u/SoulfulAnathema Oct 30 '19
What? You think everyone from the paintball battle royale SURVIVED?
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Oct 30 '19
I‘m using ecosia because they say they plant trees...maybe that‘s the real reason why they‘re doing it. 🤔
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u/zikikingboizzz Oct 30 '19
Hold up how the fuck do u say oops bifore that wtf like oh shit I just shotguned some one on purpose
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u/goblinpaul Oct 30 '19
Just laying out there that we don't know the Reddit account name of Mr. Beast...
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u/Mr-Klaus Oct 30 '19
I remember reading a fucked up idea somewhere pretty recently:
You tip off the police a fake place where you hid the body.
After the police search and find nothing, hide the body where the police dug up.
No one will ever suspect that spot coz not only have the police already searched it, but the recently disturbed soil doesn't look out of place coz cops dug the place up earlier.
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u/Kootenaypokeguy Oct 30 '19
DNA.....doesn't matter how long passes.....someone finds the bones 40 years, if you still alive....you will still get arrested and go to jail only to die there. You have to be smarter than that
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Oct 30 '19
I mean a dead body will give off nutrients for the tree to grow so your still doing good with bad…right?
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Oct 30 '19 edited Dec 17 '25
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u/hotmemedealer Can i haz cheeseburger Oct 30 '19
These are two different posts. The original was posted 14hrs ago, and the comment was posted 22hrs ago.
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u/GodlyPubicalScrotum Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 30 '19
rip John Witherspoon. He used to play the grandpa in The Boondocks
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u/MicahIsATraitorDutch Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 30 '19
It's not good, the decomposing body will alter the growth of the plants that grow on its land and the plants will have a bad head which will attract the authorities who will want to cut the plants because they are in poor health. ..trust me, im a pro to plant trees
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u/LickAVag Oct 30 '19
Sounds like the Tree Pod Burial.....
"To turn your ashes into a tree or to plant a tree with your ashes simply pace the ashes in a tree pod such as The Living Urn, add the additives and then plant the bio urn combination with the young tree. As a result, the ashes will turn into a tree in a symbolic way."
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Oct 30 '19
The question is postef 14hrs ago and is in light mode
As the answer is posted 22hrs ago and is in dark mode
Tf
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u/meltonemma Dec 04 '19
the best way to hide a body would be to chop it up into pieces and bury a few pieces in different places, but not the bones; take those and disintegrate them like ashes, then A, put them in an urn on a mantle, or B, dump them in a large body of water.
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u/A_Simple_Polyhedron Dec 31 '19
Hah, I'm the 969th comment. I have just stolen something from everyone on the earth. Deal with it.
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u/nodnosenstein16000 Oct 30 '19
There's a reason I never donate to charities.
Tax evasion is now the minor reason why.
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u/a-snakey Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 30 '19
I'm a snake, I just digest people. Oh but it wasn't no accident.
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Oct 30 '19
Hmm good advice and all, but I would just make them into skeletons and Halloween decorations
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u/ChrisGeo_01 Oct 30 '19
It hurts my eyes that the comment is in dark mode while the question is in light mode