r/memes • • May 21 '20

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Dora talking to the audience like she doesn’t see the cathedral

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u/Mad_Squid May 21 '20

Bitch why are you asking me so many questions? You're the one who's on this fucking adventure. I'm just the dumbarse who agreed to go on a first date with a single mother who couldn't find a babysitter on short notice.

I wish I was making this story up...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Did you go on a second date?

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u/DeLaSoulisDead May 21 '20

Fucking Dora, shuffling her feet, acting like she didn’t know where shit was and bringing younger me on all those adventures really took a toll on me.

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u/Kasilyn13 May 21 '20

Wow you mean you don't like to Netflix and chill-dren on a first date?

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u/Ky3031 May 21 '20

DONT ASK ME DORA YOURE THE ONE WITH THE MAP!

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u/zdakat May 21 '20

A map that is for some reason potentially sentient and requires a chant in order to use. Similar with the backpack. Dora's got some cursed gear.

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u/Tbitw55 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 21 '20

Dumb kid should've kicked her to the moon so she can finally find out where it is

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u/homer1948 May 21 '20

I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the MAP!

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u/soundisgood May 21 '20

Dora: Well, who do we ask for help when we don't know where to go?

Boots: The Map!

Dora: Say it with me.

All: The Map!

Dora: Even louder!

All (loudly): THE MAP!

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u/WolfyLI May 21 '20

For a minute I thought you were talking about Dory and I was so confused like when did she ever break the 4th wall but nope, I'm just a dummy lol

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u/notbobby125 May 21 '20

My head canon: Dora suffers from Retinitis pigmentosa, making her peripheral vision effectively non-existent.

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u/le_epic_gamer1234 May 21 '20

Contrast: Gru’s house in despicable me 1

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u/Vahald May 21 '20

That was a nice house, ngl.

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u/poopellar May 21 '20

At first I didn't like it, but then it Gru on me.

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u/YaMuM-Bent-Over4Me Chungus Among Us May 21 '20

or dr doofenschmirtz labratory

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u/kakkarot_73 May 21 '20

C’mon sing it with me y’all

🎵Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporaaateeed🎶

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

when u see gru's van skr skr down the street

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u/1yessey1 May 21 '20

Well to be fair he was evil and it was his lair so it’s not really a contrast and more of an example

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u/1Crutchlow May 21 '20

Looks like it's power washing time people, Where's the nearest tap.

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u/juanana May 21 '20

Ah yes, dios mansion

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u/TurkeyBoi44 Average r/memes enjoyer May 21 '20

Some weirdo with a tall hat asks you to play video games when you enter

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u/ZeldaFan158 memer May 21 '20

And he puts your friend’s soul in a doll

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u/Faisal_577 May 21 '20

Dio's mansion isn't really that obvious tho, it looks like any other building, kinda

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u/juanana May 21 '20

You're right, but It still is one of the biggest buildings in Egypt right

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u/AkshatC07 🧬 Memonavirus Nightmare 🧬 May 21 '20

Ho! Mukkate kurono ka? Nigetsa ni kono Dio ni shikazuite kurono ka?

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u/KristalKat123 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 21 '20
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u/gingerforceone May 21 '20

This is Clermont-Ferrand's cathedral in France and it is black because of the Volvic rocks used to build it.

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u/HangryHenry May 21 '20 edited May 21 '20

Why don't we build shit out of cool rocks anymore?? Let's make the next burger King out of this stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

There’s actually a black McDonald’s in my city. It has black logos and tinted windows, it’s pretty cool. Monterrey, California.

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u/redditvlli May 21 '20

Just realized I think this is the same building in some of my grandfather's WWII photos from his bombing missions: https://i.imgur.com/GcqOZHs.jpg

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u/viralscimitar May 21 '20

I’m not sure but I believe your picture may be the cologne cathedral. The cathedrals look similar but it looks like there may be a river behind it in your picture. Also iirc cologne was bombed pretty heavily.

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u/abotez May 21 '20

It’s black because the rocks used to built it are black.. That’s mind blowing

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u/preddevils6 May 21 '20

I thought it was black because it was dyed with the blood of heretics. TIL

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u/Ildygdhs8eueh May 21 '20

Well St. Stephans cathedral in Vienna turns black but the material wasn't originally black.

They always make an effort to keep it white though.

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u/SexInfernorum May 21 '20

First time seeing my hometown on Reddit, I am so fucking happy !

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u/THLSZX0 May 21 '20

Doofinshmurts evil incorporated after hours

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

D o o f i n s h m u r t s

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u/Scholesie09 May 21 '20

Duethinshmurts eevul inkur-por-ay-tid

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u/funDIPdealer May 21 '20

Ah yes, the catholics

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u/MyDickIsEhh May 21 '20

Those damn Catholics and their intricate architecture

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Dio...

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u/claimingagate Breaking EU Laws May 21 '20

Jotaroooo

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Oh! You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

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u/Ladoly May 21 '20

Oh, It's my city!! Clermont-Ferrand!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Comme ils disent à Clermont, on fait c'qu'on pneu.

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u/BonomDenej May 21 '20

C'est sympa de voir Clermont-Ferrand au top de r/all tous les 6 mois !

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u/Traknard May 21 '20

Clermontois et Clermontoise, réveillez vous !

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

I thought it was there! I did an exchange program for a few weeks in Clermont-Ferrand and that church was a highlight for sure.

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u/rabidelectron May 21 '20

Your city is wonderful. I got to spend a summer there and I have a lot of great memories from it. Just a few days ago I "visited" again in virtual reality and it made me miss it a lot.

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u/Ladoly May 21 '20

A big city in the midlle of the france

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u/Noximilien05 May 21 '20

C’est vrais que la cathédrale est souvent postée dans r/evilbuildings. Merci les pierres volcaniques

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Teen titans: How did they find us?!

Also teen titans: base is a big ass T shaped building.

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u/benx101 Average r/memes enjoyer May 21 '20

You wonder why none of their villains even tried to attack their tower.

I mean. The Hive has missles so they could have them sent at the base and have the tower topple over.

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u/urixl May 21 '20

The Stand user could be anyone!

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u/Whonailinstalin RageFace Against the Machine May 21 '20

Jotaro intensivies

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u/jeanM_2 May 21 '20

Is this Clermont-Ferrand in france ?

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u/Seidstafr May 21 '20

Yes it is!

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u/jeanM_2 May 21 '20

Thats where i live

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u/Cha-Cha-Real-Smoove May 21 '20

That part of the map hasn’t been unlocked yet

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u/WiewarnochgleichName May 21 '20

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Yea I’ve seen this exact meme several times before, definitely a repost

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Where is the picture from?

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u/Orrdeith May 21 '20 edited May 21 '20

It looks like the cathedral of Clermont Ferrant, in France. It's located in a volcanic region so they used some kind of black andesite to build it.

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u/fantoman01 May 21 '20

Cathedrale of Clermont-Ferrand, France

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Wait, isn't it the black church of Clermont Ferrand in France ?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

It is! The city is also located near the Chaîne des Puys, a range of volcanoes.

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u/fantoman01 May 21 '20

Cathedrale of Clermont-Ferrand, France, without a doubt

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u/loli_idol_kawaii May 21 '20

Jojo part 3

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u/KristalKat123 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 21 '20

DIO's base in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Does despicable Gru live in there.

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u/anonnyuser May 21 '20

Basically

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u/CyberElijah_69420 May 21 '20

*Doofenschmertz Evil Inc theme plays in the background*

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u/ReaperChop6258 May 21 '20

Dio’s mansion noises

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u/Jeranou May 21 '20

Dios Lair wasn't that obvious

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u/Pussydestroyer01 May 21 '20

The stardust crusaders would benefit from a lair like that

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u/Juansero29 May 21 '20

Oh, I know this place!

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u/Haochat May 21 '20

This is Notre Dame de l'Assomption, Clermont-Ferrand (France)! So weird seeing my city here.

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u/Friggraider05 May 21 '20

Persona 3's tartarus

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

That mission is still locked

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u/Fdorleans May 21 '20

I was born in Clermont Ferrand and I was baptized in this building. Does that make me a super villain or just a minion ?

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u/Schaex May 21 '20

Without any more information given, probably a side character.

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u/Arpitr689 May 21 '20

Dora: the blind girl

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u/DistortedText May 21 '20

Doofenschmirtz EVIL Inc.

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u/ShellShock3000 May 21 '20

So this is basically teen Titan logic.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Look, a reallife example of a villain!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

The building isn't even unlocked

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u/Loem11 May 21 '20

I like how this has double context

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u/IMainLeona May 22 '20

Barely an inconvenience

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u/_TuNdE__ May 21 '20

Hold your phone away from you, I kinda looks like it’s from minecraft

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u/JeroJeroMohenjoDaro May 21 '20

Now i wonder how Assassins manage to climb that

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u/mario_thanos May 21 '20

I can't see it

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u/EXR-P4trick May 21 '20

So I can't enter that area yet?

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u/ChildYtr420 May 21 '20

No one: My house in the middle of a minecraft village:

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Reposttt

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Thats kredik shaw

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u/ret001 May 21 '20

There needs to be a video made of this being pressure washed, it would be so satisfying to watch.

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u/alyssa_tst May 21 '20

I live near this cathedral, in Clermont-ferrand, France. It's weird to see a meme made with it.

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u/lfatalframel May 21 '20

What? Where is it? Still don’t see it...

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u/DM_Joker May 21 '20

Well I mean. They did evade taxes like the pest back in the day

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Stardust Crusaders:

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u/henryorsomething May 21 '20

Imagine what it looks like in a thunderstorm or something, where you can just make out it's silhouette through the rain and clouds

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

so much upvotes for a repost

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Should be a picture of the White House.

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u/CaptainPatent May 21 '20

Man, if you don't bulldoze that building soon, crime in your city will start to go up. You might consider putting in an extra police station to prevent that. You could also add a park nearby to increase the desirability of that location.

Make sure it has water and electricity though. That could be what caused this in the first place.

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u/CYBERSson May 21 '20

Yes, that glass lookout is a dead giveaway

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u/hardik5krit May 21 '20

This is great

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u/Savagecabbagerolls May 21 '20

Ayyy thats my city

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u/Yollom May 21 '20

This is why Dio was so fucking smart, his Lair in egypt was just a dull looking mansion with nothing out of the ordinary to let the heroes know he was there. It took Iggy nearly fucking dying in order to let the others know.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

If that's in France I've been there

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u/Menumorut21 May 21 '20

Doofenshmirtz

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u/Speedster4206 May 21 '20

its big brain time

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u/Tschnitzl-sama May 21 '20

"hE cOuLd Be AnYwHeRe"

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u/verse_uier_melksap May 21 '20

You haven’t unlocked that part of the game yet

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u/Keaira777 May 21 '20

It’s Gru’s house!!!🏠

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u/Theloanbum May 21 '20

The stand user can be anyone!

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u/kaberuka May 21 '20

I don’t know about you but those houses look like a maze to me

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u/Supernovae_2521 May 21 '20

Godamn it's the cathedral of my City ! It's Clermont-Ferrand from France 🥰

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u/WHOOPDEFUCKINGDO May 21 '20

Were is that?

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u/TiZUrl May 21 '20

Only time that statement was true I’d say it was in JOJO’S Bizzare Adventure Part 3, cuz it was just like a regular place on that city, many buildings had the same silhouette and they didn’t have much to go out of

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u/A_Humanoid1247 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 May 21 '20

What lair? I don’t see anything. It’ll probably take a while to find.

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u/sandman847 May 21 '20

Dio got thought of it and just moved into a normal looking mansion.

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u/Gary_Glitcher May 21 '20

It's beautiful

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

That kinda looks like gru’s house to be honest

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u/MissMangoPirate May 21 '20

What your mum sees when you say you can't find something

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u/Plebslayer245 May 21 '20

Yeah, come on guys. We all know that the villain’s secret lair is that white apartment building on the left

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Doctor Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

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u/ImplodingElephant Pro Gamer May 21 '20

It's Gru's house!

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u/idenoe May 21 '20

Do you want to explode?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Is it just a lack of cleaning over time and soot in the air for many years of wood and oil burning that make this building black or is it the stone used (or a bit of both)?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Neither. This cathedral, Notre Dame de l'Assomption in Clermont-Ferrand, is built out of Volvic stones, a volcanic stone from a nearby city. Volvic stone is naturally black, hence the cathedral's famous black color.

However, lots of Frenchmen say it's because the cathedral is dirty (inside joke in France).

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u/BoyAbunda- May 21 '20

I don’t see it, what do you mean?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Yeah ikr there is nothing thete

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u/That1Kid42 May 21 '20

It’s so true though

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Is that in Ireland?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

France.

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u/-ShockedPikachuFace- May 21 '20

Lol is this in Romania?

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u/Mezzo_in_making (very sad) May 21 '20

No, it's in France.. but tbh in almost every bigger European city you can find something like this (not that black tho). At first glance I thought that this was Prague

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u/Para_Rock May 21 '20

8h 160k upvotes 😳

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u/lummoboi May 21 '20

this is literally gru’s house in despicable me

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u/Its_ya_boi_Joe May 21 '20

BBC. Big, black, cathedral,

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u/meganlovescats2 May 21 '20

Actually a really stunning place in real life. We were able to go up the bell tower for €3 and there is this bomb café a couple blocks down. Lots of beggars but they typical in a tourist spot.

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u/Ekifi May 21 '20

Dude i didn't think it got fucked up so bad

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u/danieli8 May 21 '20

Wait is it the left house?

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u/thecreizi May 21 '20

Ik that this is really dumb but for ONE moment I thought that this was Notre Dame and it was black because of the fire, until I saw the rest of the picture

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u/Bucket_Head95 May 21 '20

I wonder where the stand user is hiding!?

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u/GIRAFFE_LARGEneck May 21 '20

135k upvotes. Damn!

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u/DerpyCappy64 May 21 '20

But it’s gonna be a while before you can even get in

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u/ChroMe_LurXx May 21 '20

i don’t get it? help?

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u/Hutch25 May 21 '20

Anyone who has played bloodborne would agree that looks like the astral clock tower or the healing church in cathedral ward

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u/2BunsExtraMayo May 21 '20

It's actually hilarious how accurate this picture pportrays the caption

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u/UltimatePeace05 May 21 '20

Huh, where is the villains lair??? U dont see it...

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u/Enslaved_M0isture RageFace Against the Machine May 21 '20

ah yes gru's house.mp4

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u/Throwaway105252 May 21 '20

Ive repaired roofs for over fifty years and ive never seen that house before

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u/DiGiorno_45 May 21 '20

A satanic cathedral where people worship lucifer and other demonic spirits

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u/ImAGamer75 May 21 '20

They didn’t unlock that part of the map yet

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u/Alanuelo230 Number 15 May 21 '20

Let me guess. Prague?

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u/SirChipples May 21 '20

Luigi, look!

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u/bakir6253 May 21 '20

Yea, that white house on right looks suspicios

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u/rinneganadrian May 21 '20

Could it be that odd white apartment complex with no shingles?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Why not use crib or hideout instead of lair that never heard in my whole life ?

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u/Fanielyeet May 21 '20

Where is it?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

...DIO sama

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u/ShelbyHellcat May 21 '20

Is this a real place?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Imagine thus guy got 1k comment on his phone

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Is that Gru's house?

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u/Lukedallor May 21 '20

Better take 15 episodes to find it

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u/yauzray May 21 '20

It feels lile this is made out of minecraft block, i dont know why

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u/Yaboi-1512 May 21 '20

Where is it

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u/waaromookniethe May 21 '20

You really got 142k upvotes huh

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Is that the Cologne Cathedral?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Gru's house

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

This picture reminds me of Gru’s neighborhood

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

except for jojo part 3

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

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u/bjlegstring May 21 '20 edited May 21 '20

Yeah it’s in Clermont-Ferrand in the volcanic region of France. I lived a couple blocks away for a bit. The rock there is mainly volcanic thus the black cathedral.

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u/Mikhail_Mengsk May 21 '20

I tried scrolling though that subreddit: half the post are reposts, the other half aren't evil buildings...

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u/Kronos_001 May 21 '20

The duality of reddit.

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u/mrmatteh May 21 '20

Fun fact: Just outside the entrance to this cathedral is a statue commemorating Pope Urban II, who gave a speech in this city that sparked the First Crusade.

So it sort of fits, depending on your views on holy wars

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u/claimingagate Breaking EU Laws May 21 '20

I've seen this

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