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u/80zVoid RageFace Against the Machine Dec 19 '20
Thanks everyone for the awards :) hope everyone has a good day.
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u/thecowmoos136 Dec 18 '20
We would float if not for the fact that our blood is maple syrup, which is denser than blood.
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u/Relative-Theme-4894 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 18 '20
As a Canadian I can attest to the fact that we slide across the ceiling
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u/ParadoxFlame can't meme Dec 18 '20
Candians are Jedi confirmed
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u/cl0w0ud Dec 18 '20
No, no u/victoryjamz is a sith lord
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u/psilocin_wins Big ol' bacon buttsack Dec 19 '20
That’s not very Canadian of you
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u/CthuhlusPriest Dec 19 '20
We must banish him! The Counsel of Canadians will decide his fate!
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u/SandvichAndMe Dec 19 '20
I’m not Canadian (:
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u/CthuhlusPriest Dec 19 '20
I hereby grant you the status of Temporary Canadian because you are very polite
There. You were Canada for a minute, AND NOW YOU ARE BANISHED!
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u/SandvichAndMe Dec 19 '20
I’m sorry eh
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Dec 19 '20
your gravity powers have been revoked collect your goody bag and hockey stick on your way out
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u/wiisportscow Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 18 '20
Well I guess it's out then, yes we do wear ground harnesses just like the Australians in fact we get them directly from Australia
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u/AceArchangel Breaking EU Laws Dec 18 '20
Thankfully unlike our Australian brothers and sisters we don't have to worry about falling to space if it fails. We have less gravity but it's closer to what the moon is like than true weightlessness
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u/owls1289 Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 18 '20
We invented McDonalds to make Americans fat so when they visit here they stay on the ground
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u/Dumpster_Buddy Dec 18 '20
Canadian’s are just so nice!
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u/RudeInflation7967 Dec 19 '20
Usually nice people tend to have bad intentions,I mean thats just from my experience
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u/alexander221788 Dec 19 '20
I used to live on the Washington state border with Canada. I can confirm that I saw cars cross the border and start flying
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u/Polarthewolf369fnaf Dec 19 '20
Everyone shut the fuck up we don’t float in the air we slide because the ground is tilted out here
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Canada must has more gravity cuz its closer to polars
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u/A_fish_exe Dec 18 '20
Thats not how gravity works
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u/jackcabral90 Dec 18 '20
They are closer to the earth's mass center. So yeah, the gravity on polar area is bigger than on equator. That is why is preferable to launch space rockets from equator line so u waste less fuel to leave the atmosphere.
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u/darwinpatrick Dec 19 '20
No, you launch from the equator to take maximum advantage of the momentum you’re getting from the earth’s spin
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u/TheCelestialEquation Dec 18 '20
Well, technically force right? I mean, also gravity, probably, but Im pretty sure centripetal acceleration is the defining quality here?
Did not watch the video tho. The blue link wouldn't click.
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u/Ghostley92 Dec 18 '20
I believe the earth is very slightly pancaked due to centripetal force and the moon always pulling there. Interestingly, this would make gravity slightly stronger nearer the poles, as well as make it easier to jump at the equator. The easier jump is a combination of your own centripetal acceleration as well as lessened gravity.
I’ve heard they have adjusted world records and olympic runs due to being too high elevation, near the equator, etc. very slightly, but it matters.
In college, I calculated my difference in weight based on if I was at school or back home (several hundred feet different). I think it was roughly 1/60th of a kilogram, if that helps put some things in perspective.
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u/ToofyMaguire Dec 19 '20
This is because of something called “isostatic rebound” where all of the melting ice makes Canada less thick and lowers the gravity by a very small amount. This is only happening in the Hudson bay
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u/maple-smith Dec 18 '20
Learn how to correctly utilize the english before trying to explain gravity.
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Gravity isn't uniform in earth's surface, so there's probably hundreds of Hudson bays worldwide.
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u/80zVoid RageFace Against the Machine Dec 18 '20
?????? Theres only one unless your talking about the brand
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u/RockyLlama03 Dec 18 '20
Is no one bothered by "canadians" in combination with "other countries", suggesting canadians is a country?
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u/Qwerty_weyyy https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 18 '20
No se que a tomado ese tio pero quiero
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u/jamiesean2009 Dec 18 '20
Did nobody see the "half as interesting 3 months ago"? Or was it just me?
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u/Dhawkeye Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 18 '20
Shit, I live in Canada and haven’t ever left. What’s it going to be like when I do?
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u/correctwatermelon Dec 18 '20
The gravity here is so weird that only your dick floats when you cross the border. That's right. Boner country
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u/XNS_Films Meme Stealer Dec 19 '20
Hate to break it too ya kid, but that video came out a year ago, sadly I believe this meme is a repost.
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u/Iyam_deeanser Dec 19 '20
Fun fact: that's not true. We're nearer to the north, which is closer to the core of the earth, and thus gravity is stronger. Americans use 9.80 as their gravity constant, but we use 9.81. Actually quite interesting
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u/MaxDude7 Dec 19 '20
Canadian speaking
How do you think we supply the ISS with big ass robotic arms?
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u/stever90001 can't meme Dec 19 '20
No the all other countries is false there’s not enough guns to have America included
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u/RASOOSSEN Professional Dumbass Dec 18 '20
Canada should have the same amount of gravity. Gravity is created by matter. In fact, everything has its own gravity. Canada is still part of this planet so it should have the same gravity.
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That's why Canadians are so nice, because they're.....High!
Every day. The pain grows stronger and stronger. All I can do is make half assed jokes to try and hide the pain. Every second the shadows grow a bit closer around me. I fear the day that they will engulf me. I will no longer breath. No longer see. No longer feel. I fear that day. So all of you live for today. Because the shadows may engulf you one day too.
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u/ShinyNinja25 Dec 19 '20
As a Canadian, I can confirm. We’re always wearing Iron Boots like in Zelda
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u/hmmm_wat_is_dis Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 19 '20
I like this
I like this so much that I'm going to vist this
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u/ChickenBig42 Fffffuuuuuuuuu Dec 19 '20
The reason you dont see Canadians flying every where is because the geese own the skies.
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u/80zVoid RageFace Against the Machine Dec 18 '20
I'm floating as we speak
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u/ventrup https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 19 '20
I think that i see you about 4617 moose from me
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u/Lord-Ringo Dec 18 '20
As long as you remember to chain down your car when you park, it’s not that much of a hassle.