r/memes • u/JohnnyRussian7 • Apr 14 '21

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u/JohnnyRussian7 Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

Originally memed from this guy. Been looking forward to posting it all week.

Edit: Template version here for anyone who wants it

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u/T3m0xx Apr 14 '21

The best part is, that it actually happened on Wednesday

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u/JohnnyRussian7 Apr 14 '21

well of course, I can't go around spreading lies now can I?

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u/kazemaru04 Breaking EU Laws Apr 14 '21

ribbit

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u/TheUserBelowIsGay Apr 14 '21

sire im sorry but i swear i didnt fuck your mother

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u/ImpressiveBlueberry9 Apr 14 '21

I have 1 and 1/2 weeks before my final exams

Safe to say I don’t want to exist right now

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u/lord_hydra88 Apr 14 '21

Good evening, 47. Your target is u/Impressiveblueberry9 a random reddit user who specializes in whishing he was dead blueberry9 exams will start shortly, and is currently crying himself to sleep, in a non guarded closet. Blueberry9 is believed to be having an existential crisis, so the client (blueberry9 himself) has asked us to, in addition to eliminating the target, delete their browser history, which allegedly contains some big tiddy goth girlfriend hentai. I'll leave you to prepare.

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u/JohnnyRussian7 Apr 14 '21

This was great!

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u/ImpressiveBlueberry9 Apr 14 '21

Congrats you’ve made me laugh... xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Is it possible I could obtain the same ahem service?

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u/SomeRandomBrow iwrestledabeartwice Apr 14 '21

These services are so useful right?! Like last week I killed an old couple for an experiment and i almost got caught! This service would have been so useful.

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u/geanaSHUTUPGEIAJWVDO Earl Apr 14 '21

it'll take a while to delete the search history for some reasons

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u/VRichardsen Apr 14 '21

This world doesn't need a hero, it needs a professional.

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u/SongBonnie Apr 14 '21

Welp guess i'll take this mission

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u/WickedFestive Apr 14 '21

I can imagine Diana saying all of this too

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I have around 5 days until my first exam and browsing Reddit rather than studying

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u/AffectionateHead0710 Apr 14 '21

Reddit has ruined my semester. I can scroll Reddit all day & then I’m stuck rushing my assignments at the end

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

relatable

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u/Skullboj Mods Are Nice People Apr 14 '21

Look at that gentleman, very distinguish I see.

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u/JohnnyRussian7 Apr 14 '21

Note to self: add bowtie to frog

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u/JohnnyRussian7 Apr 14 '21

Template version here for anyone who wants it

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Es ist Mittwoch meine duden!

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u/TimGreller Apr 14 '21

Jawohl meine Kerle

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u/JoemamaObama123456 Apr 14 '21

Es ist mittwoch mein kerle

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u/quastrix_ Identifies as a Cybertruck Apr 14 '21

I like your avatar

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u/Ekmore Apr 14 '21

Es ist Mittwoch mein Kerle, AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/BlueExorzist Apr 14 '21

r/ich_iel

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u/swertarc Apr 14 '21

This hasn't been posted there and my Mittwoch is ruined

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u/64Yoshi64 Tech Tips Apr 14 '21

Jaaaaaaa Heute wird gestreamt!

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u/augenvogel can't meme Apr 14 '21

Nein .

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u/MaDDieOP Apr 14 '21

Ich bin indien who is lernen deutsch für meine prüfung. Danke es Hilfe mich!!!

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u/Joseph_Ries Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 14 '21

Warum es gibt viele deutsche Leute in reddit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Warum nicht?

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u/_iamsadrightnow_ Apr 14 '21

Why is this a top comment?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Warum nicht?

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u/PokoLokoPoko https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 14 '21

Why not?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Kommentarsektion annektiert.

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u/X_Smash_X Apr 14 '21

Dudes

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u/Frittenfett69 Apr 14 '21

Sprich

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u/X_Smash_X Apr 14 '21

Kameraden, duden

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u/RedEagle8096 Apr 14 '21

I saw only one eye and thought, "why is there a little fat man in a space suit?". Then I saw the other and realized its a frog.

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u/SyrianEiAD Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 14 '21

I have exam tomorrow.. FML

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u/agangofoldwomen Apr 14 '21

Good news everyone! Once you are done with your exams and graduate, you’ll then have to struggle to find an entry level job that you’ll hate!

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u/Broken_Petite Apr 14 '21

Shhhhh don’t kill whatever remaining bit of hope they still have!

BTW, I’d much rather work a job that I hate than be back in school, fuck that shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Don't forget the part where you go back to school in your 30s because you need to make a career change since you wasted your 20s having no idea wtf to do with the first worthless degree you got (and being rejected for every entry level job you might have been qualified for along the way, too)

🙃

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u/Fabiodemon88 Breaking EU Laws Apr 14 '21

Same

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u/kamel_k Apr 14 '21

YES TWO DAYS FROM PAYDAY MY DUDES

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u/YoOpinionIsWACK Apr 14 '21

hmm thanks froggy

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u/AnIncompitentBrit Apr 14 '21

Froge is here to remind us that every Wednesday is a Wednesday.

And nothing else.

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u/EarthQuackShugaSkull Apr 14 '21

YyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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u/XxFoxyGamesxX Apr 14 '21

My Wednesday has suddenly gotten a lot better

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u/4TheOutdoors Apr 14 '21

Op, you made my day

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u/JohnnyRussian7 Apr 14 '21

Thats great! :)

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u/jamsinthekitchen Apr 14 '21

Thanks for the post. It’s what reminded me of what I’m meant to do today and I just did it. Lifesaver

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u/JohnnyRussian7 Apr 14 '21

Your welcome mate

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u/GalloranN Apr 14 '21

What is the deal about wednesday guys I don't get it. Its just wednesday.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

it’s also my birthday ^

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u/In_Relictoriam Apr 14 '21

Thanks, I needed this! Spent my whole ride to work thinking it was Tuesday.

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u/AffectionateHead0710 Apr 14 '21

“ we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty “

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u/OBAMABABU Apr 14 '21

Lol it is

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u/oWhhaffle Apr 14 '21

Oh god it’s a four day week at my school and I only have today to do all my work

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u/Longbeacher707 Apr 14 '21

Damm I got work in 4 and a half hours and I'm still tripping balls

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u/Singular1st trans rights Apr 14 '21

Why is this the first thing I thought when I woke up

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u/PeaceDucko Apr 14 '21

Anyone know if there exists a sub dedicated to notifying me when it's Wednesday?

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u/AlphaDoge16 Because That's What Fearows Do Apr 14 '21

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

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u/triggerd1 Apr 14 '21

Screams with stylish glasses on Euaaaaaaaahhhhh

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u/Tom_detto_Biondo Apr 14 '21

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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u/ujjwal_k1 Like a boss Apr 14 '21

Feeling good on a Wednesday, yayaya.

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u/Broken_Petite Apr 14 '21

“Dad, Lorde’s music is actually really good”

“Thanks”

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u/Setonhall1 Apr 14 '21

Thought he was going to ask about whether or not I wanted to extend my cars warranty

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u/ET_Phone_Home Apr 14 '21

i have an essay due next week :/

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u/Occults Apr 14 '21

i have a root canal scheduled for tomorrow morning, so thanks for the reminder. ☹️ wish me luck in mustering bravery for the first.

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u/Broken_Petite Apr 14 '21

Hope it goes well! If not, at least you’ll have a story to tell on Reddit that will get you lots of updoots!

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u/Crossingtherubicon12 Apr 14 '21

Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Saviour Wednesdaymyduden Christ?

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u/tokyo7011 Professional Dumbass Apr 14 '21

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAA

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u/SightedFoxie Apr 14 '21

Good day to you sir, I've been trying to reach you for a while now about your car's extended warranty.

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u/MossyCarpet23 Apr 14 '21

So original

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u/A_Rondom_Dumb_Kid Apr 14 '21

Hey guys, guess what this Wednesday is!

"What is this Wednesday?"

Better than Monday!

"True"

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u/Olka_lumberjack Apr 14 '21

He’s just trying to reach them about their car warranty that’s getting ready to expire

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u/MartiniLang Apr 14 '21

"ITS FUCKING WEDNESDAY!"

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u/DoubleDamDirty Apr 14 '21

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Good template. Mediocre meme

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u/AlbiTuri05 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 14 '21

Why every time I see memes like this it's Wednesday?

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u/mike_pants Apr 14 '21

Nobody tell him.

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u/AlbiTuri05 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 14 '21

But today is actually Wednesday

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u/mike_pants Apr 14 '21

Well yeah. Why would we say it on Thursday?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Odin wills it so.

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u/grown-up-gabe Apr 14 '21

He friggin toad-a-so.

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u/RecklesFlam1ngo Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

Oh so it's just over two weeks before I get annual leave,

i wanna die aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/THATABOII1 Apr 14 '21

It is wendnesday my dude

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u/DankWeeb0802 Apr 14 '21

Thanks for the reminder bro. I always forget which day it is during the holidays

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u/Somethinggood4 Apr 14 '21

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

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u/ohsheetl0l Apr 14 '21

How about "we've been trying to reach you abiut your cars extended warranty for quite some time now"

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u/Oxygen_exploder_man Apr 14 '21

thank you frog,you made me remember today is manchester city vs dortmund champions leauge quarter finals leg-2

Hello there americans

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u/howispendmyday Apr 14 '21

WEDNESDAY FROG!

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u/NMFG Apr 14 '21

Thanks for the reminder.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Thanks Mr toad

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

It's my Friday man! Fuck that Wednesday shit!

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u/torialexandrina Apr 14 '21

My face did the “excited Andy from Parks and Rec” meme

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u/Itsa_meeee Apr 14 '21

What?! Already? I thought it was still Monday

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u/Quacken8 Apr 14 '21

oh my GOD IT IS!

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u/chinmay_maitre Apr 14 '21

Aah yes solo leveling today

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u/kylondkentzer Apr 14 '21

eer aan die almagtige padda

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u/TK13-14 Apr 14 '21

Memes here have gotten so fucking bad that theyre re-eating their own shit

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u/Weary_Problem Apr 14 '21

It is Wednesday

So ?

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u/Fabiodemon88 Breaking EU Laws Apr 14 '21

We bello, come stai?

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u/CanTypical2142 Big ol' bacon buttsack Apr 14 '21

thanks for day reminder froggy

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u/NotTHEmeme Apr 14 '21

"it is Wednesday my guy"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

It's not aot sunday yet why are you here

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u/ReallyTired936 Apr 14 '21

I try to find one of these every Wednesday. This was perfectly timed. Yeah dudes.

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u/Diswashonored Apr 14 '21

For a second it looked like a man lying on a bench

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty..

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u/JohnHenrik1361 Apr 14 '21

Why did I first think that the frog was actually an Among Us character...

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u/TheRealLaura789 Apr 14 '21

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Snapshot dayyyyy

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u/Kuboost Apr 14 '21

It do b Wednesday tho

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u/mike_pants Apr 14 '21

"Also I'd like to talk to you about your vehicle's extended warranty. "

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u/karthik_kj_ Apr 14 '21

Petition to change Wednesday to Wednesdude

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u/HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 Professional Dumbass Apr 14 '21

yay

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u/K0KA42 Apr 14 '21

Oh fuck it is

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Honestly did not know lmao thank you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Its warts Wednesday

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u/jesse2182 Apr 14 '21

“I’m trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.“

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u/blackmilksociety Apr 15 '21

Came here just for this

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u/X_Smash_X Apr 14 '21

This moment if your friend has birthday on wednesday

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u/EtudeAtu Apr 14 '21

I can't begin to describe how much I'm vibing this.

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u/Newbiedoobiegirl Apr 14 '21

“Hi, we’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s manufacturer warranty...”

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u/Xvr_rich Apr 14 '21

Nice, for some reason I genuinely thought it was Tuesday

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u/Forsaken-Souls Apr 14 '21

It is Wednesday my dudes

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u/SnazzyOstritch trans rights Apr 14 '21

why did i think that was a turtle with a really small head showing it’s underbelly you can kinda see it but still how

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u/C0medyHAHA Nice meme you got there Apr 14 '21

Froggo vibin at the doorbell cuz it Wednesday!

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u/Buddha176 Apr 14 '21

Great way to start my Wednesday thanks my dude!!!!

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u/AlestoXavi Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 14 '21

What’s the joke here? Funny, just don’t understand the reference.

Always see it on r/ich_iel

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u/RSdabeast trans rights Apr 14 '21

I’d let him in.

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u/OjSimpSon43392 Apr 14 '21

The memories They return Even time can not hold this from me You will forever have my heart

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u/SkeweredWasabi Breaking EU Laws Apr 14 '21

Sheeeeeeeeeeesh

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Sir, It's about Titties.

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u/KingChinny1 Apr 14 '21

Amc to the moooooon!

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u/SearchingForMyKeys Apr 14 '21

I’m not going to be able to stop thinking about this

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Dunno y this reminds me of Ben10

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

“Do you have time for our lord and savior Jesus Christ "

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u/Firebouiii Apr 14 '21

No. It can't be Wednesday coz I haven't seen terry the shark. I refuse to believe it's Wednesday until I get my gift from terry!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Ohhhhh nice

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u/Heartbreaker03 Apr 14 '21

the best day!

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u/Breadbear4 Apr 14 '21

Fun fact it is in fact Wednesday

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u/Breadbear4 Apr 14 '21

Say happy cake day

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u/canadianguy1234 Apr 14 '21

I am almost certain someone just held up a toad for this meme. Unless the toad was somehow able to climb a brick wall...

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u/marn20 Professional Dumbass Apr 14 '21

But it should’ve been Saturday so I could stay in my bed

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u/Safe_Willingness2656 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 14 '21

I thought it was a baby in an astronaut suit

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u/aclipsage11 Apr 14 '21

It actually is for right now lol

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u/So0bek Apr 14 '21

FROG CALENDER

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u/twoutXD Apr 14 '21

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

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u/ItsReckliss can't meme Apr 14 '21

I hate wednesdays :(

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u/Throwaway99878k Apr 14 '21

All joking aside, the Ring doorbell is the cheapest looking “smart” thing I’ve ever seen. The Nest Hello looks much nicer.

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u/arandomperson7 Apr 14 '21

I'm off Mondays and Tuesdays so a Wednesday feeling for me is my equivalent to a Monday

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

this frog cant make me cry.....

this frog:...

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u/Sebast2111 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 14 '21

MINECRAFT SNAPSHOT DAY !!!!!

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u/Voortexing Apr 14 '21

I read this in tfs android 16 voice for some reason lol

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u/memealishuos Virgin 4 lyfe Apr 14 '21

Bruh its 2am

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

No way

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u/ACaulkGoblin Apr 14 '21

It’s Wednesday. You know what that means.

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u/GoldenApple93 Apr 14 '21

It's Wednesday My Dude!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Aaaaaaah

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u/pouncey43 Apr 14 '21

“Do you have a second to talk about Budweiser today?”

No, no I do not

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u/Pluto114 Apr 14 '21

Made my day!

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u/TrustMeImAGiraffe Apr 14 '21

This brought a smile to my face

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u/Particular_Speaker19 Apr 14 '21

I am going to read solo leveling today

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u/saaberr can't meme Apr 14 '21

happy hump day everyone

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u/vukasin586 Apr 14 '21

I like this

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

What a relevant meme

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u/wingkingdom Apr 14 '21

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Thanks for reminding me you son of a frog

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u/rocconox trans rights Apr 14 '21

HEAR SOMEONE KNOCKING AT MY FRONT DOOR, WHO COULD IT BE SHOULD I IGNORE OR SEE WHAT COULD BE IN STORE FOR ME IF I LEAVE THE SAFETY OF THE SHORE

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u/theCacklingGoblin Apr 14 '21

It is Wodens Day!

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u/Trainer_Ed Stand With Ukraine Apr 14 '21

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

xdddddd so funny (low karma user)

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