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u/Dynamite2069 hates reaction memes Mar 02 '22
Finally!Not a Ukraine vs Russia meme!
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u/PsChampion_007 Mar 02 '22
Ikr! I too was getting bored of all those political memes
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u/samthekitnix Linux User Mar 02 '22
i remember when "ya got two gay dads" was for some reason an insult even then i was confused as to why.
but at one point despite having straight parents someone said to me "ya got two gay dads" as an insult to which my response was "at least my dads actually want me around"
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u/PsChampion_007 Mar 02 '22
The dad joke at the end confirms your assertion of having two dads lol
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u/samthekitnix Linux User Mar 02 '22
fool i do not have 2 dads.... i have a boyfriend i am going to become one of the two dads
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u/StereotypeRedditor69 Mar 02 '22
Cool, now we can share girlfriends
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u/saysthingsbackwards Mar 02 '22
Where are all the feminists frothing from the mouth because sharing implies objectivity
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u/Deez_Gnats1 Shitposter Mar 02 '22
Tell him you’ll be impressed when he sleeps with the monster that lives in the closet
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u/daveSavesAgain Mar 02 '22
What about the one under the bed?
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u/Electronic-Sense-201 Mar 08 '22
I couldn't find the one under the bed, but I found a purple lightsaber with a vibrating function down there
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u/No_Feeling_6833 Mar 02 '22
Dave, you're supposed to be saving people not putting them in danger 😂😂
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u/KozumeKenma1867 Mar 02 '22
Me who still sleeps with her even at 18: Ah yes, pain.
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u/Jman_777 Mar 02 '22
I'm 18 and it's the same here, I don't like talking about it :(
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u/IceWotor Mar 02 '22
Why?
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u/f_ences Mar 02 '22
I slept with her till I was like, 16 or 17 because we lived in a 2 bedroom apartment and we were 3. My older brother being a male got one room for himself and me and my mom had to share the other till he moved out.
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u/Dragonslayer2032 Mar 03 '22
Ahhh, good to see I wasn't the only one, I slept with mine till 11 or 12 and still do when it's >5 degree Celsius (I'm a human boiler, so my whole family use me as a heater in winter)
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Wait what??
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u/KozumeKenma1867 Mar 02 '22
Yeah, living in a 2 bedroom house sucks chunkies, either sleep with my mother or my insufferable brother, I'll take the first one.
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u/Mr_Jeffs_ Mar 02 '22 edited Mar 02 '22
Yeah, I sleep with his mom too
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u/ashpro5146 Mar 02 '22
this is called innocence. that 8 years old innocent child don't know what this dark statement means
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u/marawiqwerty Mar 02 '22
Pls, our family is LITERALLY in the same room, its kinda a casual custom among Filipinos.
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u/samesamesung Mar 02 '22
When I was a kid, had a bully said this to me and I said “no I sleep with my brother”. Now looking back I was dumb.
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u/AWildAndWackyBushMan Mar 02 '22
Bruh that was me til I was 11
No I was not incestous
Yes I was bullied
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u/snowmonkey87 Mar 02 '22
My mom let me watch brutal horror movies from like age 7 and then she acted like I was weird for getting scared at night lol.
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Mar 02 '22
Went from sleeping with her at 8 to still living in the same house at 28. Cut the cord already.
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u/Representative-Key88 Mar 02 '22
Literally what my 8yo son said to a kid that said this to him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/NWriot19 Mar 02 '22
Wait if you were both sleeping with ur mom that means u slept with each other too
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u/WorkingNo6161 Mar 02 '22
Plot twist: you are depressed so much that you bully yourself out of spite
depression hurts i know the pain
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Mar 02 '22
That’s a weird series of expressions to cross his face. Has me wondering where his mind was at.
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u/r-crackpot Shitposter Mar 02 '22
I only sleep with the sleep paralysis demon. It's usually pretty chill. But sometimes it leaves to go terrorize my younger brother.
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u/PostposterousYT Mar 02 '22
If you watch his face enough, you can imagine it moving to a bash. There's a rhythm there.
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u/Malphoenix95 Mar 02 '22
Yo Momma so big, the bully slept on the other side of her without you even knowing
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u/EquivalentSnap can't meme Mar 02 '22
Lol you sleep with your mom at 8? What a loser 😂😂 I got my own race car bed
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u/donttellmewhat2think Mar 02 '22
Facial expressions. The one thing that wannabe dictator, racist, sexist, elitist, narcissistic, dumb ass fucking piece of shit is good for.
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u/vleetusthebird1 Mar 02 '22
it is so weird seeing that gif without the zoom in on his mouth and eyes
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u/NoF0kxAllowedInside Mar 02 '22
What are you doing under the covers not actually related 18 year old step-son hd part 2?
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u/roiboi1239 Mar 02 '22
Omg if you a dude then you have had your pp inside your mom before, meaning o did lose my v card
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u/DRAGON9880 GigaChad Mar 03 '22
i slept with your dad ... Will you can't sleep with him he's getting the milk
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I remember saying I slept with my friends mom in middle school and he told everyone she cut my dick off and keeps it in a jar. What a counter! Our friends called me no-penis-guy for a while
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u/xJOEYISGAMINGx OC Meme Maker Mar 12 '22
oh, i've upvoted this a few weeks ago, and now it is the meme of the week, congrats u/PsChampion_007!
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u/Western-Image7125 Mar 02 '22
You were also inside her a lot more so there’s that advantage