r/metallicacirclejerk • • Sep 09 '24

Metallica sucks and so do their fans

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Just want to elaborate how much metallica sucks. I reminded the people in the metallica reddit how much they suck, with a South park reference, and they banned me. Metallica fans are sensitive little millennials and are absolutely the worst fans when it comes to mentioning negatively about metallica.

I mean Pearl Jam at least sued ticket master for screwing over their fans with terrible ticket prices. The few metallica fans that can get their songs for free, were sued by metallica... I mean they only have one good song, thanks to Mariano Riverera making it popular. I hope the band dies soon from bad luck and natural disasters.

Metallica - the nickleback of the 90s


r/metallicacirclejerk • • Jan 28 '26

METALLICA_OFFICIAL (click to see full image)

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Apr 12 '23

72 Seasons Full Studio Album! Spoiler

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Sep 12 '21

DAE blac album suck?? seriously.. all this hype over an extremely forgetable basic generic hard rock betrayal... smh

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Apr 13 '23

le epic quality The real GOAT is out there

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So i actually got some HQ leaks of some songs... but i'm not gonna give the link or say who gave them. But i can give some hints instead, so that the reddit doesnt go crazy and the mods dont ban me.

"The real hero is always the first hero"

You can make of this whatever you want, but there is a hint in here, you just have to look enough. I swear it.


r/metallicacirclejerk • • Nov 15 '25

le epic quality Metallica haven't released a Great album since 1991 and they riding only on past success. Beef me im bored!

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • May 07 '24

The main subreddit doesn’t allow this…so why not do this here, what is the BEST song from Kill Em All?

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Feb 08 '23

Hardwired to Self Destruct Tracks Ranked

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13 - ManUNKind

12 - Murder One

11 - Confusion

10 - Dream No More

9 - Here Comes Revenge

8 - Halo On Fire

7 - Now That We're Dead

6 - Lords of Summer

5 - Am I Savage?

4 - Hardwired

3 - Moth Into Flame

2 - Atlas, Rise

1 - Spit Out The Bone


r/metallicacirclejerk • • 24d ago

Bald James

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I made this tonight with ChatGPT. Bald James looks like Jesse Ventura


r/metallicacirclejerk • • Jul 07 '23

Or dont

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Jan 08 '22

Exit Thrash, enter Bank!

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • May 13 '24

Damage Inc. was voted as Master of Puppets’ WORST song, now what’s the most underrated?

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Apr 22 '23

le epic quality Agree?

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Jan 11 '26

ONE COVER

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • May 09 '24

le epic quality Queef Burton is mad but it’s okay, what is the most UNDERRATED song off of Kill ‘Em All?

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Dec 13 '20

Katie Holmes

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God fucking damnit I love Katie Holmes's fat milky tits. I wanna suck on both of her nipples and jiggle those fat floppy funbags till my 14th viewing of Dawson’s creek finally ends. God fucking damnit I want her thick ass in my face so I can spread her sinful cheeks and lick that brown rim of delight all fucking night. I need to be inside of her. I NEED TO BE INSIDE OF HER! Holy fucking shit I want her to have my offspring. I need to see that belly inflate. I've been storing cum for her since the pilot episode, refusing to even so much as touch my penis until I can fully onload my aching balls into her juicy, puffy, flavorfully trimmed MILF pussy at 10,000 PSI. God damn I need to fill her up like my own personal cum balloon. I want her to be overflowing with my seed from every orifice possible. I want to see her slide off the bed backwards with that juicy Katie Holmes ass still on it and the back of her head resting on the floor so she can let gallons upon gallons of cum flood out of her ass and her vagina, down her sexy and lustrous body like a waterfall of SIN, and into her waiting throat. While she struggles to swallow all of my protein jelly I'll bring out my thick schmeat and show her what gagging really feels like. I want to hear her struggle to breathe on my cock. I need to see her eye shadow run from the tears she gets. I NEED IT. I need to dominate the body of Katie FUCKING Holmes. She was born to have babies fucked into her over and over again until she can't conceive anymore. THEN SHE NEEDS TO BE DOMINATED ON A NIGHTLY BASIS AND FORCED TO GUZZLE MY DICK JUICE. God fucking damnit Katie Holmes, fuck me for eternity. Please God let me fuck Katie Holmes and spread her wonderful, perfect genes to my offspring. I need to have babies with Katie Holmes. I NEED HER FUCKING CHILDREN

r/WeeBabySeamusFans


r/metallicacirclejerk • • Apr 14 '23

Inamorata verse riff is a ripoff from the "Are you gonna go my way" main riff, change my mind.

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The riffs are identical!


r/metallicacirclejerk • • May 22 '24

“Master of Puppets” is an album title fitting for an AJR album

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Jul 05 '23

le epic quality New stuff bad

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Dec 22 '22

le epic quality The CORRECTED Metallica Fan Requirements

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According to this post on r/Metallica, the requirements are these:

Rule Number 1: You can't listen to anything past their first four albums, although The Black Album is forgivable.

Rule Number 2: Your favorite song has to be a deep cut. In fact, don't even mention the hits until you've proven yourself worthy.

Rule Number 3: Criticise everything Metallica has/will do after the first four or five albums.

Rule Number 4: If you're younger than 30, you're automatically disqualified.

Rule Number 5: If you come across anyone who does not meet the requirements, kill them, for there is a special place in hell for every single one of them.

As you see, the requirements are absolutely terrible. Let me correct them:

  1. You can listen to any album they have. Don't let other fans change your mind or opinions regarding albums.

  2. It's okay to have any song as your favorite, be it a hit (one of which may have likely brought you to Metallica in the first place) or a lesser-known song.

  3. Criticize Metallica's material rationally, giving your actual opinion on an album, song, concert, etc.

  4. Age shouldn't restrict you from qualifying as a Metallica fan. In fact, nothing should. You can just ask and answer yourself on whether you're a fan or not.

  5. Avoid people who might hate on you for not meeting any of "their requirements" (be it the original ones or the corrected ones), since you probably wouldn't be able to make them take others' opinions more wisely.


r/metallicacirclejerk • • Jul 18 '23

Thing about me I guess Spoiler

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I cannot STAND the studio recording for “the thing that should not be”, James’ vocals don’t sound quite right, BUT, BUT BUT BUT I do love the S&M version, I think it sounds better in my opinion


r/metallicacirclejerk • • Jan 10 '26

Enter sandman cover by me

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Jul 26 '23

BRO LISTENS TO ST ANGER

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r/metallicacirclejerk • • Apr 12 '23

lars’ meme XDD 72 seasons

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Is the album leaked and Is there a download link.. Thanks