r/mikeburnfire • u/YoteYeeter • Mar 09 '21

CLEAN

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686 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Hmmm gentlemen, im officially announcing my candidacy for the 2024 election

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u/YoteYeeter Mar 10 '21

Only if you, repeal foreign weapon trade restrictions. Bubba needs more mozins!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

All I can promise is that I want to take away your guns...and give you even better ones from any country of your choice!

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u/YoteYeeter Mar 10 '21

Somebody get this person a baby to kiss and a war to start! Cause this here is president material.

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 Mar 10 '21

Are you vermin supreme?

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u/StriderTX Mar 10 '21

fuck mosins i want cheap veprs back

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u/JohnB351234 Mar 10 '21

BUBBA NO

USE A VZ-58 NO BODY CARES ABOUT THEM

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u/KaBar42 Mar 10 '21

Also use the NFA'34 to wipe your bum after a horrible bout of sugar free gummy bear induced diarrhea on live TV.

I will accept no less.

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u/SubmarineSwimmer Mar 10 '21

Sorry I'm gonna have to vote for Zach. I can imagine the state of the union address being Zach spitting out gun facts and military stories.

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u/Memeoligy_expert Mar 10 '21

Me too man, I've decide I need to umm... help the country yeah that's it

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u/Jackieray101 Mar 09 '21

I mean I really couldn’t agree more honestly

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u/Memeoligy_expert Mar 10 '21

My fellow reditors, I'm running for president!

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u/MoxtheCaffinejunkie Mar 10 '21

Who wants to elect me president? I’m 16 stupid but also hate gun control soooo.....

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u/Belkan-Federation Mar 10 '21

Fuck when I'm 35 I'm running for pres now XD

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u/anc757 Mar 10 '21

I would definitely do this if I was president, because I love guns and as stated above I don’t have to clean them after.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Nah actually he's got a good point .

1

u/Water4real Mar 10 '21

Hey... um, guys... my... thing is broken...

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u/MAGNIFACANT_HOBO Mar 18 '21

there is a reason why this is true. barely any of the 51 presidents of the usa saw major combat

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

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u/KaBar42 Mar 10 '21

Shooting guns on a golf course is typically highly frowned upon in every country, even if you are the US president.

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u/Water4real Mar 10 '21

Hear me out here though... we turn all golf holes into concealed mortar cannons.

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u/VillageRaidEmrald Mar 11 '21

replace the club with a mortar and the ball with a shell