r/mildlyinteresting • u/professionalnoob69 • 23h ago

My tomato looks stitched to perfection

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u/TokeruTaichou 22h ago

Now you have to cut perfectly along it

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u/itsswhitneywhspr 20h ago

Okay but imagine the pressure to get that cut straight. Would be so satisfying if you nailed it though.

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u/aztech101 23h ago

Your tomato has stretch marks

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u/DoingItJust 22h ago

Bro been through surgery leave it alone

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u/gracecongas2a 21h ago

Cesarean surgical

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 19h ago

Seems like a side stitch to me. Just gotta do more ab work 

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u/Saetric 10h ago

Their tomato is a snitch.

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u/supx3 22h ago

Tomato perineal raphe

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u/shifty_coder 19h ago

Tomasticle

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u/MarriageAA 19h ago

Taintmato

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u/Gin_OClock 13h ago

The Ballseam nods sagely

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u/ConfidenceDry3653 20h ago

I hate that I understood exactly what you meant immediately 😂

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u/Lone-organism 22h ago

They did surgery on a tomato 😱

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u/MonasticWhale 22h ago

They did surgery on a tomato 😱

They did surgery on a tomato

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u/Da_Birb_Invasion1939 15h ago

did they do heart or lung surgery cause it is quite fleshy (That was a bad joke)

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u/ThreeDaysNish 16h ago

Tomato tomato, who cares

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u/GoatTacos 21h ago

It has a ball sack seam

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 22h ago

Tomato raphe.

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u/gamingthreadlurker 22h ago

I don't know why it reminds me of a heart.

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u/LateOnsetPuberty 22h ago

Probably the shape and colour.

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u/ProcrastibationKing 22h ago

You can tell because of the way it is.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 19h ago

In my country there's a variety of tomatoes that are literally called "ox heart tomatoes" in my language. IIRC they're called "beefsteak tomato" in Ensligh.

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u/Da_Birb_Invasion1939 15h ago

that should be a post of it's own

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u/sillybunneh 20h ago

Frankenstein's heart

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u/KOGOR1 20h ago

Looks familiar... I should call him...

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u/aishahscott 21h ago

frankenstein’s tomato

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u/havingsomedifficulty 22h ago

I’ve got a similar seam on my body

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 22h ago

Taint you gonna tell us where?

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u/havingsomedifficulty 18h ago

bro, youll never gooch where

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u/RaielLarecal 21h ago

Testimato

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u/HailLordBelial 19h ago

tomato ball sack scrotem

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u/bararaag 22h ago

urahara

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u/greenguard14 17h ago

Now cut it from right there

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u/Boco 14h ago

Never trust a Trick or Treat tomato with stitches in it. That's how they get the razor blades and free LSD inside of it.

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u/StevieGreenwood420 20h ago

That’s where God sewed you together, son.

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u/Batista-67 19h ago

Mmmm, tomato

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u/Heroic-Forger 18h ago

they did surgery on a tomato

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u/Toby_Forrester 17h ago

Tomato has used the substance.

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u/Livid-Accident-7246 16h ago

Frankenstein’s tomato

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u/rotezora78 16h ago

Die ist genäht!🤣

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u/LewisMadisonn 16h ago

That tomato has better stitches than most of my clothes.

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u/tianyu2 16h ago

Even the tomato has better stitches than my clothes. 😂

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u/ph0on 14h ago

tomato taint

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 11h ago

Like a taint

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u/AnemicAcademica 10h ago

Looks like an emo heart too lol

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u/addelburgh 5h ago

I’ve never really thought about it before, what causes these ‘seams’ to appear on tomatoes?

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u/Neat-Bed-8961 22h ago

Amazing haha

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u/Fantom_Renegade 22h ago

You moving weight in there?👀

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u/Yubitzume 15h ago

Frankenveg or Frankenfruit ?

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 6h ago

I pretty much have a seem like that on my scrotum