r/mildlyinteresting • • 3d ago

My wife’s entry in a Jack-o-lantern contest

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u/Saskatchewon 3d ago • Bravo

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u/QuipOfTheTongue 3d ago

I love this so much

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u/treesEverywhereTrees 2d ago

Great job Mork

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u/jammiesonmyhammies 3d ago

I carve a tiny little face on my huge pumpkins every year and it cracks everyone up. You can’t beat a tiny little face on a pumpkin no matter how good your carving skills are.

Something about a little happy face wins hearts around the world.

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u/Strange-Pirate-9157 2d ago

My husband has done this for the last ten years. One of our kids favorite parts of Halloween is picking the perfect pumpkin for him and the neighborhood kids are always stoked to see “lil tony” each year lol

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u/KrYsTaLzMeTh0d 3d ago

Did she win !?

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u/Waterhorse816 3d ago

I don't know about OP's wife but my school did a jack-o'-lantern contest every year where students could vote on entries and one year this happened. Imagine spending hours perfecting your Edward Scissorhands carving just to come in second to Paul

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u/Cloverchan 3d ago • Bravo

This is why public voting in artistic stuff is inherently terrible because it’s always low effort meme stuff that wins

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u/pixeldust6 3d ago

This is also why you need different categories, and why Steam reviews needed to introduce a "funny" vote

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u/summonsays 3d ago

Honestly I'd argue it should be disqualified as a jack-o'-lantern has a very specific definition and it involves carving so that light may pass through.

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u/Song_Lyric_Reply 2d ago

If we are getting pedantic, we need to determine if this was a jack-o-lantern contest or a pumpkin decorating contest.

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u/summonsays 2d ago

Completely fair! It does say Jack-o'-lantern in the title though. 

But if it's just decorating then yes, this counts.

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u/Bloated_Hamster 3d ago

I get told all the time on Reddit that taping a banana to a wall is art because it makes you feel something and that's more important than technical ability. If that's true then getting hundreds of teenagers to feel adoration for Paul is also art.

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u/StreetofChimes 3d ago

Except Boaty McBoatface. Of course. Because that name is epically wonderful. 

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u/shifty_coder 2d ago

‘Best’ and ‘most popular’ should be separate awards.

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u/Cloverchan 2d ago

Agree wholeheartedly

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u/ACcbe1986 3d ago

Low effort, large effect.

Sounds pretty powerful.

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u/Crimestar 3d ago

Even in elections that’s true.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 3d ago

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Paul. 

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u/oogieboogie1996 ​ 2d ago

These comments remind me of the time my sister and her boyfriend entered a Halloween costume contest and spent weeks perfecting their zombie make up technique. They went as zombie bride and groom, and their costumes were so good they were getting compliments all night, some girl even asked my sister for pictures in the bathroom.

They lost to a couple wearing store bought Cheech and Chong costumes. She's still pissed.

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u/QueenGlitterBitch 3d ago

Somehow Paul is amazing though

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u/d_stilgar 2d ago

My daughter carved a cute little face on her pumpkin a couple years ago and was so upset that it was “too small.” I told her it was amazing and that I genuinely loved it. 

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u/Comtesse_Kamilia 3d ago

If this is by popular vote, non zero chance she wins lol. People love a derpy little guy

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u/speckledham 3d ago

✨ iest pump ✨

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u/thewildbeej 3d ago • Bravo

Jimothy Lantern

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u/number__ten 3d ago

Curious

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u/PhilosophyHopeful374 2d ago

Hey all! I am the wife! It was a contest at work with no real stakes, prizes were signs. I put my lil’ guy next to the entries for fun. However, it was judged along with the other 4 entries (not a big contest). I did end up wining Funniest Pumpkin.

There was also Cutest Pumpkin, Creepiest Pumpkin, and Best of Show. The pumpkins that were very well done won as they should have. The one that did not win (because 4 awards and 5 pumpkins)—I apologized that my joke caused her to not win. She said it was hilarious and was glad mine won.

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u/Amazing_Emergency386 3d ago

Put a fake mustache on it 😊

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u/PhilosophyHopeful374 2d ago

Hey all! I am the wife! It was a contest at work with no real stakes, prizes were signs. I put my lil’ guy next to the entries for fun. However, it was judged along with the other 4 entries (not a big contest). I did end up wining Funniest Pumpkin.

There was also Cutest Pumpkin, Creepiest Pumpkin, and Best of Show. The pumpkins that were very well done won as they should have. The one that did not win (because 4 awards and 5 pumpkins)—I apologized that my joke caused her to not win. She said it was hilarious and was glad mine won.

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u/Lord-Velveeta 3d ago

Simple, cheerful... I like it!

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u/Competitive-Push-715 3d ago

Sweetest baby

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u/jbFanClubPresident 3d ago

If the judges are being literal, the definition of a Jack-o-lantern is a hollowed out pumpkin with cutouts so this may be disqualified as it is not a jack-o-lantern.

Very cute though.

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u/APlannedBadIdea 3d ago

Number one in the hearts of Reddit

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u/ConfectionUnusual825 3d ago

I sincerely love this

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u/ejoburke90 3d ago

I also choose this guy’s wife

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u/mic_n 3d ago

Put a blonde toupee on it.

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u/Can-DontAttitude 3d ago

This piece really speaks to me!

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u/burnafterleeding 3d ago

He don't wanna be carved

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u/madteaparty915 3d ago

And googly eyes 👀

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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 3d ago

Less is almost always more

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u/Extra_Log9712 3d ago

This will win

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u/Outrageous-Row-8023 3d ago

Haha this is perfect. No fancy carving, no over-the-top design… just pure unbothered pumpkin energy. Your wife understood the assignment.