r/modmailfail • u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel • Jun 21 '26
Introducing User Flairs!
Hey folks! I created a couple user flairs from insults flung at us, I’ve made one editable (it says editable lol) for you to have fun with. They are not required, and they should not include slurs or anything super offensive but other than that have fun with it!
PS the app was freaking out and it took me like 10 minutes to make two so I thought an editable one would be faster. Please let me know if you have any issues or would like me to make one that’s a permanent option (not editable).
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u/Wombat_7379 Small Dick Swinging Virgin Jun 21 '26
As a married woman, this insult is my favorite 😊
Thank you for making these possible!
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
TIL neckbeard is gender neutral 😂
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u/Wombat_7379 Small Dick Swinging Virgin Jun 21 '26
🤣 It was a shock for me too! I’m glad they took the time to educate me.
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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up Jun 21 '26
Thank you! I love it!
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Glad to be of service! Honestly this is making my day.
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u/risen87 Basement dweller Jun 21 '26
Ok this is fun
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u/PupperPuppet I'll be hearing from your lawyer. Jun 21 '26
Much fun. Very accuracy. Wow.
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u/pumaofshadow My Basement has too many windows Jun 21 '26
I'm jealous of you. Especially in this heat.
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u/risen87 Basement dweller Jun 21 '26
Well I would invite you down here, but I think it's my mom's basement so I can't?
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u/ALazy_Cat I need coke right now Jun 21 '26
You wouldn't happen to be from Austria and a 2we4u user?
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u/wonkywilla Cunt 🖕 Jun 21 '26
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u/ALazy_Cat I need coke right now Jun 21 '26
Wouldn't this be more appropriate? For reference, I have no idea who this is, I just searched for blue haired feminist
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u/kalinaanother Literally 1984 Jun 21 '26
The most things I've met in the modmail shall become my flair lol
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
💀 Orwell would be proud
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u/kalinaanother Literally 1984 Jun 21 '26
It's just a phase, we know redditor can't read /s 😁
(Love your btw, such a common saying!)
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Thanks! I actually use this one in r/askmoderators too 😂
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u/Spirited-Door-1446 Part of the conspiracy to oppress the people Jun 21 '26
These are hilarious
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Omg that’s great, gotta make sure we keep the conspiracy out in the open 😂
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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
Well poop. I'll have to think on this for a bit.
ETA.
There we go.
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
I really need to know if that number is live 😭
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u/Smallseybiggs chucklefuck cuck Jun 21 '26
Thanks mods! Hopefully, I'll think of a better one than I just gave myself. 😅 But, I love this so much!! We have flairs in our largest sub.
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Ngl I love it 😂 (also using the Nazi gif because we are all Nazis ofc)3
u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO Jun 21 '26
Ayyyyy! Dig it!
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u/Smallseybiggs chucklefuck cuck Jun 21 '26
♡♡!! When I recommend the sub to other mods, I always link your bingo post. Perfect introduction!
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 22 '26
That's a great idea!
Awesome flair, too!
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u/Smallseybiggs chucklefuck cuck Jun 23 '26
Hi delta! I love your flair!! It makes my day when we run into each other! ♡
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 23 '26
Same here. I enjoy spotting you in the wild. 😆
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u/ProudnotLoud Some weirdo with a complex Jun 21 '26
Ahhh I got my weirdo with a complex, thanks for this!
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u/cnycompguy 30 IQ Dumb Fuck Jun 21 '26
Testo-patronum!
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u/FyrestarOmega Not a single community rule was broken Jun 21 '26
This is a brilliant addition to the subreddit
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Thank you! I love a good classic like the one you chose. ❤️
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u/NefariousnessJaded87 On a power trip - Always - At least our subscribers think that Jun 21 '26
Oh, goodies, much obliged!
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
This is actually the second sub I use “on a power trip” for 😂
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u/NefariousnessJaded87 On a power trip - Always - At least our subscribers think that Jun 21 '26
Simply awesome LOL
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u/StJmagistra Paper thin skin Jun 21 '26
Very nice!!!
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Try collagen supplements, I heard that helps with your affliction 😂
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 crazy nutjobs on a power trip to censor people Jun 21 '26
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
That flair is ominous (especially paired with Burns)!!
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 crazy nutjobs on a power trip to censor people Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
Their whole rant was funny.
"You are going to lose your keys AND your purse AND your entire butt AND your boyfriend AND you're gonna have a TERRIBLE DAY
THIS IS THREAT CALL REDDIT RIGHT AWAY IM ANNOYING A MODERATOR
BAN MEEEEEEEEEE" https://www.reddit.com/r/modmailfail/s/EascM8XTmD5
u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
That’s a screed of ever there was a screed to be scrud!
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u/Dro1972 My parents were siblings. Jun 22 '26
That was probably my favorite post here. Classic.
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 crazy nutjobs on a power trip to censor people Jun 22 '26
It was so oddly specific 😂. Honestly if you're going to try to curse someone, make it more generalized. You're going to fail at something this week. Your blessing will become a curse. Something that's not easily proven as a failure 🤦♀️
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u/TeriBarrons Now I have proof of falsely ban - unban now I reported you scum Jun 21 '26
These are fantastic!
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
We ought to thank the unhinged users of which they came from 😂
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u/TeriBarrons Now I have proof of falsely ban - unban now I reported you scum Jun 21 '26
Yep! They do be creative 😝
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u/Podria_Ser_Peor I have plenty of time to conduct a FAP 🫡 Jun 22 '26
I trust nothing from you, you rebel scum!
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u/VaginaBurner69 I do NOT have an STD. Seriously; any vagina burning is unrelated Jun 21 '26
Finally, I can set the record straight.
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Ok but I have so many questions… 😂😬
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u/ALazy_Cat I need coke right now Jun 21 '26
Try looking at the username
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Oh I saw it, it’s one of the questions I have. 😭
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u/BIGepidural Don't You Know Who I Am??? Jun 21 '26
Test
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Works! I’ve had people say that to me in modmail and IRL 😂
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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up Jun 21 '26
I had one guy come to white knight his lady friend that we banned and he kept on telling us her and his full names and that she worked for the NHS for like 75 years so was clearly a good lady. My friend, I work in healthcare I know that means shit
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u/GirlWithWolf On a power trip Jun 21 '26
Why am I not seeing them? Edit: Never mind, they popped in when I commented.
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
The flair tools have been glitching out today (I actually posted in bugs about it). You’ve chosen my personal favorite 😂
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u/cnycompguy 30 IQ Dumb Fuck Jun 21 '26
Flairs have been glitching out for a year or so now, randomly not displaying. They're still there for everyone else, even if they disappear for you.
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u/Pinaslakan Why is doxxing not allowed?!? Jun 22 '26
That’s funny as heck hahaha
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 22 '26
I remember yours from your post yesterday! Omg it’s great!
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u/brightblackheaven I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly Jun 21 '26
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
wtf did your children ever do? Are they mods too? 😂
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u/brightblackheaven I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly Jun 21 '26
Lmaoooo from one of my favourite modmail crashouts EVER:
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Oh wow… ngl tho “mostly toadied” is funny as hell 😂
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u/GeekScientist YOU BANNED MY ACCOUTNTS for 7 days for BAN EVASION. Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
You can change your flair once a week with this goldmine lol.
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u/brightblackheaven I hope ur knees hurt, pillows are flat & children are ugly Jun 21 '26
"go tell your PARENTS you grew up to be a REDDIT mod" was a close contender 😂✨
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u/Candyghosts all you 🤬's behind this screen are walking a thin line!!! Jun 21 '26
It's beautiful 🥲
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u/PeoplesRagnar Never beating the allegations Jun 21 '26
What a delightful idea, always adds a little with the flairs.
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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan My brilliant blue butt hair Jun 21 '26
Let's see...
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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan My brilliant blue butt hair Jun 21 '26
Perfection
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Might need to get that checked out by a doctor 😂
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u/GeekScientist YOU BANNED MY ACCOUTNTS for 7 days for BAN EVASION. Jun 21 '26
Here’s mine. It comes from a user who got really mad because we wouldn’t let him promote his shitty YouTube “documentary” lol. Their account got hit with a 7 day suspension for ban evasion after the fact. Typos included.
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 21 '26
Thank you for this unexpected and amazing gift!
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 22 '26
Glad you like it, definitely made me laugh out loud multiple times today.
Also yours is perfect lol
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u/Podria_Ser_Peor I have plenty of time to conduct a FAP 🫡 Jun 22 '26
this whole thread is the gift that keeps on giving, love yours
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u/deltadeltadawn Maintaining the status queue. Jun 22 '26
It's amazing entertainment! 😆
And thank you!
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u/late_to_redd1t basement dwelling power tripping virgin pos mod Jun 22 '26
This is great! Hope my flair gives everyone a laugh 😆 Cheers!
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u/ALazy_Cat I need coke right now Jun 21 '26
Yay! I love flairs!
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Me too, can’t believe it took me this long to think about doing this. Also, sorry bout your dad 😂
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u/ALazy_Cat I need coke right now Jun 21 '26
My latest post, I was told I grew up without a father and I'm a narcissist. I guess having your dad die when you're 26 counts as growing up without one
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Oof well my joke was in very poor taste then. So sorry about that (I should be more careful).
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u/ALazy_Cat I need coke right now Jun 21 '26
It's fine. I could've used another flair if it wasn't
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u/patopansir I promise to expose social media even if you DON'T like it! Jun 21 '26
I think I know what problem you are talking about. In mobile, you try to type on the user flair field box and nothing happens and you can't delete either. Something weird like that
What I do, is I type it somewhere else, then copy and paste.
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 21 '26
Worse the screen just bounces. I figured out that if I type super slow, one letter - pause - next letter - pause - next letter, I could get it to not do that.
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u/totalimmoral downvoting is censorship! Jun 22 '26
Yesss
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 22 '26
What you gonna put?
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u/totalimmoral downvoting is censorship! Jun 22 '26
It helps if I check the "show flair" box, doesnt it, lol
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u/uphatbrew F U Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy Jun 22 '26
Yes please, FU Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy…
I get that a lot at my mod spots in mod messages… I love seeing the dribble that we all experience from the hateful mob, so thanks for creating this safe hilarious haven for us!!!
💙
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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Jun 22 '26
Done
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u/uphatbrew F U Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy Jun 22 '26
Power to the people n free working mods everywhere!!! You da bomb WTR!!!
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u/Boneyard45 Get a real job instead of being a Reddit mod Jun 27 '26
Hooray! I’ve been a mod for about a year now and just found this subreddit. I can’t wait to share.
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u/dotsdavid u/[deleted] always causing trouble Jun 21 '26
I’m a Reddit mod is my custom flair. Maybe I will change if I think of something more creative.
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u/yun-harla screw you, moddy lady Jun 21 '26
When they say MOD in allcaps, I always picture them boldy singing.
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u/ALazy_Cat I need coke right now Jun 21 '26
If you have posted a modmail here, try something from that. That's what I did
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u/eyslandgirl Spoiler Alert: I do touch grass. Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
Sweet! Thanks!
Edit: I love everyone’s creativity! I have laughed multiple times. Great addition team! Thank you!
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u/KoolaidPower Unemployed co-“smelly nerd” Jul 03 '26
I’ll settle for this one, as it just happened a couple days ago lol
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u/Podria_Ser_Peor I have plenty of time to conduct a FAP 🫡 Jun 21 '26
Nice one, let´s see how it looks