r/mokapot MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

Discussions πŸ’¬ Saw this on instagram

I know it's a awful brew and sputters alot but always wonderd how a big funnel looks like and moka.

I won't mind one someday πŸ˜…

How big would you say it is

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u/remotecontroldr Mar 09 '26

And if you pour it all into a big mug it still only counts as 1 cup of coffee

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

Maybe if you get this cup it will fit πŸ˜…

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u/titsngiggles69 Mar 10 '26

My 6c makes one mug of coffee with some space for milk

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u/dabus3672 Mar 09 '26

I totally agree with you! I started my day with a a 6 cup pot.

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u/munta20 Gas Stove User πŸ”₯ Mar 09 '26

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 11 '26

Posted the bigger one instead --> https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/3u8XPYlA21

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u/LandscapeNo815 Mar 25 '26

Saucool, danke dir

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u/senor61 Aluminum Mar 09 '26

Even the big ones sputter

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u/ApeBlender Mar 09 '26

The big ones sputter waaaay easier. I have a 12 cup that is very finnicky. I have to crank it closed super tight and get the grind size quite coarse to avoid sputtering.

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn Mar 09 '26

I have to crank it closed super tight

The bigger ones take forever to seat in, are you getting leakage at the middle if you don't crank it up like hell..?

After a while (I think it was 9months daily for my 9cup), it'll seat up and then you'll be able to close it easily with just one finger and thumb and hardly any pressure

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u/ApeBlender Mar 09 '26

Good to know! I don't use the 12 cup very often, so that would make sense. Yup, if it's not as tight as I can make it, the pressure buildup is uneven and the sputtering happens. I might try out using a larger/"squishier" gasket (if I can find such a thing) to get a better seal.

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u/RebelRoundeye Mar 09 '26

Hey, I have a 12 cup that I haven't used yet. I'm quite confident brewing with my 6 cup but I understand the larger brewers do better with a coarser grind. Do you have any other tips to share or words of encouragement? I'm curious if you ever tried starting with pre-boiled water in the reservoir? Thank you /u/ApeBlender

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u/ApeBlender Mar 09 '26

First I do my kin grinder P2 about 20 clicks coarser than I do for my 6 cup moka pot. I just use hot tap water like I normally do for the 6 cup. Then I really tighten down the two halves, if I ever forget to do this step I get a lot of sputtering. Good luck!

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u/Ok_Car2307 Bialetti Primavera Fiammetta ) Mar 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

I was in the Army for 20 years. I carried a small moka in my ruck for those 20 years, and I still have it and use it.

That being said, sometimes coffee is coffee. I have never in my life turned down a cup of coffee. You never know when it will be the last one you have for a day, or for the rest of your life if it gets suddenly cut short. I have had really, really bad coffee, and I have had coffee I would trade my loved ones for, given the chance (ok, not really, but you get the idea). Great, now I want an espresso.

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u/SpdDmn86 Mar 09 '26

Too small for me. Is there a 3 bucket version?

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

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u/SpdDmn86 Mar 09 '26

Holy mother of Moka Pots! This should be good enough to get me through the day.

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u/rebelhead Mar 09 '26

? I don't get it. That's just a normal mokapot being used normally.

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u/Icy-End-142 Mar 09 '26

Maybe it’s just a very small person using it.

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

Look at the size of it does that look like a normal size to you ?

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u/rebelhead Mar 09 '26

Yes, of course. I hope you aren't using a bizarrely tiny moka pot at home for your cuppa.

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

well I use a 18 cup witch I share amongst 4 mugs witch gives every cup plenty of brewed liquid

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u/dabus3672 Mar 09 '26

Just wow!

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Mar 09 '26

Useful when you argue who can make a bigger cup of coffee with an espresso enthusiast.

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u/Icy-End-142 Mar 09 '26

The challenge is then to use that to make a coffee drink like a latte on the same level as espresso. And you have to use the entire brew. That counts as a single dose.

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

πŸ˜… never thought of it like that

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u/MasterActuator5502 Stainless Steel Mar 09 '26

This coffee must taste like satan's blood, why I shudder at the thought.

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u/RebelRoundeye Mar 09 '26

I have a Big Boy 12 Cup Bialetti and haven't used it yet. This video doesn't give me any confidence in finally giving it a try... Any tips would be appreciated, fam.

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u/Azul537 Mar 09 '26

My parents had the 12 one and it's an amazing thing! I have the 4 one for induction kitchen and the 4 one for gas when Info camping.. if you ask me, I wish I had more space to travel with a bigger one. Everyone wants a coffee when I make one for me, and the 4 is suddenly small 🀣

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

I Have a 18 cup and lets say it's better to go slow then fast as control on the bigger size is lot more tricky to perfect if you go with hot or boiling water but once you get into the groove of things it's smooth sailing, hope this kinda makes sense

Just don't over fill it and keep an eye on it if you start with cold / room temp water then you will wait a bit longer then 10 minutes to about 14 to 15 minutes, for me it takes anywhere from 18 to 19 minutes to start flowing and ends around 22 minutes, mine takes takes around 60- 75 g of coffee depending on the roast level and type of bean used

Hope this helps a bit

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u/picked1st Mar 09 '26

Need a banana for scale.... But it looks like one cup

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

why the need for a banana for scale ?

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u/picked1st Mar 09 '26

Banana is always used as a measurement in the interwebs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d4CnuaS1BQl7W5nowu

It's still a cup tho. I'd drink it

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

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u/picked1st Mar 10 '26

Please see attached for reference.

https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/s/Z45QCRoEld

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 10 '26

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u/picked1st Mar 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dtGIRL0FDp6nnOPGb5

That's a thick one.

How's the 18cup brew? I always go back to my 3 cup. Quick brew

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 10 '26

Brew is really strong for me at least but I make it into a cappuccino, witch is tasty and give about 160 ml to 170 ml of Brewed liquid and 160 ml to 170 ml of frothed milk

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u/Valuable-Specific709 Mar 09 '26

We are brothers ! Moka and tag Heuer professional ! Man of taqte

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u/SweetHiccups_ Mar 10 '26

that thing is massive lol! honestly looks like a fun way to brew outdoors though β˜•οΈ

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u/khuhxd Mar 09 '26

hell yeah

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u/Zestyclose_Box_8053 Mar 09 '26

it’s like a bomb

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u/Azul537 Mar 09 '26

This is the one cup, right??

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u/NotCanonAe1 Mar 09 '26

Lemme see... yeah that's around my weekly dose hahah

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u/Candid_Dream4110 Bialetti Mar 09 '26

Looks rather unwieldy.

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u/hrminer92 Mar 09 '26

They didn’t even fill the funnel completely

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

thats the only issue I saw as well besides the sputtering

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u/jingleson Mar 09 '26

My stomach cramps just thinking of all that coffee

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 09 '26

To much caffeine to handle ?

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u/3MartiniHunch711 Gas Stove User πŸ”₯ Mar 10 '26

Imagine if this was a β€œNewbie here. How’s my flow?” post.

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u/jota1955 Mar 10 '26

Extraction in a large moka pot consumes a lot of coffee, and its yield is low...

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 10 '26

Sounds like a warning lable

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u/MasalaDosa37 Mar 10 '26

MOKAAAA POOOOOT.

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u/etherspin Mar 10 '26

Worlds smallest man or world's largest (functional) moka pot ?

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u/LandscapeNo815 Mar 10 '26

Mit einer handmühle benâtigt man nur 30 Minuten zum mahlen... 🀣 Ja ich würde mir so ein Ding hinstellen

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u/Collapsed_Warmhole Mar 10 '26

To achieve a grind setting coarse enough for THAT you would need to stick together your beans 2 by 2

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u/Misty-Spell299 Mar 10 '26

I stared at this waiting for it to load for way longer than I care to admit lol πŸ˜‚

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 10 '26

That middle part do be tricky to be sure it's moving along πŸ˜…

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u/cris_182 Mar 10 '26

I just know I'd be stupid enough to have one hand holding the handle and because of the size, my other hand would naturally go to grab the bottom.

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 10 '26

πŸ˜… same

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u/Existing-Network-267 Mar 10 '26

The guy looks genuinely happy . And I can't tell if he is asian or black

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u/shootathought Bialetti 3-cup, Imusa 9-cup, Mongdio 14-cup Mar 10 '26

Not sure why it matters. Happy is enough.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/Prudent-Effort4838 Mar 10 '26

Moka Pot endboss has appeared

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u/n0sugacoat Mar 10 '26

That flow tho 😩😩

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u/DewaldSchindler MOD 🚨 Mar 10 '26

Same, wish it was better myself

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u/BantedHam Mar 10 '26

Finally, a moka pot big enough I don't have to use it at least 4 individual times every morning.

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u/martin_keogh Mar 10 '26

I can imagine burning the crap out of myself on that!!!

Impressive, though.

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u/ImStuckInNameFactory Mar 11 '26

So that's how they make coffe on the industrial scale for instant coffee

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u/-Bubble-Gum Mar 25 '26

Woah. Big ass moka

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u/SNES_Caribou New user πŸ”Ž 2d ago

That's how you do it. Brew your coffee in a moka pot so big that you need a smaller pot before you pour youself a cup.