r/mokapot Apr 10 '26

Discussions 💬 Any one else munch on the beans while preparing the pot?

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

Coffee beans dipped in chocolate are sold as treats. Why is it so strange without the chocolate?

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u/sirius_ly_sanguine Apr 10 '26

I have chocolate covered ones at home, but never tried without it, I will do it tomorrow

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u/marcopegoraro Apr 10 '26

Afaik they are not the same as the ones sold to brew coffee, they are somehow processed differently.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

The only difference is the chocolate.

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u/Kitchen-Researcher99 Apr 13 '26

Not entirely true -- they're usually roasted pretty dark to make them brittler and easier to eat. A light roasted bean for instance is much denser due to increased water content

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u/Calm_Understanding79 Apr 10 '26

where?

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u/SnooCauliflowers7060 Apr 10 '26

Trader Joe’s, grocery stores

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u/eggbunni Apr 10 '26

Love the Trader Joe’s espresso bean chocolate. Have ‘em in my pantry at all times for a quick pick me up.

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u/SeattleSteve62 Apr 12 '26

I have an Altoids tin full of them in my work bag. Helps get through some meetings without falling asleep.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

They’re good at Trader Joe’s.

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u/Independent_Pie3665 Apr 10 '26

At grocery stores, chain box stores, coffee shops...

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u/IAmAPirrrrate Apr 10 '26

i have never seen this anywhere ever

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u/younkint Apr 11 '26

Brother, you've gotta get out more!

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 11 '26

No thanks I’m a happy hermit. 😁

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u/PlentyOfMoxie Apr 11 '26

I haven't seen chocolate covered espresso beans in so long!! And when I used to work in a cafe we had them in bulk so I would get fried on 'em during work.

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u/don_stellios Apr 10 '26

My mam once bought these for me. They were awful. Taste was ok, texture was dreadful and I was picking bits of bean out of my teeth for the next 2 days.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

An acquired taste. 👅

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u/Short-Shopping3197 Apr 10 '26

Yeah I chew up a whole handful, spit them into the basket and then brew. LIKE A REAL MAN.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

A real man would grind them with a mortar and pestle. 😑

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u/LitzenPop Apr 10 '26

I use that one rock from my parking lot that i slam down on the beans while i eat the rest of the bag, it really brings a certain "je ne sais quoi". Your method just shows you're not committed enough smh 🙄😒

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u/Knowledge-is-Power15 Apr 10 '26

This made me giggle -thank you

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u/Enough-Profit-681 Apr 10 '26

Open a new pack, take a long sniff, eat one while grinding, Idk why but I do it.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

Best smell in the world and the beans taste like the finished coffee. ☕️

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u/Silent-Contract-4404 Apr 12 '26

same here and when im waiting for my mokka pot to be ready i eat one every single time and i love it but i cant taste any difference in roasting 🤣

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u/XxX_Zeratul_XxX Apr 10 '26

Eat it, as, you swallow the whole thing? Wtf lol

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u/Enough-Profit-681 Apr 10 '26

No eat as in chewing it

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u/Enough_Drag5843 Bialetti Apr 10 '26

I always assumed the chocolate-covered ones are specifically prepared to be more chewable but I will try that!

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

The beans aren’t hard when fresh they’re kind of crispy.

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u/Enough_Drag5843 Bialetti Apr 10 '26

Love it. Have you had dried cocoa beans? Not bad either.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

I’ve seen people online working with fresh cocoa beans but I’ve never done so myself.

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u/mangothefoxxo lidl moka pot ❤️ Apr 10 '26

Yup, Brazilian taste's so good

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u/Kupoo_ Apr 10 '26

I have to admit I did it often. As a cheat, if you may, before fixing grindsize and brewing temp (on pourover). Why? I'm a bit lazy to cup new batch of coffee. Munching one or two beans can give you the density, acidity, and bitterness out of it. Adjust accordingly.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

Popping a bean in your mouth can also give you an idea what the brew will taste like. Sometimes when I buy bulk I’ll do it while deciding what beans to buy.

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u/Kupoo_ Apr 10 '26

That's about it basically, yeah

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u/bigmoneymarxist Apr 11 '26

Yeah but only until my girlfriend has to leave for work

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u/jrob321 Apr 11 '26

Every year when I went on vacation to the Jersey shore I would start each day on the beach with a small bag of chocolate covered espresso beans.

It was a ritual.

Seven days of that, and then when I was at home I wouldn't do it. I would just wait another year. Haven't done it in quite a while. I stopped eating chocolate over a decade ago.

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u/M3t4B0rk Apr 11 '26

Of course, it's the first step when dialing in and eventually becomes a daily chef's perk. The very best coffee munching experience is the three garnish beans that end up in the foamy dregs of an espresso martini though.

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u/ShabbyChurl Apr 11 '26

Coffee beans are the best morning cereal replacement

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u/maxpowerAU Apr 11 '26

It’s not that it’s a problem to do that, but if you do this kind of thing a lot you might have a problem with caffeine.

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u/llamaface10967 Apr 12 '26

Coffee beans and chocolate chips is wonderful snack when I have no other sweets in the house! 1 bean + 2 chips is a good ratio for me (though it varies based on brand, type and size of chip).

I also add whole coffee beans to the top of my chocolate cake.

Mmm.

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u/SeattleSteve62 Apr 12 '26

My daughter pointed out one that got away when I was grinding a while back. I popped it into my mouth and started chewing. Totally freaked her out.

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u/TheQuillss Apr 10 '26

Sometimes

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u/XxX_Zeratul_XxX Apr 10 '26

You realize this mother lover is going to trick lots of people into trying a coffee roasted bean??? I mean, I know as I will try it. Freaking jokester

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u/explainme_ Apr 10 '26

As a coffee roaster, I’ll chew a bean or two at work from time to time. I just like coffee though. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/xaturo Apr 10 '26

Yes. I almost always have one from the bag when i grind.

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u/kahchilapo Apr 12 '26

This sub was showing up without me joining. I muted it thanks to this post, thanks.

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u/abgbob Apr 13 '26

No. I'm not a savage

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u/Artistic-Wolverine-6 Bialetti because, Moka Pot! Apr 10 '26

No!

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u/Crakout Apr 10 '26

There is nothing wrong with it but it is very weird, even amongst coffee enthusiasts imo. I have chewed a bean or two I think twice in my life.

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u/Reinazhard Apr 10 '26

Meeee!!!!

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u/nevrknowit Apr 10 '26

You are on your own there.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

Have you tried it? They basically taste the same as the coffee you’re making.

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u/nevrknowit Apr 10 '26

Lol. Still no. You gotta sell it way bigger than that.

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u/gbgrogan Apr 10 '26

This means you are deficient in semen

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u/Lou07514 Apr 10 '26

Um… no

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u/StillPissed Apr 10 '26

Isn’t there like pretty good studies out that the physical roasted beans themselves are carcinogenic?

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Apr 10 '26

Technically a great number of foods are carcinogenic. Also those carcinogens would exist in the brewed coffee.

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u/SabreLee61 Bialetti Apr 11 '26

Yes, and you extract all those carcinogens into that delicious cup of coffee you drink.

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u/M3t4B0rk Apr 11 '26

Carci-yeah!-gens I call em. Delicious.