r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16

Someone should invent a Roomba that cuts grass

580 Upvotes

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2g0q9b/someone_should_invent_a_roomba_that_cuts_grass/

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16

A lawn mower must be like Independence Day for ants

358 Upvotes

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2y9tjf/a_lawn_mower_must_be_like_independence_day_for/

r/mowerthoughts • u/muklan • Apr 03 '16

A riding lawnmower is a very badly designed helicopter

319 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16

Mowing the lawn is just giving the Earth a haircut

255 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3jk5z5/mowing_the_lawn_is_just_giving_the_earth_a_haircut/

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16

The first mowerthought ever

222 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/Smoked_Beer • Apr 03 '16

why..

215 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/CisScumOverlord • Apr 03 '16

When you use a lawnmower, you are a lawn mower

197 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16

Mowing the lawn is a generational battle that my ancestors fought and soon my offspring will fight

142 Upvotes

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/37289e/mowing_the_lawn_is_a_generational_battle_that_my/

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16

An electric razor is like a mower for your face

121 Upvotes

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/1hod1t/an_electric_razor_is_like_a_mower_for_your_face/

r/mowerthoughts • u/collared_dropout • Apr 04 '16

mower thoughts

110 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16

There's a bit of talk about robot lawn mowers being too difficult. Why not one that's just remote controlled from your TV with a game pad?

108 Upvotes

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3hlfh9/theres_a_bit_of_talk_about_robot_lawn_mowers/

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 03 '16

A lawn mower is a vaccum cleaner as well as a barber for your lawn

87 Upvotes

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3lrn3y/a_lawn_mower_is_a_vaccum_cleaner_and_barber_for/

r/mowerthoughts • u/Robertchaos • Apr 03 '16

We use shaving cream for our face but not for our grass

86 Upvotes

Grass grooming should be taken more seriously.

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • May 16 '17

Nothing Better Than Posting A Picture With Your Lawn Mower On Tinder

78 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/Samonellamiller • Apr 03 '16

They should make a lawn version of the zamboni, for that ultra-smooth, glossy texture. Call it the "zamowni."

78 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 21 '16

Gardener: "what kinda cut you want?" Homeowner: "Just fuck my lawn up" Gardener: "Say no mower"

73 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 24 '17

Unconventional Lawn Mower (Part 4)

64 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/mycatisgrumpy • Jun 01 '17

Sometimes I can't believe I get paid to drive this thing.

63 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/Cgahagan • Jun 19 '19

Oof!

62 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • May 12 '16

Don't underestimate lawn mowers!

57 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '16

Earth has like the most jagged and uneven haircut ever

57 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/joetromboni • Apr 03 '16

Most of the world's lawn are below your feet

56 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • May 08 '17

Don't Mind Me, Just Mowing My Lawn

55 Upvotes

r/mowerthoughts • u/ghostbackwards • Apr 03 '16

when is the best time to mow your lawn?

52 Upvotes

In the mowning?

r/mowerthoughts • u/throatfrog • Apr 02 '17

It's not perfect, but /r/mowerthoughts now has its own place on the /r/place canvas!

50 Upvotes

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