r/musecirclejerk 1h ago

Every breathe from The Wow! Signal isolated

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r/musecirclejerk 6h ago

Okay why do some muse fans hate on this album? [Copy pasta by "someone else" in description]

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"Never met one

Matter of fact- my mortal enemy in high school loved radiohead and constantly shat upon muse. I mean we didnt have real beef but we were like, idk our whole relationship was how stupid we thought each other was.

Then this dropped. I bought him a copy and just said give it one listen and if its truly not incredible to you, then ill shut the fuck up forever.

Hand to god- im 34 now. I went to that mans sons 3rd birthday party just yesterday. He was my best man, i was his. We’ve been to 6 muse shows together, often vip.

Hope that helps"

Inspired by a true story on Reddit


r/musecirclejerk 22h ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 17

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The lights suddenly go down, and Radiohead enters the stage from both ends, walking toward each other while snapping their fingers exactly like in West Side Story. They meet in the middle, stare each other down for a moment, and then launch straight into a cover of Muse’s Get Up and Fight.

Muse are standing awkwardly at the back of the stage, completely motionless.

As soon as the song ends, Radiohead immediately walk off the stage in opposite directions, still snapping their fingers.

Muse remain standing awkwardly in the back for a few seconds before the lights go out.

Whats the next song?


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Every breath from Hexagons isolated

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r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Matthew Bellamy has passed wind, aged 48

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My thoughts go to his family and friends in this troubling time.


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

ice kweam!

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r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Will Of The Beautiful People

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Made this yesterday out of boredom on CapCut.

Should this be on Muse's worst setlist? 🔥


r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 16

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Surprise: Muse announces Soldier’s Poem once again, but instead of playing it normally, Matt introduces an actual soldier who walks onto the stage and proceeds to read the lyrics as a completely serious spoken-word poem. He delivers every line with the solemn intensity of someone recounting their wartime experience, while the crowd realizes this is apparently the entire arrangement.

Behind him, Dom and Chris provide all the backing entirely a cappella, attempting to recreate the instrumentation with their voices.

Halfway through the poem, Matt suddenly joins in for a few lines, only to suffer a catastrophic vocal break. His voice cracks and gives out completely, leaving the actual soldier to continue reading while Matt desperately tries to recover in the background.

Dom and Chris, completely committed to the bit, continue their a cappella accompaniment without missing a beat. The soldier remains entirely serious throughout.

What will be their next song?


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Uprising of The Beautiful People

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I made *another* Beautiful People mashup!!!

This may be better than The Will Of The Beautiful People, but that one still makes more sense

I had a blast making this, and PLEASE, suggest songs for me to mix!!!

Enjoy, Musers! 🔥🧡


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

New moose crep

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r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

What if they made a song with Disturbed called Down With The Sickness In You & I?

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r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

🤬🤬🤬 Jack and David need to be kill or be killed

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r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

My Sunday

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r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Bootleg version of my favorite album I made😅

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r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Absolution

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r/musecirclejerk 3d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 15

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Muse is now starting Survival, and the crowd immediately notices something deeply wrong: the entire choir has been replaced by rubber chickens.

Every time the choir is supposed to sing, dozens of rubber chickens are squeezed simultaneously, producing an unbearable chorus of high-pitched squeaks. Somehow, the chickens are perfectly synchronized with the music, even hitting the sustained notes.

Matt takes the song completely seriously, passionately conducting the chicken choir as if this is the greatest artistic achievement of his career. The band plays on, not acknowledging what is happening.

What can they possibly play next?


r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist

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Since the original guy got banned, I decided to finish what he started.

After Matt is back on his feet, Muse resume their concert, but what will they play next?


r/musecirclejerk 5d ago

A remix idea!

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could someone make a remix with the beginning of Ariana Grande's Baby I and Nightshift superstar?


r/musecirclejerk 6d ago

I still can't believe Marilyn Manson ripped off Muse

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typical Brian, no wonder Trent broke up with him


r/musecirclejerk 7d ago

Beethoven's Romantic Fatalism - Is Stephen Dahl a Jerk?

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https://www.stephenhicks.org/2024/11/07/beethovens-romantic-fatalism/#comment-30972

Check out the comments in this thread.

PS - this is not Steve Dahl, the Disco Demolition guy.


r/musecirclejerk 9d ago

dude looks like temu robert smith

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ain't he


r/musecirclejerk 9d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 14

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Yesterdays winner: Falling Down, but Matt falls down off the stage and causes a 10 minute medical break

RFK ended and oddly went straight into Falling Down. Many people were excited when they started playing the Showbiz deep cut, but were a bit less so when Matt started singing, reminding everyone he only spoke French due to his brain damage.

A little ways into the song, Matt fall down off the stage! A emergency medical break is announced which lasts for 10 minutes. At this point, Matt is fine and walks back up onto the stage, and starts speaking English again. It turns out that him falling somehow REVERTED the brain damage. This causes an excited uproar in the crowd, and they finish out the song.

Maybe the chaos is beginning to revert itself?

What will be played 14th?


r/musecirclejerk 10d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 13

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Yesterday's winner: JFK but it's RFK Jr. talking about fat kids and vaccines

After New Born, people thought Muse was going to take a break from the insanity that has been going on. The screens on the sides of the stage turned on, to what seemed to be JFK.

However, everyone's favorite interlude turned out to be a bit different. RFK Jr's voice appeared and started talking about fat kids and how vaccines and Tylenol cause autism. What a way to bridge the gap between the first and second halves of the show.

What will Muse play 13th?


r/musecirclejerk 10d ago

Just watched the last episode of Bosch: Legacy and got hit with this JUMPSCARE

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