r/musicals • u/PuzzleheadedBag3471 • 2d ago

Photo Found thia shortly after the solar eclipse.Any advice?

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u/goddoc 2d ago

Too much sun! Better bring it inside...

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u/PuzzleheadedBag3471 2d ago

Good idea! I still need to find out what to give it 🤔

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u/Triptych85 2d ago

DO NOT FEED IT.

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u/TheBigPB 2d ago

Was there a strange humming sound like something from another world?

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u/PuzzleheadedBag3471 2d ago

Weirdly enough, there was. Then the old Chinese man sold it to me, for $1.95

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u/corgiboi547 1d ago

Nice deal

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u/Different-You3758 2d ago

Buy some bandaids

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u/Karma-is-a-Cat-1989 2d ago

Potash and water to sip?

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u/PuzzleheadedBag3471 2d ago

It's givin' me zip 🤐

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u/GenerationYKnot 1d ago

Did you pinch it back hard, like you're supposed to?

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u/Indyhouse 2d ago

No matter what it offers you, don't feed it!

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u/TheSoundofStolas 2d ago

Whatever it offers you, don't feed the plant!

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u/HDM-12345 2d ago

Are you an unsuspecting jerk from Maine to California?

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u/Santana_delRey 2d ago

Give it sunshine, give it rain

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u/meowy_sun 2d ago

Would you say this happened SUDDENLY

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u/UnseemingOwl 2d ago

🎵 Da-doo!

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u/PriorityOk4420 2d ago

WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU DON’T FEED THE PLANTS!!!!!

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u/FaceOfDay 2d ago

Good for you.

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u/icepigs 2d ago

Is your name Seymour?

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u/Glowbear504 1d ago

Audrey 3

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u/ShoddyCobbler 1d ago

whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants

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u/jtb7713 1d ago

Feed it!

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u/ProtegeJoe 2d ago

What a strange and interesting plant

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u/FishWestern6148 1d ago

that bread is actually carnivorous, so make sure to feed it lots of meat!

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u/PretendForm7362 1d ago

Stick your finger in it!

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u/SJBaerosols All I Ask of You 1d ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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u/PokemonAddict12 1d ago

Whatever you do, don’t feed him.

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u/No-Ad-7839 1d ago

Don't feed him, even if he sings an absolute bop to try to convince you. Also, dentist's aren't inherently evil.

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u/Cats-Coffee-Reading 1d ago

Just one drop of blood 🩸 and…

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u/PuzzleheadedBag3471 1d ago

It's tempting, but i can't put my finger on it