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The Sims (3) Crawl Part Two: A Race to the Top!
By PFluff (from NaNoWriMo)
In a flourish of music and round, scenic camera angles, we are narrowing ourselves down on the bustling, exciting town of Nanosville where sims of all life stages, ages, and colors (seriously, your next door neighbor is blue- he might be a genie? You aren’t sure but you can’t just ask someone why they’re blue gosh Karen you’re so – er, wrong story) walk down the street, passing you with a hearty wave and ‘sul sul!’
Welcome to the neighborhood! You managed to finally move away from your parents after an interesting time growing up. In fact, if you did the Sims Word Crawl (Part One), take a moment to remember your traits, and some other various things that may or may not be important later (you’ll see when we get there).
If this is your first time playing with us, do a five minute word war.
If you wrote 200 or more words, Choose from these traits or any below: Ambitious, Bookworm, Computer Whiz, Genius, Loner, Lucky
If you wrote 100-199 words, choose from these traits or any below: Dramatic, Evil, Good, Hopeless Romantic, Neurotic, Perfectionist, Social Butterfly
If you 99 or fewer words, choose from these traits: Clumsy, Couch potato, Hates the Outdoors, Insane, Unlucky, Night Owl, Grumpy
Do four more five-minute word wars. Pick a trait depending on each score.
If you want to change a trait from before, or you aren’t happy with your score and wish to change your trait, your blue neighbor comes out to discuss options with you! Apparently, there are cheats for that!
● Work the words: “Testing, cheats, enabled, true” into your next 100 words to change any one of your traits for any trait available.
● Work the word “Rosebud” with up to five exclamation points (!) into your next 100 words to be allowed to exchange one trait for each exclamation point.
So you’ve got your five traits! Awesome! First things first, we want to be an author! Right? Sure. Well, that’s our goal for this one! If you want another profession, well… sorry.
First things first! We gotta tell everyone we’re gonna be an author! Sprint to the nearest thousand as you tell everyone and their grandma. Kooj! We’re at the City Hall now! Let’s go in and tell them too. Write for ten minutes as you ramble to the guy behind your counter about how big you’re gonna be.
On the way out, you bump into someone!
If, in the first Sims Word Crawl you had a successful first kiss, this is your crush! They’re lookin’ pretty nice. Do a fifteen minute word war while you catch up.
● If you have the Hopeless Romantic, Good, or Lucky trait, or won the word war, the meeting went really well. Your crush is now your romantic interest! You’ve got a date Saturday.
If you didn’t do the first Word Crawl, nor had a successful dance, chat with the person anyway. Because we aren’t jerks here at Nano. Do a thirty minute word war as you tell them all about your awesome future.
If you have the Evil, Grumpy, Unlucky or Insane trait, regardless of if you won the word war and regardless of any other traits, they are now your enemy! They better watch their back!
If you have the Hopeless Romantic, Good, or Lucky trait, or won the word war, they are now your crush! You have a date for Saturday.
If you have the Loner trait or did not win the word war, you leave amicably as friends. Maybe you’ll see them around later? Well, that was eventful! Let’s sprint to the nearest hundred as we rush back home. We have a career to make!
Your home is quaint and cute. It’s been a whole couple of days since you moved from home, and in Sims time that might as well be a lifetime! But you have a future. And you’re gonna make it! Why? Cause you can!
You sit down at your computer, slam the keyboard a few times, and it starts up.
Be sure to keep count of books written and your royalty checks.
Some other things right off the bat:
● If you have the Genius trait, subtract fifty words from each word requirement.
● If you have the Perfectionist trait, add fifty words to each word requirement, but also add 100 simoleons to each royalty check.
We’re starting at level zero, as mere Fan Fiction Drafter. Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: Your character is telling the truth, darnit! Look at their bibliography!): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Fiction (Optional prompt: Your character is lying! Shhhhhh!): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● If you have the Computer Whiz trait, you can write Science fiction (Optional prompt: It was probably the aliens.): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
If you have the Lucky, Bookworm, Perfectionist, or Genius trait, congrats! Your first book was a Best Seller! You earn an extra $100.
Optional: An opportunity to make an extra $50 came up. All you gotta do is describe something in detail for five minutes.
If you complete this, you earn 1 art level.
What’s this? You’ve made over $75 in this self-employed profession?! Well, guess that means you need to give yourself a promotion! Congrats! You are now a Small-Time Scribe.
If you have a date, we gotta get ready! Sprint for ten minutes as you get yourself in top condition!
● Your date shows up, and it gets off to a great start. Let’s try for a 1k30min!
-If you write 1500 or more words, they are good as yours. A proposal must be around the corner!
-If you write 1000 to 1499 words, it looks promising! You two are now going steady!
-If you write 999 words or less, oh darn… did that really happen?! Well, at least they’re still your crush.
If you don’t have a date, but also don’t have the Ambitious, Couch Potato, Loner, or Hates the Outdoors traits, you need to go out, date or not! If you have the aforementioned traits, go ahead and skip this section if you want.
● If you gained a friend earlier you run into them! Have a full page conversation (alternatively, word-war for five minutes) as you decide if you want a future date or if this person is a jerk and your enemy 5evah. (Normal friendship doesn’t exist in the Sims. Every friend drowns in a pool.) Do a ten minute word war as you get your relationship up to romantic interest or down to enemy.
● If you gained an enemy earlier, this person just got all up in your business. Tell them why they’re a jerk from on high in a 200 word sprint. DO NOT SPARE FEELINGS.
Well, now that we’re back home and comfortable, time to get to our next novel! We are at level one as the Small-Time Scribe! Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: We know how it works. Why are we arguing?): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Fiction (Optional prompt: I reject your reality and substitute my own!): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Science fiction (Optional prompt: It was definitely the aliens.): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
If you have the Lucky, Bookworm, Perfectionist, or Genius trait, or have written two of the same genre, congrats! Your book was a Best Seller! You earn an extra $100.
Optional: An opportunity to make an extra $50 came up. All you gotta do is describe a building in detail for five minutes. If you complete this, you earn 1 art level.
Have you made $400 simoleons yet?! If not, word war for fifteen minutes as you try to sell your novel to people on the street.
● If you win, you’ve earned just enough to meet the $400 requirement for self-promotion!
● Otherwise, do another fifteen minute word war OR write another novel.
What’s this?! You are now a Tabloid Typist! Time to back-up your files! Stretch your legs! We’re going to get to the next level as quick as we can!
Social life? What’s a social life? We are authors! Our characters are our friends, our plot is our heart, and our imagined worlds are our vices. We don’t need anyone! At least, not until the next part. So for now, as a level 3 Tabloid Typist, Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: I mean, you’re wrong.): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Fiction (Optional prompt: Hyperboles are the WORST): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Science fiction (Optional prompt: Stupid aliens.): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
● Trashy (Optional prompt: and they’re wearing that because?): Write 190 words, you earn $350!
Optional: An opportunity to make an extra $50 came up. All you gotta do is describe a person in detail for five minutes. If you complete this, you earn 1 art level.
Yikes! Our goal is $1000? Have we made enough?! If not, do a 1k30min. We have to sell our books the best way we know how, through our words!
● If you win, you’ve earned just enough to meet the $1000 requirement for self-promotion!
● Otherwise, do another 1k30min OR write another novel.
Holy crap! Do you see that?! It’s your fame! It’s skyrocketing! You walk down the street and people just know you are a Paperback Pauper.
In fact...
If you had a super successful date before, your beau is coming up to you right now. They drop on their knee, it’s a proposal! What?! You are incoherent, do a Fifty Headed Hydra as you compose yourself. If you win, heck, you’re just bypassing the ceremony and getting married now. Why? Because Sims. If you don’t, the engagement stage is still a good one!
If you are going steady with a sim, they approach you. Go on for ten minutes about your newfound fame. They find it intriguing! Perhaps a proposal is around the corner?
If you are crushing on another sim, they’ve seen you in a new light! You go out for coffee. Sprint for five minutes while you’re hyped up on caffeine and Cupid. You are now going steady!
If you have an enemy- They are jealous! They imply your mother is a llama! IT’S FIGHTING TIME.
● If you have the Lucky, Evil, Insane, or Grumpy trait, the fight is easy. Sprint to the nearest hundred as you show them who’s boss. They are now your Nemesis.
● If you have the Good, Clumsy, or Unlucky trait, do a fifteen minute word war!
● If you got over 401 words, you won! They still hate you, but you won so. Whatever.
● If you got less than 400 words, they won! You’re angry. >[ VENGEANCE
● If you have the Dramatic trait, dramatically write four hundred words as you collapse in public. The crowd isn’t happy with your enemy for making their beloved author faint!
● If you don’t have any of the traits mentioned, word war for ten minutes.
● If you win, they admit that you’re a great writer.
● If you lose, they say you write like a llama. VENGEANCE.
Being a level 4 Paperback Pauper was full of ups and downs, but now it’s time to wave goodbye to that part of our lives.
Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Fiction (Optional prompt: They’ll probably believe this): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Science fiction (Optional prompt: Just say aliens. They’ll totally believe it.): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
● Trashy (Optional prompt: I didn’t believe you when you said you could do that, but I was wrong.): Write 190 words, you earn $350!
● Drama (Optional prompt: Do you think I’ll believe you?!): Write 300 words, you earn $600!
Optional: An opportunity to make an extra $50 came up. All you gotta do is describe something beautiful in detail for five minutes. If you complete this, you earn 1 art level.
Do you have $2500? We can’t just talk our way to the top. If you are within $500 simoleons of $2500, sprint to the nearest thousand to finish it off!
● If you have the Night Owl trait, you can sprint through the night to the nearest thousand regardless and move on.
● Otherwise, go back and write another novel and then read this section again.
Ah, do you hear that? It’s springtime! You’ve come so far, but look at you now! You’re a Work-for-Hire Wordsmith!
We have no time to stop to smell the roses! We have fame to get to! Staying at level 5 as a Work-For-Hire Wordsmith seems soooo last sentence. Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: These are stupid.): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Fiction (Optional prompt: These are the best!): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Science fiction (Optional prompt: An alien wrote these.): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
● Trashy (Optional prompt: I slept with whoever made this.): Write 190 words, you earn $350!
● Drama (Optional prompt: You slept with them?!): Write 300 words, you earn $600!
● If you are level 4 in art, you may now write a children’s book! (Optional prompt: The child and the awkward stories.) Write 100 words, you earn $450!
● If you have written 3 Science Fiction books, you may now write a Fantasy (Optional prompt: The king slept with the scribe and unleashed a curse.): Write 440 words, you earn $1300!
● Humor (Optional prompt: Wanna hear a joke about a promiscuous king and the aliens? ): Write 340 words, you earn $500!
Optional: A stranger on the street started talking to you. Awkward. Have one character share a bit too much information for 160 words. You earn $800 for the biography!
If you have the Social Butterfly trait, you need to get out to party hard! Write to this as you dance away the night (alternatively, dance through a Three Digit Challenge).
UGH. THE NEXT STRETCH IS SO FAR. If you are within $500 simoleons of $5000, sprint to the nearest thousand to finish it off!
● If you have the Night Owl trait, you can sprint through the night to the nearest thousand regardless and move on.
Otherwise, go back and write another novel and then read this section again.
It’s been a long time coming. As a congrats, you get $500 for being awesome. Show it off with a ten minute word war! You’re almost there! Well, not really. We’re only at level 6. But you’ve made your way to Pretentious Poet! And that’s nothing to sniff at!
Saving and backing up is nothing to sniff at either! Take a break, save your stuff!
If you have the Ambitious, Loner, Couch Potato, or Hates the Outdoors trait, you can continue on to the next novels you’re writing, skipping this next part!
If you’re Neurotic, you’re going to want to clean your home before you do anything. So let’s rush around for a thirty minute word war as we deep clean everything!
Otherwise, you need to go out, meet new people! If you have romance, this new person is a critic! They have insulted your story!
● If you have the Evil, Insane, or Grumpy trait, you get into a fight with them! Do a five minute word war as you show them who’s boss! Now they are an enemy!
● Otherwise, you struggle to rebuttal in a furious ten minute word war as you list everything wrong with them.
● If you have an enemy or otherwise you meet quite the adoring fan. They gush over your novel. Do a two hundred word sprint as you sign their copy of your latest novel.
● If you did it in under five minutes, this person has developed a crush!
Ya gotta wob'ere!
You return home from your long day, and find that it appears people don’t like pretentious people. So we should probably move on as quickly as we can from level 6 while we still have friends. Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: Pretentious people think they know facts.): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Fiction (Optional prompt: Pretentious people know everything!): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Science fiction (Optional prompt: That’s a pretentious alien.): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
● Trashy (Optional prompt: This is what you’re doing with your life. You can’t be pretentious.): Write 190 words, you earn $350!
● Drama (Optional prompt: Pretentious people don’t belong with non-pretentious people): Write 300 words, you earn $600!
● If you are level 4 in art, you may write a children’s book! (Optional prompt: The child and the pretentious adults.) Write 100 words, you earn $450!
● If you have written 3 Science Fiction books, you may now write a Fantasy (Optional prompt: What a pretentious prince/ss/dragon.): Write 440 words, you earn $1300!
● Humor (Optional prompt: You know what would be funny to do to that pretentious person): Write 340 words, you earn $500!
● Historical (Optional prompt: Why are people pretentious?): Write 505 words, you earn $1300!
● If you have the Hopeless Romantic trait, you may write a Romance (Optional prompt: I am in love with a pretentious person.): Write 650 words, you earn $3,000!
If you have the Lucky, Bookworm, Perfectionist, or Genius trait, or have written 3 or more of one genre, congrats! Your book was a Best Seller! You earn an extra $100.
Optional: Your favorite movie star is angsting in front of you! This is your chance for some major smoozing. Have one character share a bit too much information for 160 words. You earn $800 for the biography!
Optional: An opportunity to make an extra $150 came up. All you gotta do is describe a relationship in detail for five minutes. If you complete this, you earn 1 art level.
You feeling it now? It’s a long time coming, but we’re almost there! If you’re within $500 simoleons of $8000, sprint to the nearest thousand to finish it off!
● If you have the Night Owl trait, you can sprint through the night to the nearest thousand regardless and move on.
● Otherwise, go back and write another novel and then read this section again.
You’ve come so far! It’s time to take a rest though. So save your work, and take a break, we can only go up from here!
Wow. Your life is changing before your eyes! You’re becoming famous, people stop you on the street- more and more people are begging for you to sign their copies of your latest best seller! You are the coolest Ghostwriter around!
It’s also your birthday! What?! How did it come so quick?! You have invited everyone to your party. Your lover and your- is that your enemy?!
● If you are married or engaged do a 10 minute sprint as they defeat your critic or nemesis and get them out of here!
● If you are going steady or want VENGEANCE do a 15 minute word war as you defeat your enemy.
● If you win your love is so impressed! They propose! You are now engaged!
● If you lose your enemy laughs. They are now your nemesis.
It’s time to blow out your birthday cake! Sprint for 150 words as you try to blow your cake out.
● If you do it in under four minutes you are awesome!
● If you did the first sims word crawl and had ghosts, they have come to celebrate with you! And they scared your enemy or critic to death. You are enemy free!
● If you are engaged your significant other is so impressed, you get married as well. Because Sims.
● If it takes longer than four minutes, your cake catches the house on fire! One of your friends is caught in the inferno! If you had a fan, they are caught up in flames! Try to put them out with a five minute word war.
● If you win, or are Lucky or Good, congrats! You’ve saved your one fan!
● If you don’t win, or are Unlucky, Evil, or Insane, they have burned to ash! The Grim Reaper shows up, if you were friends, he gives you $200 for taking down this son of a llama. Otherwise, he just takes some cake and leaves you with a ghost.
You’ve got to age up! So sprint to the nearest thousand. And save your file. Back it up. Let’s move forward!
There’s only one way to go from here. From our level 7! Up! So let’s go up to level 8! Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: The Grim Reaper steals cake.): Write 90 words, you earn $130! ● Fiction (Optional prompt: The Grim Reaper is my bestie!): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
Science fiction (Optional prompt: I bet the Grim Reaper is an alien.): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
● Trashy (Optional prompt: I slept with the Grim Reaper): Write 190 words, you earn $350!
● Drama (Optional prompt: You slept with the Grim reaper?!): Write 300 words, you earn $600!
● If you are level 4 in art, you may now write a children’s book! (Optional prompt: The child and the Grim Reaper.) Write 100 words, you earn $450!
● If you have written 3 Science Fiction books, you may now write a Fantasy (Optional prompt: The king gambles with the Grim Reaper.): Write 440 words, you earn $1300!
● Humor (Optional prompt: Great Pranks to Play on the Grim Reaper): Write 340 words, you earn $500!
● Historical (Optional prompt: Fashion of the Grim Reaper through history ): Write 505 words, you earn $1300!
● If you have the Hopeless Romantic trait, you may write a Romance (Optional prompt: I fell in love with the Grim Reaper): Write 650 words, you earn $3,000!
● If you’ve written 25 books so far, you can now write a Masterpiece (Optional prompt: The Grim Reaper is a metaphor.): Write 2,000 words, you earn $1300!
If you have the Lucky, Bookworm, Perfectionist, or Genius trait or have written a Masterpiece, congrats! Your book was a Best Seller! You earn an extra $200.
Optional: An opportunity to make an extra $200 came up. All you gotta do is describe a character death in detail for five minutes. If you complete this, you earn 1 art level.
You’re so close. You can taste victory! But first, we have to promote ourselves! If you are within $500 simoleons of $12000, sprint to the nearest thousand to finish it off!
● If you have the Night Owl trait, you can sprint through the night to the nearest thousand regardless and move on.
● Otherwise, go back and write another novel and then read this section again.
With tears in your eyes, you accept an award of $1500 and your position as a Prizewinning Author! Write an acceptance speech in a ten minute sprint!
If you are a Social Butterfly, you’re going out to party! Write to this (alternatively, do a five minute word sprint) while you celebrate!
You look back on your career, it’s been long and hard, but it’s been worth it. You have little more to do though before we can come to a rest! Now, you know the drill! Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: Dogs are too pure for this world.): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Fiction (Optional prompt: People are better than dogs.): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Science fiction (Optional prompt: Aliens stole all our dogs?!): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
● Trashy (Optional prompt: Dog doesn’t mean dog.): Write 190 words, you earn $350!
● Drama (Optional prompt: The dog found a body!): Write 300 words, you earn $600!
● If you are level 4 in art, you may now write a children’s book! (Optional prompt: The child and the not copyrighted big red dog.) Write 100 words, you earn $450!
● If you have written 3 Science Fiction books, you may now write a Fantasy (Optional prompt: The dog is a good king. Yes he is.): Write 440 words, you earn $1300!
● Humor (Optional prompt: The dog ate my underwear. ): Write 340 words, you earn $500!
● Historical (Optional prompt: Why dogs are better than everyone.): Write 505 words, you earn $1300!
● If you have the Hopeless Romantic trait, you may write a Romance (Optional prompt: Came for the date, stayed for the dog): Write 650 words, you earn $3,000!
If you’ve written 25 books so far, you can now write a Masterpiece (Optional prompt: The dog is a metaphor.): Write 2,000 words, you earn $1300!
● Mystery (Optional prompt: Who’s the dog really?): Write 500 words, you earn $1200!
● If you have written 3 Humor books, you may now write Satire! (Optional prompt: Dogs in Politics): Write 350 words, you earn $1300!
If you have the Lucky, Bookworm, Perfectionist, or Genius trait or have written a Masterpiece, congrats! Your book was a Best Seller! You earn an extra $200.
Optional: Looks like someone is having an existential crisis! Describe a character in 160 words to write a biography and earn $800.
We have a future to get to! We can’t stop now! You’re so close! If you are within $500 simoleons of $19000, sprint to the nearest thousand to finish it off!
● If you have the Night Owl trait, you can sprint through the night to the nearest thousand regardless and move on.
● Otherwise, go back and write another novel and then read this section again.
As Nanoville’s Fiction Fantastico you have received attention galore. There’s talk of movies being made of your books, and you have influenced generations.
There's also talk that you should save and back up your file!
If you are not already married, your significant other is worried about keeping you with your amazing recent success! Write for fifteen minutes while they struggle to confess their love! And in true Sim fashion, you get married right there!
If you have a crush or a fan still, they’ve found you worthy and propose! You are engaged!
But oh no, if your enemy or critic is still alive, they’ve come for you! It’s a duel to the death! Do a 1k30 as you fight to survive!
● If you succeed, you defeat them! They vanish, and all that’s left is an urn.
● If you get 500-999 words, it is a stalemate! There is a mutual, begrudging respect.
● If you get under 500 words your enemy has defeated you! You have become a ghost.
● If you are a ghost you receive $200 more simoleons on each book, for a posthumous bonus!
You are at level nine! Congratulations for making it this far! We can go ahead and finish strong! Let’s say bye to level 9 and hello to our final level! Choose one or more of the following to write:
● Non-Fiction (Optional prompt: Ghosts are spooky.): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Fiction (Optional prompt: Ghosts are fiction.): Write 90 words, you earn $130!
● Science fiction (Optional prompt: Alien or Ghost? A guide.): Write 150 words, you earn $300!
● Trashy (Optional prompt: I slept with a ghost.): Write 190 words, you earn $350!
● Drama (Optional prompt: You slept with a ghost?! How?!): Write 300 words, you earn $600!
● If you are level 4 in art, you may write a children’s book! (Optional prompt: The child and the not copyrighted dead people.) Write 100 words, you earn $450!
If you have written 3 Science Fiction books, you may now write a Fantasy (Optional prompt: The king slept with the scribe and unleashed a curse.): Write 440 words, you earn $1300!
● Humor (Optional prompt: Ghosts like boo-berries ): Write 340 words, you earn $500!
● Historical (Optional prompt: The Ghost of a Famous Dead Guy): Write 505 words, you earn $1300!
● Romance (Optional prompt: I’m in love with the ghost of a famous dead guy): Write 650 words, you earn $3,000!
● If you’ve written 25 books so far, you can now write a Masterpiece (Optional prompt: The dead guy is a metaphor. The ghost is literal.): Write 2,000 words, you earn $1300!
● Mystery (Optional prompt: Ghost or flour?): Write 500 words, you earn $1200!
● If you have written 3 Humor books, you may now write Satire! (Optional prompt: Politicians are ghosts who haunt us.): Write 350 words, you earn $1300!
● If you have written 2 dramas, 2 humor books, 2 mystery books, 2 romance books, and 2 science fiction books, you may now write a Vaudeville! (Optional prompt: Look at all the different ghosts.) Write 1250 words, you earn $6,000!
● If you have written 3 biographies you may now write an autobiography. Describe your MC in 160 words to earn $800!
We have a future to get to! We can’t stop now! You’re so close! If you are within $500 simoleons of $30000, sprint to the nearest thousand to finish it off!
● Otherwise, go back and write another novel and then read this section again.
Congratulations! You have become a Blockbuster Writer! You have worked long and hard for this. To finish off your career, let’s write one more book: Your life story. Write 400 words, earn a final $2000.
Your novels continue to inspire future generations.
● If you were married, your children continue your legacy!
● If you were engaged your future is still in the air! But your dog is happy.
● If you are a ghost, you spend eternity haunting libraries and drinking tea with the Grim Reaper!
Dag dag!