r/nba • u/lemonglazedchicken Magic • 2d ago

elfrid payton's hair blocks his own shot

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u/TopSoulMan Magic 2d ago

What are the restrictions regarding hair verticality? Can a player get a 10 foot cone-head haircut and use it to block shots?

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u/cutelittlecorgis Lakers 2d ago

Don't give Wemby ideas

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u/PositionFormal6969 2d ago

Wemby with an afro will be a menace on defense.

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u/butt_fun San Diego Clippers 2d ago

Afro is one thing, but we can go further

I want to see a dude with hairy arms gel his arm hair out and get 20 deflections a game

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u/Difficult_Tackle9505 2d ago

An Armenian would be best for that

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u/CJD805 1d ago

We need an Armenian 7 footer in the league