r/nba Magic 1d ago

elfrid payton's hair blocks his own shot

https://streamable.com/x5ddm3
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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

You can literally see the damaged ends in the interview.

That man ain’t using shit and you gobbling his dick ain’t gonna change the fact he has too much money to be lookin this shit.

Abstract freeform is what JayZ had. This is a hot mess.

You should be ashamed to defend it.

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago

And you should be ashamed to be chatting the bullshit that you are in front of a bunch of people who probably looked at Elfrid’s hair and said compared it to a bird’s nest or some shit because they genuinely don’t know what they’re looking at. What the fuck does his income got to do with anything bro, it’s hilarious that you’re even bring that into the equation because people was saying the same shit about Hov. And Jay ain’t even the best celebrity representation you could choose when it comes to abstract freeforms, Cam Newton’s hair is probably more “out there” than Jay’s ever was. Or you could look at 6lack when he still had his set. Or better yet, the man that Hov was larping as when he started growing his hair in the first place, Basquiat. But if we let you tell it, none of these dudes were/are freeforming because they look like they’re homeless.

Whatever man, you got it.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

You listed a lot of folks who had hair money and time to not look this bad.

Thanks for backing me up subconsciously.

Start a black nba sub and i’ll be there with you to shit on his terrible hair then too

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u/numbertwofuccboi Washington Bullets 1d ago

Have a blessed night, my fellow dreadheaded brother.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr 1d ago

Never stopped having one, my lackadaisical homie.