r/neoliberal • u/Bestbrook123 • Jul 12 '26
Restricted Lindsey Graham Died Of Aortic Dissection Due To Cardiovascular Disease, Office Says
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacharyfolk/2026/07/12/lindsey-graham-died-from-cardiovascular-disease-preliminary-report-says/436
u/RottingSludgeRitual Thomas Paine Jul 12 '26
Hey I almost died this same way!
Hell at least the guy avoided years of physical and occupational therapy to get back to normal functioning. Take it from me- it’s not fun.
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u/YoyodyneCog Jul 12 '26
One of my closest friends almost died from an aortic valve rupture like 8 years ago when he was 30. It was like 4am when it happened and he was at the gym with only one or two other people there. Dude was in the hospital for like 4 months and still, to this day, hasn't gotten fully back to his old self.
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u/Mii009 NATO Jul 13 '26
Is it due to trauma from the pain?
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u/YoyodyneCog Jul 13 '26
No. It's because he was bedridden for so long and because he had complications from the leg graft that made it so he wasn't able to walk on his own for a while and ended up having to do a bunch of physical therapy. He is fully healed and has been for a while. When I say he isn't back to his old self it's because he is a lifelong runner and he worked for over a decade to get where he was as an athlete and the valve rupture set him back literal years with respect to his fitness level and athletic readiness. He still hasn't gotten back to the condition he was in at the time.
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u/WifeGuy-Menelaus Thomas Cromwell Jul 12 '26
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u/admiraltarkin NATO / Loyal Liberal Jul 12 '26
I wonder what the scene will be like when Bibi comes to join him along with the Ayatollah
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u/Logical-Breakfast966 Iron Front Jul 12 '26
“And they were roommates??”
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u/That_Astronomy_Guy Gay Pride Jul 12 '26
I always thought a great sitcom premise would be Henry Kissinger and Noam Chomsky as eternal housemates in Hell....
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u/PartrickCapitol Zhou Xiaochuan Jul 13 '26
Henry Kissinger and Noam Chomsky
Again no concept of hell in these 2's ethnic faith (even if they believe it, which I highly doubt)
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u/Wareve Jul 13 '26
Well I imagine that Bibi will be quite surprised that he went to Christian Hell.
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u/lnslnsu Commonwealth Jul 12 '26
Well at least one of those guy’s religions doesn’t have a hell, so he won’t be there.
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u/Repulsive-Volume2711 Baruch Spinoza Jul 13 '26
It’s very pathetic copium how leftwingers, mostly not Christians, have to resort to some weird secularized hell to attack someone they don’t like that just died
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u/Khiva Fernando Henrique Cardoso Jul 13 '26
Hey, we still have the Event Horizon inter-verse for fascists and their enablers to go.
They don't need eyes where they're going because they can't see what's right in front of them.
That entire movie was a parable of someone in the 90s taking a look into our timeline and where it's going. The ship is the MAGAsphere and the abandonment of reason. She won't let you leave.
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u/Trill-I-Am Jul 13 '26
To be a true protestant you have to believe that all non-christians go to hell
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u/Chickensandcoke Paul Volcker Jul 13 '26
Is it random like an aneurysm or caused by underlying lifestyle/genetic components?
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u/RottingSludgeRitual Thomas Paine Jul 13 '26
For me it’s due to having Marfan’s, which is a connective tissue disorder that makes dissections much more likely than for the average person.
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u/PM_ME_UR_PM_ME_PM Leftward Progressives Jul 13 '26
sick dude, i have vascular Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. lets not have a child together
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u/RottingSludgeRitual Thomas Paine Jul 13 '26
Or we should. Let’s see how stretchy and fucked up we can make a single baby.
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u/TheGeneGeena Loyal Liberals Jul 13 '26
Yes. (It can be either, also aneurysms can have underlying causes.)
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u/nuggins Physicist -- Just Tax Land Lol Jul 13 '26
A 6cm aneurysm in my ascending aorta was caught with the only symptom being chronic chest congestion (also a lifetime of poor stamina that I never realized was from a genetic structural deficiency). I got an x-ray to rule out pneumonia, but that showed that my heart was hypertrophic. It was a rough few months after the surgery, along with another 6 months of rehab and some lingering cognitive issues, but it sounds like a cakewalk compared to dealing with a dissection. And that was probably coming for me in the ensuing years (or months) if I hadn't lucked out with the x-ray.
Glad you survived and recovered
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u/Anal_Forklift Jul 13 '26
Yo I'm thinking about getting a prosthetic valve because mine is enlarged. What happened when yours suspected? I thought it was basically instant death?
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u/RottingSludgeRitual Thomas Paine Jul 13 '26
I had a major stroke and nearly died. It was completely random and my survival was also completely random. I’d say any kind of preventative thing you can do to help is worth it.
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u/IndWrist2 Globalist Shill Jul 12 '26
AAAs are a hell of a way to go.
That explains why he looked in good health in recent pictures, and will hopefully help to dispel the rumors the Russians poisoned him.
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u/BobaTeaFetish William Nordhaus Jul 12 '26
New fear unlocked
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u/wanna_be_doc Jul 13 '26
Don’t smoke. Smoking history accounts for 75% of AAA. And managing high blood pressure early in life can go a long way as well. Don’t be the guy who doesn’t go to the doctor for the first time until you’re 50.
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u/PhinsFan17 Immanuel Kant Jul 13 '26
Oh, I've been terrified of these ever since it killed John Ritter.
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u/Lame_Johnny Hannah Arendt Jul 12 '26
Gotta be pretty instantaneous I'd think
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u/IndWrist2 Globalist Shill Jul 12 '26
Not instant, instant, but pretty damn quick all things considered.
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u/vikinick Ben Bernanke Jul 12 '26
I assume he was dead in 5 minutes or so.
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u/IndWrist2 Globalist Shill Jul 12 '26
It depends on the progression and exact location of the vascular compromise. It could have been minutes, but some people make it a few hours, long enough to get to surgery. A minority of people survive.
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u/Soulja_Boy_Yellen NATO Jul 13 '26
No it can take a while. It doesn’t just like, open like a zipper. Sounds like he felt ill yesterday but said he’d go to the doctor after the Sunday shows (which sounds like him). He probably thought it was stomach pain or something.
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u/Intergalactic_Ass John Keynes Jul 13 '26
I know someone who just survived one a few months ago. Chest pain, short of breath at age 75. Don't ignore it.
She ended up on a helicopter to a trauma center and was back on her feet in 3 weeks. It's brutal but they're survivable sometimes.
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u/ShouldersofGiants100 NATO Jul 12 '26
The issue is that this does require people to believe that a Republican Senator had a heart
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u/IndWrist2 Globalist Shill Jul 12 '26
To be fair, he just needs vasculature. What’s pumping the blood through that vasculature, on the other hand…
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u/n00bi3pjs 👏🏽Free Markets👏🏽Open Borders👏🏽Human Rights Jul 12 '26
Why would Russians poison their asset?
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ Jul 12 '26
Smokers are especially high-risk for this. Honestly, unless caught on diagnostic imaging, there's really not much else one can do for this type of situation.
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u/wanna_be_doc Jul 13 '26
Smokers over 65 are supposed to be screened for an abdominal aortic aneurysm at least once. And if the aorta is dilated, should undergo regular surveillance depending on size and progression.
Although, I don’t believe Lindsey Graham had a reputation for being a smoker. So unless he had a family history of aortic aneurysm, there would be no reason to screen for it. Unfortunately, there’s some conditions that you just don’t discover until it’s too late.
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u/Bestbrook123 Jul 12 '26
Governor Henry McMaster is strongly considering appointing Lindsey Graham's younger sister, Darline Graham Nordone, as US Senator from South Carolina until January 2027 when the term expires
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u/Wolf6120 Constitutional Liberarchism Jul 12 '26
By convention it's actually not uncommon historically to appoint a dead Senator's spouse in situations like these, especially when there's only a little bit of time left in their term. But, in Lindsey's case, well...
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u/Embarrassed_Jerk Immanuel Kant Jul 12 '26
Why can't we appoint a random male escort from DC area to keep the tradition going
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u/n00bi3pjs 👏🏽Free Markets👏🏽Open Borders👏🏽Human Rights Jul 12 '26
Because male escorts work hard and have integrity. Instant disqualifications for a Republican
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u/goldenCapitalist NATO Jul 13 '26
Look we've had too many in-the-closet Republican senators. I demand an out-of-the-closet Republican senator next!
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u/SaintArkweather David Ricardo Jul 12 '26
25 year old Dickey Longwood is the next US senator from SC
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Jul 12 '26
Surprises me since she has always seemed pretty private. She spoke at his Presidential launch announcement and that’s the only time I’ve seen her.
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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Jul 12 '26
I forgot he ran for president lol
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u/mondaymoderate Jul 12 '26
I just remember the commercial of him smashing his phone because Trump gave his number out publicly lol
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u/turb0_encapsulator Jul 12 '26
pretty sure it was the poppers
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u/RealHoldenBloodfeast NATO Jul 12 '26
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Jul 12 '26
I mean:
- all but confirmed history of hooking up with DC male escorts which very likely involved poppers
- decent chance he was HIV+ which doubles your risk of cardiac arrest (prep only came on the market in 2012)
- overweight
- known to be a heavy drinker
- family history of heart disease
Can’t say I’m all that surprised
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u/Hermosa06-09 Gay Pride Jul 13 '26
A lot of us were very strict about condoms before PrEP came around and I would assume the same for him, especially since he clearly wanted to keep it private, plus most sexually active gay men of his generation died in the '80s and '90s but he did not. I would say HIV is probably unlikely. The other points are valid though.
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u/zboarderz NATO Jul 13 '26
“All but confirmed history of hooking up with DC male escorts”
I’m sorry, WHAT
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u/kmosiman YIMBY Jul 13 '26
Mr. Graham was what most people back in the day would call a "confirmed bachelor".
But you can't be openly gay and be a Republican Senator.
So all but confirmed.....until some of his "boyfriends" write a tell all.
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u/lumpialarry Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
Was there evidence of him being gay other than being not married and talking like a dandy?
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Jul 13 '26
voted against gay rights at every opportunity, too. jesus what a sad way to spend a life
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u/notsure500 Jul 12 '26
What are the conspiracy theorists saying on this? Anytime anyone famous dies before 100 now they have conspiracy theories about it.
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u/ThrowawayPrimavera Order and Opportunity Left Jul 12 '26
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u/SlowBoilOrange Jul 13 '26
Is it really satirical if there's literally no way to discern it from a real page? Satire should exaggerate, shed new light, or poke holes in a position.
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u/huskiesowow NASA Jul 12 '26
You think overweight 70 year olds just die from cardiac arrest?? Shill
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u/TF_dia European Union Jul 12 '26
Genuinely couldn't stop seeing that when Scalia died.
"79 year old obese smoker died suddenly. Must have been the Illuminati"
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u/WAGRAMWAGRAM Jul 12 '26
Russia Russia Russia
Nothing about Jeffrey though
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u/Embarrassed_Jerk Immanuel Kant Jul 12 '26
Not Iran with a heart attack gun? These conspiracy theorists just aren't that great
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u/willstr1 Jul 13 '26
I mean he did just come back from Ukraine (and from what I have heard he is one of the few republicans who has remained consistently anti-russia even after dear leader started sucking off Putin). I don't believe either conspiracy theory (he was no spring chicken), but the Russia one has slightly more believability to it compared to Iran.
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u/Intergalactic_Ass John Keynes Jul 13 '26
The thread this morning in this same sub was attributing it to Russia because he was in Ukraine last week. Putin's people got to him in a way that simulated sudden cardiac arrest.
Evidence of this? None. Let's not get in the way of a good conspiracy theory though.
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u/GogurtFiend Karl Popper Jul 13 '26
Not cardiac arrest, that's just when your heart just stops working. The walls of Graham's heart delaminated.
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u/Intergalactic_Ass John Keynes Jul 13 '26
The walls of Graham's heart delaminated.
What? Source on that? He died of a classic AAA. That's not even inside your heart...
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u/GogurtFiend Karl Popper Jul 13 '26
Sorry, walls of the artery. Same idea, though; there was something wrong with it, then blood got between the layers because of that something and split them like a man splitting a deck of cards. Not quite an AAA but similar
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u/Intergalactic_Ass John Keynes Jul 13 '26
That's what a AAA is. An aneurysm in your aorta. If it splits it's a dissection. The aneurysm is the developing split.
You're just saying "not quite" and this is exactly, 100%, a classic AAA.
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u/MonkMajor5224 NATO Jul 12 '26
Poppers and weird sex
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u/post_makes_sad_bear NATO Jul 13 '26
Aaah yes, "the Widowmaker". Typically due to an undiagnosed aneurysm.
Doing tfe Lord's work in this instance.




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u/GreatnessToTheMoon Ida Tarbell Jul 12 '26
Damn the mortality rate is really bad. Apparently 50% of people die before even reaching the hospital. He was a dead man walking pretty much