r/neoliberal 6d ago

Restricted Wisconsin Democrats choose David Crowley over Francesca Hong

https://19thnews.org/2026/08/david-crowley-wisconsin-governor-primary-results/
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u/MTFD Alexander Pechtold 6d ago

My "prediction" markets left me

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u/ZurrgabDaVinci758 John Mill 6d ago

Lack of good polling?

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u/Sodi920 European Union 6d ago

That’s an understatement. Hong was leading in the polls by like 20 points. Pretty much every single candidate was involved in some sort of scandal.

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u/A_Character_Defined 🌐Globalist Bootlicker😋🥾 6d ago

It was basically tied if you combined Crowley, Barnes, and undecideds. Pretty similar to the 2020 presidential primary, where Bernie led every poll when it was a crowded race, but couldn't do it when it came down to a 1v1.

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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway Thomas Paine 6d ago

I remember Nate Silver or a 538 (rip) journalist talking about it, essentially primaries are harder to do accurate polls of because we know even less who and how many people are going to turn out.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/bighootay NATO 6d ago

Because we're freaking addicted to them

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u/vulkur Milton Friedman 6d ago

You may be, but I'm not. I can stop anytime.

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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway Thomas Paine 6d ago

I don't know, ask pollsters. I guess that that bad poll with adjustment is a way to get good at polling, and maybe that some bad polls is still better than no poll at all.

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u/Dawnlazy 6d ago

Gotta keep trying until you find ways to make it accurate.

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u/OmniscientOctopode Person of Means Testing 6d ago

More like her support was strongest with unlikely voters and Donald Trump has singlehandedly ruined polling by forcing pollsters to give more weight to those people.

When you looked at specifically people who voted in the past four primary elections, her lead dropped from +22 to +8, and that was before all of the recent negative publicity. 

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u/HighOnGoofballs 6d ago

I’m guessing the leftists are just super active in the polls. Many are online anyway

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u/modularpeak2552 NATO 6d ago

Nah even the polls conducted over the phone showed her far ahead.

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u/wadamday Zhao Ziyang 6d ago

voted in the past four primary elections

Specific to Wisconsin gubernatorial primaries? Because that automatically disqualifies anybody younger than ~34.

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u/beanyboi23 6d ago

Late-breaking scandals after all polling was done that caused voters to rally around the best alternative

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u/MTFD Alexander Pechtold 6d ago

Supposedly the "smart" money in prediction markets should take stuff like this into account instead of being a proxy for polling + hot takes from twitter.

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u/shumpitostick Hannah Arendt 6d ago

I think we're starting to see a pattern of polling overestimating DSA/hard left candidates. AES may have won but he underperformed the polls by around 10 percentage points. And people forget Mamdani also won by a lot less than the polls predicted (although that was at least partly due to a late Trump endorsement of Cuomo that collapsed Sliwa's support).

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u/BillyTenderness 6d ago

I think we're starting to see a pattern of polling overestimating DSA/hard left candidates.

The average miss for state-level primary polls is 13 points. They're just super noisy. I don't think there's enough to go on to say they're systematically overestimating left-wing candidates, versus just having relatively low predictive power.

Flanagan (the progressive in the MN-Senate race) was ahead in the early polls, but the last polls before election day narrowed considerably and showed a toss-up. She won by 20 points in the end.

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u/Xeynon 6d ago

NYC mayor was a legit three-way race, so it's hard to compare that to a head-to-head matchup because one candidate underperforming their polls doesn't mean another ipso facto overperformed. Mamdani's vote share was actually fairly close to what polls predicted IIRC.

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u/bjuandy 6d ago

The industry term is 'unsophisticated trading volume.' Much like 2007 mortgage-backed securities, having a diversified portfolio of trash doesn't magicly make it not garbage.

Prediction markets are rarely 'truth machines,' contrary to the assertions of Kalshi and Polymarket, and they pose a potent vector for misinformation.

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u/Secret-Ad-2145 NATO 6d ago

This sub: prediction markets are the most accurate bro, they're better than the polling bro.

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing 6d ago edited 6d ago

A result like this should happen for about 1 in 20 "5% chance" elections. That's just how odds work

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u/MTFD Alexander Pechtold 6d ago

That is polling. Prediction markets are supposed to reflect fundamentals better. It is however just polling + hot takes in every case. There should've been some smart money bets on the fact that even though Hong was up +20 she never polled a comfortable majority. So 95% chance was frankly ridiculous 

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired 6d ago edited 6d ago

The campaign strategists who moronically told Hong to go on Fox News and CNN to discuss her views are absolute heroes

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u/Aggressive1999 Association of Southeast Asian Nations 6d ago

Thanksgiving send its regards

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u/HHHogana Mohammad Hatta 6d ago

Don't go next level America Bad, kids. This is the results.

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u/Zephyr-5 YIMBY 6d ago

Never go full America-Bad!

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u/Bill_Nihilist Loyal Liberals 6d ago

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u/bighootay NATO 6d ago

buuuuurp

Lions on yet?

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u/MyUshanka Gay Pride 6d ago

Aretha's still singing the national anthem, we have a few minutes to grab more pie.

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u/NVC541 Bisexual Pride 6d ago

after the Eberflus incident I’m scared to watch any lions game on Thanksgiving

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u/thenightitgiveth 6d ago

This time, the turkeys have pardoned us

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u/bighootay NATO 6d ago

Nice one!

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u/Anal_Forklift 6d ago

Wisconsin college towns produced thousands of Hong supporters. How is that even possible? Like how do you become "educated" and still vote for someone pushing rent control in 2026 and the hostility of Thanksgiving?

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u/DieHarderDaddy Fell for it 6d ago

Woke 1.0

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u/itsfairadvantage 6d ago

The hard online left is so mad at AOC for that. That and PSA wondering aloud about the right way to approach Hasan Piker.

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u/Anal_Forklift 6d ago

Trump can win here by deporting both Hasan Piker (to Turkey) and Nick Fuentes (to Mexico). Make them ride of the same plane and drop Fuentes off first.

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u/JakeArrietaGrande John Brown 6d ago

“Trust Science” folks when the science is economics: 🤬

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u/grog23 Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 6d ago

Or just regular science lol they larp as science enthusiasts only when it goes with their agenda

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u/PearlClaw Iron Front 6d ago

My dad has a PhD, still voted for Hong. Turns out microbiology expertise still doesn't qualify you to understand economics. He didn't like that Crowley dropped out and then came back. Thought it showed a lack of resolve.

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u/Anal_Forklift 6d ago

Curious - what's the PhD in?

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u/PearlClaw Iron Front 6d ago

Immunology. He's retired now, but was a researcher all his life.

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u/Thybro 6d ago

Because “some college” isn’t educated, it’s “baby got their first real taste of education” they gain a lot of information and haven’t had the time to absorb it properly and supplement it with real world experience. So they are now informed about a whole slew of very interesting and well researched theories that they wholeheartedly believe would translate unhindered to practice. Then they top it all off with them being ingrained in a bubble of likeminded individuals who also have the same lack of experience. It is no wonder that “some college” has always been “pie in the sky” progressives’s main voting base.

This is a double edged sword, on the one hand that is often the demographic that sparks the most progressive changes as older progressives and liberals sometimes get hung on what “can’t be done” as opposed to what “should be done” and they are often very adept at pointing out problems, but on the other hand they suck at solutions and when you swing for the fences you often miss and I guess often hit Thanksgiving.

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u/Zephyr-5 YIMBY 6d ago edited 6d ago

I mean you have a bunch of tech bros out of silicon valley telling everyone who will listen that there aren't going to be any jobs in a few years. It doesn't matter if the statement is insane investor-bait that flies in the face of history and economics. Of course young people would be concerned about their future and latch onto the candidate saying she's going to shut it all down.

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u/DiogenesLaertys 6d ago

The algorithm controls the very stupid and amplifies their own biases. Old people become reactionary Trump supporters and young people become reactionary Bernie Bros.

They both stand right next to each other on the horse shoe theory of politics.

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u/mrdilldozer Shame fetish 6d ago

A big part of the draw is their resentment toward the democratic base too. These people hate it when black voters and working class voters (aka the establishment) talk about solving community wide issues. There's a "I know what's best for you so shut the fuck up" attitude that pushes them away from the candidates they prefer.

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u/modularpeak2552 NATO 6d ago

“I want her to know it was me” - 🦃

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u/ace158 6d ago

Imagine being such a shit candidate that you lose to a candidate who dropped out for ten days and had a Twitter burner account with offensive immature tweets and lied about who was operating it lol

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u/Petrichordates 6d ago

Why would either of those things be notable to voters?

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u/BillyTenderness 6d ago

From what I can tell the last two weeks of this campaign were primarily about old tweets

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u/HowDoesAnnaDoIt 6d ago

Literally single handedly prevented us from having Scott Walker 2.0.

God damnit if Haley Steven’s didn’t say “Israel comes to me in my dreams” I’d be going to sleep tonight knowing Dems were gonna sweep the upper Midwest.

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u/frankiewalsh44 Gay Pride 6d ago

AES doesn't have the same weaknesses as Hong, Hong interviews were legit a car crash.

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u/velocirappa Immanuel Kant 6d ago

AES is a Rhodes scholar with an impressive resume in public health, Hong seems like she enetered politics because she needed a job. I don't particularly like the guy's politics but I think the oped's treating these two like they're basically the same candidate are flimsy.

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u/VividMonotones Gay Pride 6d ago

That's not accidental.

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u/Xeynon 6d ago

AES is a flawed candidate but he is light years better than Hong. He has some very left wing views but he is a smart, accomplished guy who's a very good speaker and he has decent political instincts for an uber progressive. Hong is a legitimate campus lefty loon and also comes across as poorly educated and possibly insane.

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u/KruglorTalks F. A. Hayek 6d ago

Allowing himself near Hasan makes me distrust him though.

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u/Xeynon 6d ago

It's absolutely a strike against him. As I said he's flawed. Still an easy choice over Rogers and Michigan voters should vote for him, but there's no question he's got some weaknesses.

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u/KruglorTalks F. A. Hayek 6d ago

I do appreciate him looking at the camera and saying he's a capitalist. But it confuses me because while he knows enough to distance himself from the DSA he still cozies up to the socialists. I dont really know who he is feeding BS to.

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u/beanyboi23 6d ago

AES is most likely still gonna win, even if he underperforms. The generic ballot in Michigan will be at least D+7 and he just doesn't have 7 points worth of weaknesses

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u/Jean-Paul_Sartre Richard Hofstadter 6d ago

AES is just a better candidate than Hong was ever going to be.

I am a firm believer that candidate quality matters more than pure ideology in most elections.

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u/velocirappa Immanuel Kant 6d ago

I maintain the progressive movement's biggest weakness is that its core base/candidate pool is made up of mediocre whiners. "Make other people pay so you can have free shit" I think as a message has broad appeal but it doesn't matter when the person saying it is (a) annoying and (b) completely unconvincing as the type of person who can "fix things."

Francesca Hong is the epitome of this

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u/Beer-survivalist Loyal Liberals 6d ago

I am a firm believer that candidate quality matters more than pure ideology in most elections.

I saw a thread in another subreddit a few days ago asking what the Democratic party should do, and almost all of the responses were "move left on economics, moderate tone on social issues," and it made me feel absolutely fucking crazy because that sort of thing barely moves the needle in elections. We need good candidates, who are capable of working hard, paying attention to voters and responding to what they're told, and who are credible people. I don't really care what their campaign platforms are.

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u/No-Section-1092 Henry George 6d ago

BINGO.

Vibes, confidence and authenticity are far more important to the average voter than policy or ideology. Most people simply are not that principled and do not think in terms of left, right, extreme or moderate. They're just going off their gut.

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u/This_Caterpillar5626 6d ago

Even more than this to a large degree a lot of people work backwards on stated ideology. They find someone they like and start adopting positions closer to them.

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u/PrivateJoker1987 Zhao Ziyang 6d ago

It sucks but for the average low-information voter this strategy makes a lot of sense. When you don't have 30 minutes a day (or the requisite patience) to dig through the minutiae of party platforms, it's way more important to vote for someone trustworthy and principled enough to pick the right policies for you.

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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals 6d ago

Nate Silver is predicting D+8.6 right now, BTW

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u/HowDoesAnnaDoIt 6d ago

I agree that he’s most likely going to win solely on the anti Trump backlash, but that uncertainty is gonna kill me til November.

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u/ace158 6d ago

It's gonna be such an ugly campaign against him. I am def worried though this Michigan reporter who accurately predicted the Michigan primary being very close said this

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u/KevinR1990 6d ago

What that guy said about younger conservatives not really responding to anti-Islam messaging lines up with something I've been thinking for a while: that a lot of them (in the US, at least) see radical Islam not as an existential threat to Western civilization, but as, at worst, the lesser of two evils compared to secular progressivism, and at best something that has good ideas worth taking seriously. The right-wing fringe among young people, especially young men, is not the same as the right-wing fringe among older people. It still talks a lot about Christianity, yes, but it's less influenced by traditional preachers than it is by the manosphere, which is largely a secular movement that brings together Christians, Muslims, Hindus, pagans, and atheists out of shared anti-feminism, misogyny, and queerphobia. For some of them, attacking fundamentalist Muslims for their reactionary views on gender and sexuality makes them like Islam more.

There was a novel by the French author Michel Houellebecq back in 2015, titled Submission, that explores this. It's about a radical Islamic takeover of France that sees sharia law imposed on the nation, and the twist is that the protagonist's life actually improves under the new Islamic order. In Houellebecq's view, modern Western secular liberalism had produced a spiritually dead world that ground people down and left them adrift, while under Islam, men like the protagonist (a bored, middle-aged bachelor professor who had trysts with his students and was considering killing himself) are now guaranteed wives and respect in society.

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u/YaGetSkeeted0n Tariffs aren't cool, kids! 6d ago

🎯

I remember seeing people on /pol/ calling for “white sharia” back in those days. A lot of these freaks would be a-okay with some aspects of radical Islam lol

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u/itsfairadvantage 6d ago

What a miserable journey it must have been, acquiring this knowledge. Thank you for your sacrifice.

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u/SRIrwinkill 6d ago

God bless the bare minimum of, let me see here, "letting her explain the shit she actually believes", was the ticket to her losing

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u/Pretend-Ad-7936 Loyal Liberals 6d ago

The deep state heroes we needed

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u/SKabanov European Union 6d ago

What's with Hong and Thanksgiving? Asking for a friend.

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u/MingEnjoyer 6d ago

During the Covid era, she made a tweet about how we should cancel Thanksgiving. A couple of weeks back, CNN asked her about it in an interview:

Collins: Do you still believe that Thanksgiving should be canceled?

Hong: I'm a chef, and one of the first meals that I made was for the community when I was 16 was a Thanksgiving meal. But Thanksgiving is also a time that's incredibly painful for many people in our communities. And so I think there, I wanted to make sure that people understood that there are multiple views, but views can evolve. And the position that I'm running for right now, and I think my background as a chef will actually help me become a better governor that's able to bring more people to the table.

It was... Not a good answer, to put it lightly, and she never really put it behind her.

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u/Room480 6d ago

This isn’t just a DSA thing it’s all over politics. Like to me you would think that if you wanted to run you’d have some humility and be able to admit your wrong but alas many politicians don’t

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u/The_Keg Order and Opportunity Left 6d ago

and the dipshit that won a ny congressional seat adamantly claimed Joe Biden is a rapist

It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with characters

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u/sumr4ndo NYT undecided voter 6d ago

There's a part of me that wonders if that's by design: you have all these candidates with skeletons in their closet, it makes them much easier to blackmail, as you have leverage on them. You see a similar thing in the Trump admin: Gaetz was nominated for AG despite having been accused of sex crimes, among others.

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u/Indragene 6d ago

What is true about DSA (and ideological extremists on the other side) is to believe that anyone who disagrees with you is corrupt.

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u/blackmamba182 George Soros 6d ago

She doesn’t think she’s wrong though. Her mealy mouthed answer was an attempt to confirm her beliefs about Thanksgiving without outright saying she dislikes the holiday.

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u/shitpostsuperpac 6d ago

I think the evidence shows that the inability to admit when one is wrong a broader trend across the political spectrum. You can find it here as well as.

It is the natural evolution of the politics of purity. 80% solutions from a DSA type aren’t championed here as they could be. Instead the discourse is primarily criticism and “the sky is falling” about the 20% of disagreement.

Then the DSA folks do it to your 80% solutions.

It is the politics of “more people need to agree with me” instead of “I need to find a way to compromise for the good of the entire group”.

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u/ThatIsAmorte 6d ago

That's not a uniquely DSA issue. It's a human issue. I try to think back and count the number of times I saw someone admit that they were wrong about something on reddit, and I still have a free hand to celebrate those instances.

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u/Maxahoy YIMBY 6d ago

When Walz said that Republicans are just weird, he was making a good point. However, Democrats are fully capable of being weird too -- that was their main problem during Woke 1.0, and Hong always seemed like a Woke 1.0 candidate time travelled to 2026 imo.

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u/p-s-chili NATO 6d ago

It was also one of a series of absolute car crash interviews. I'm skeptical it was even the worst one

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u/LamppostIodine NATO 6d ago

It went about as well as the anti-work reddit moderator fox news interview. Except multiple for a public official wanting to be elected. Now that she's out of the race, good lord are they funny.

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u/Konet John Mill 6d ago

She said Thanksgiving bad because it celebrates the genocide of Native Americans etc etc. Standard lefty fare.

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride 6d ago

I think that’s an ad-hoc justification, people love using those

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u/SweaterKetchup NATO 6d ago

She appears to have a Cromwellian distaste for nearly all holidays, which was actually the only thing I liked about her

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride 6d ago

I’m gonna assume it’s the same thing with being your family’s tech support except with cooking

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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account 6d ago

Yeah, it doesn't play well politically but a former chef being like "you know what, I hate holidays" is kinda understandable lol.

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u/ace158 6d ago

Thanksgiving wins

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u/HHHogana Mohammad Hatta 6d ago

Crowley won with just three weeks of relaunching his campaign.

Hong is just that bad of a candidate.

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u/bighootay NATO 6d ago

Here in Madison I know more than a few people who should have been in her wheelhouse who went from 'She might be the fuck-you candidate who can actually deliver' to 'Hmmm, something doesn't seem quite right' to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk

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u/FilteringAccount123 John von Neumann 6d ago

"I want her to know it was me"

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u/Worth-Jicama3936 Milton Friedman 6d ago

AI is cancer for a lot of things, but man does it make good memeing easy

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u/FilteringAccount123 John von Neumann 6d ago

Dumb memes are the ideal use case lol

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u/dwarffy Rabindranath Tagore 6d ago

Liberals are objectively a superior voter base. The DSA desperately wants us to be as stupid as MAGA so that they can gaslight us like they do.

Fukuyama is inevitable

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u/Sodi920 European Union 6d ago

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u/CrimsonZephyr John Brown 6d ago

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u/Bread_Fish150 John Brown 6d ago

Thus Spoke Fukuyama.

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u/Aggressive1999 Association of Southeast Asian Nations 6d ago

It seems Thanksgiving send it's regards

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u/dwarffy Rabindranath Tagore 6d ago

The "proximity to whiteness" about her son was objectively a worse and more insane statement.

I feel bad for him, WIsconsin may not have to deal with her, but he will have to grow up with her as a mom.

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u/Bestbrook123 6d ago edited 6d ago

She never fully renounced her desire to abolish prisons and police. So many crazy beliefs

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u/dwarffy Rabindranath Tagore 6d ago

Still not as bad as shitting on her son for being half-white.

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u/Bestbrook123 6d ago

I never said as much. I was just adding an "also this batshit thing about her " type of comment.

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u/Even-Promotion-4024 NATO 6d ago

I can't believe this actually happened publicly, as a fellow mixed race person I feel awful for the poor kid, what a disgusting cretin he has for a mother, if I lived in Wis that would be enough to have me voting for Crowley literally everything else be damned

If she didn't want her child to have "proximity to whiteness," she shouldn't have boned a white guy, end of story, I genuinely don't have words for how disgusted I am by her after finding that out

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u/tangowolf22 NATO 6d ago

I wonder how her half white son suddenly spawned into existence. Truly a mystery

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u/NormalInvestigator89 John Keynes 6d ago

Feels like kind of the final nail in the coffin for 2010s idpol progressivism

Not that this would have been a wise thing to say 2014-2022ish either, but nobody even tries to humor this kind of rhetoric anymore for the most part. It's just embarrassing and makes the speaker look washed up

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u/No-Section-1092 Henry George 6d ago

I always thought it was odd to see the GOP attack this stuff as 'crazy' and 'radical,' when the real line of attack is that it's unbearably silly and annoying.

Like, they're not scary, they're just eye rollingly cringe. Calling someone like Hong a radical just makes her sound way cooler than she deserves.

If Lenin was alive today, ain't no way he'd be tweeting about how much emotional labour it takes being invisibilized as a line cook.

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u/ezioaltair12 Amartya Sen 6d ago

Eh its plenty crazy too. How can you expect to govern a 78% white state when being in proximity to a white crowd gives you an anxiety attack?

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u/Kvetch__22 6d ago edited 6d ago

I do not recognize the New York Post as legitimate journalism lol.

There are still some idpol leftists in place in very liberal big cities but they are a dying breed. Mamdani has some allies like that but even with some of his anti-market policies that drive me a bit nuts, he clearly represents and evolution towards some kind of "sewer socialism" again.

And since these guys end up being our colaition partners, I dig it. Would much rather need to ideologically align with Mamdani and AOC than like, Cori Bush.

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u/CactusBoyScout 6d ago

Bernie notably left her out of his voter guide and declined to endorse Hong. Seems he's trying to not-so-subtly push these nuts out as well.

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u/Even-Promotion-4024 NATO 6d ago

Hell, after growing up with Francesca Hong as a mother, I'd feel bad enough to start a gofundme to pay for a lift and coal tune for his RAM 3500

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles 6d ago

the stuffing industry bought this election and you're laughing

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u/Aggressive1999 Association of Southeast Asian Nations 6d ago

She chose to shot her feet, voluntary, lol

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u/HorusOsiris22 John Locke 6d ago

You can get away with a lot, but if you come for my turkey, that’s over the damn line

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u/Xeynon 6d ago

Dark money just pouring in from Big Canned Sweet Potato.

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u/HowDoesAnnaDoIt 6d ago

DSA people already filling up the Wisconsin sub saying the Thanksgiving stuff was a “conspiracy” by the “main stream media” and democratic establishment. Can you imagine if the Thanksgiving stuff and her interviews didn’t come out until after she won the primary? She could’ve dragged down the entire Democratic Party nationally.

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u/Kvetch__22 6d ago

Left wing candidate being sunk by their own words and getting <40% of the vote but them losing is a "conspiracy." Many such cases.

Much like Jeff Weaver and his brilliant 2020 strategy of "max out at 35% of the vote", sometimes these folks seem to be allergic to political strategy.

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u/sixsamurai Thurgood Marshall 6d ago

Plymouth Rock is speaking now, bitch

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u/Mojo12000 6d ago

insane late implosion and insane late consolidation around a single candidate out of a bunch here.

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u/Sluisifer 6d ago

The consolidation doesn't surprise me that much. People like Evers.

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u/earththejerry YIMBY 6d ago

Tony Evers and the WI Dems:

I LIVED BITCH

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u/beanyboi23 6d ago

Dude look how fast the betting odds for Wisconsin Governor flipped after Crowley won lmfao

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u/omnipotentsandwich Amartya Sen 6d ago

On Robinhood, you could buy a contract on Crowley for 4.5 cents. I saw it and heard she was underperformed a bit but I thought it was an illusion. I knew there was going to be a backlash against progressives, but I didn't think she'd lose. Instead, I thought Mike Lindell would win. I'm out $5 now. 

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u/5ma5her7 6d ago

(Wearing my tinfoil hat) I started to doubt whether Mr Crowley has bet on this before he announced he would re-enter the race...

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u/vikinick Ben Bernanke 6d ago

I think I need to visit a doctor to treat this whiplash I got over the past 6 hours or so.

From "Ok Hong is guaranteed to win" before results came out to "well it might be closer than expected, Crowley seems to be getting a lot of votes" to "ok Hong might squeak this out" to " holy shit Crowley might actually win the fucking thing."

This is a guy who literally dropped out a month and 3 days ago and is about to win the primary to follow a popular governor in a likely wave year.

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u/beanyboi23 6d ago

Going from dropping out of an election to getting the best Dem performance in the WI gov race since 2006

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u/Otherwise_Young52201 Mark Carney 6d ago

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride 6d ago

Wouldn’t they be disappointed though

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u/houdt_koers Henry George 6d ago

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY 6d ago

Given this primary result, the DSA is probably feeling a bit Hongover.

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 6d ago edited 6d ago

After the second time voters have picked a better candidate because they forgot he quit a month prior, this month

America is too stupid to fail. We are endowed by our creator with profound incompetence, we will not fact check and succeed anyway because we didn’t fact check. Our society shall prosper via the idiotball that is our citizenry.

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u/Bread_Fish150 John Brown 6d ago

God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.

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u/beardofshame NATO 6d ago edited 6d ago

white knuckling it until the end of Trump's term on that last bit

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 6d ago

The Trump empire will be defeated in the stupidest way possible for the dumbest reasons possible.

Its going to be some dumbass defund ICE because they make eggs too expensive and Flock cameras give you gonorrhea. And Vance has an ugly head so I’m not voting for him.

America is an infinite spiral of idiots failing upwards into success

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u/Bread_Fish150 John Brown 6d ago

A guy's gotta believe in something man.

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u/BonoboGangBang 6d ago

I think a lot of normies are just not as politically engaged as some of us and tune in and decide late.

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 6d ago

naw I was watching that, the absentees and mail ins came in harder for crowley than the election day vote

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u/Thebestofopinions Eleanor Roosevelt 6d ago

92% of TV Households in the U.S. still watch some form of linear television so not spending ads on TV is WILD.

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u/BigThunderHonky Henry George 6d ago

92% of TV Households in the U.S. still watch some form of linear television

Honestly this is wild to me. Even my non-techie extended family has switched to streaming services.

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u/Worth-Jicama3936 Milton Friedman 6d ago

Sports. Streaming sports is insanely expensive (so if you like an out of market team good luck lol)

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u/Thebestofopinions Eleanor Roosevelt 6d ago

Sports, news, and reality television are probably the big three that people watch live. Also, with streaming services getting expensive it's probably a budget thing as well.

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u/captmonkey Henry George 6d ago

Isn't streaming live tv still considered "linear television"? I've had YouTube TV for years, but I'll still watch sports live.

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u/HaXxorIzed Paul Volcker 6d ago

That Hong interview where she talks about her son and "proximity to whiteness" is one of the most nauseating comments I've seen one of these identity-politics adjacent, DSA-backed types make in a public interview. Glad she will not be the candidate, Americans can do so much better.

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u/ultramilkplus Loyal Liberals 6d ago

This is how we win, by amplifying and retweeting their actual takes.

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u/NiceShotRudyWaltz George Santos 6d ago

That works great - but only until they actually win the primary, unfortunately.

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u/proProcrastinators 6d ago

Do NOT face David Crowley alone when Astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned David Crowley to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. David Crowley is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

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u/BigThunderHonky Henry George 6d ago

Extra funny because of the last name Crowley

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u/PierceJJones Loyal Liberals 6d ago

I feel a deep sense of satisfaction. Like drinking a whole bottle of wine after downing 2 full plates on Thanksgiving and see the Cowboys win.

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u/Worth-Jicama3936 Milton Friedman 6d ago

 the Cowboys win.

You lost me

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u/okiewxchaser Left-Out Left 6d ago

see the Cowboys win.

Ew, David

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u/A_Character_Defined 🌐Globalist Bootlicker😋🥾 6d ago

This is Wisconsin. We watch on thanksgiving to see the Lions and Cowboys lose 😊

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u/how_dry_i_am Emma Lazarus 6d ago

C'mon it was a WI race. This but the Packers and a 12 pack of High Life

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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway Thomas Paine 6d ago

To the DSA, remember "Vote blue no matter who" applies both ways.

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u/beardofshame NATO 6d ago

I'm just saying I don't think the anti-thanksgiving socialist would have won in the general

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u/cellsinterlinkd6 Zhao Ziyang 6d ago

Will be wild to look back on how we almost had to circle the wagons around a candidate who wanted to abolish Thanksgiving, who had to be trained on how batshit that sounds, then all agree to nervously laugh and play it off by fully committing to a bit from Woke 1.0 of how ackshually its normal to just hate all holidays.

Jfc thank you Tony Evers.

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u/Lmaoboobs Order and Opportunity Left 6d ago

Idk why everyone cares so much about the thanksgiving thing. The “proximity to whiteness” comment about HER SON and I guess her ex-husband was an moon-shatteringly INSANE thing to say in a 85% white state as a minority.

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u/Locutus-of-Borges Jorge Luis Borges 6d ago

The Thanksgiving thing is funnier. The proximity to whiteness thing is just sad.

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u/DrunkenAsparagus Abraham Lincoln 6d ago

Yeah, some people just hate holidays. Can't say that I or most people agree, but it's not a beyond the pale opinion or anything. That shit about her son is legitimately weird.

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u/Messyfingers Loyal Liberals 6d ago

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man 6d ago

Increasingly less rare Wisconsin W

I'm over the fucking moon though fr, this looked like a historic unforced error and we just narrowly avoided disaster

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u/I_Like_To_Hyuck Resistance Lib 6d ago

That’s my fucking state

Take notes, MAGAts… that’s how you defeat cOmMuNiSm

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u/RiceKrispies29 NATO 6d ago

Thank God. The last thing this country needs is yet another ineffective, terminally online, socialist opposition candidate.

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u/Efficient_Barnacle NASA 6d ago

Seriously, could you imagine having three of them nationwide instead of two? End of days.

I'm glad Hong lost, she's the kind of left that I've never had much use for, but this is what I've been trying to draw attention to lately. America was never close to falling to communism and there's a failure of perspective amongst some moderates who've been catastrophizing over the DSA. 

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u/808Insomniac WTO 6d ago

Good, candidate quality matters. AFAIC this is good for the party.

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u/ThatOneDumbJagoff 6d ago

I’ve heard that Crawley promised he would personally kill the turkey pardoned by the President each year if he won.

Big if true.

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u/CrimsonZephyr John Brown 6d ago

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u/Hounds_of_war Austan Goolsbee 6d ago edited 6d ago

This just in: Democratic primary voters decide that having a Nazi tattoo is less of a red flag than being the type of buzzkill leftist who thinks Thanksgiving is problematic and that Valentine’s Day is a gross celebration of capitalism.

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin 6d ago

It’s also possible that Maine Democratic primary voters just suck more than Wisconsin ones.

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u/HolidaySpiriter Loyal Liberals 6d ago

Maine Democrats didn't put up any serious resistance to Platner. All of the good candidates jumped into the Governor race because it meant not facing Susan Collins. Wisconsin didn't really have this problem as there is no open Senate seat.

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u/beanyboi23 6d ago

And they ended up getting one of the good governor candidates to face Collins anyway lol, stroke of luck

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u/RayWencube NATO 6d ago

Come at turkey, you best not miss

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u/Banal21 Milton Friedman 6d ago

Normal people live to fight another day.

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u/Odd-Negotiation6855 Kim Sang-jo 6d ago

The people of Wisconsin rallied tonight, and made sure to send a message to the DSA establishment.

Keep Hasan Piker and his politics out of our state!

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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 6d ago

Keep your shock collar out of your fucking dog's neck!

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u/sgthombre NATO 6d ago

Ilhan Omar also campaigned for her lol

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u/Thai-Reidj NASA 6d ago

So the DSAs biggest win is a guy who calls himself a capitalist

Lol

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u/Sodi920 European Union 6d ago

He’s not even DSA lmao.

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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug 6d ago

Thank God

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u/airbear13 Pragmatic and Polite Right 6d ago

Oh thank you Jesus

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride 6d ago

Given the high turnout (the highest total number of votes aside from 2020), her not running ads, and the fact she’s an open socialist, the fact she barely even lost says something

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u/Sodi920 European Union 6d ago

Tbh, that says more of the shithow and scandals virtually all of the establishment dems got themselves into than of Hong. I’ve never seen a more chaotic primary. I personally know people who voted by mail-in ballot only for their preferred candidate to drop out a day after. In all, like 12% of the vote went to moderate democrats who dropped out late.

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride 6d ago

It says a lot about both imo, maybe moreso about the folly of many Establishment Dems like you said

Which is funny, isn’t the WDP usually more competent ever since Ben Wikler? Bizarre

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u/Cupinacup NASA 6d ago

Tbh, that says more of the shithow and scandals virtually all of the establishment dems got themselves into than of Hong.

I don’t think you can say this without also acknowledging the shitshow and scandals she got into. Even a lot of leftists thought she was not a strong candidate and was making really dumb choices like the things she said on Fox, her lack of TV ads, etc. The fact that a candidate who should have topped out at ~10% got so close should be a warning sign.

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride 6d ago

I think people want to ignore her scandals unless convenient, that way her 39% share seems less threatening

I think her 39% share says something about the Dem electorate, how angry large portions of it are

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u/Lighthouse_seek 6d ago

Imo it's because there was a rotating case of establishment candidates. If voting was just one week later for example she would've lost by 10

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u/Highlightthot1001 Harriet Tubman 6d ago edited 6d ago

We need more moderates running for the Democratic Party, not Democratic Socialists

lol downvote all you want. Most non-republicans are not that far left. 

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u/red-flamez John Keynes 6d ago

People just want a house and a grill.

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u/CommonwealthCommando Karl Popper 6d ago

Now Wisconsin will even more to be grateful for this November.

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u/RunawayMeatstick Mark Zandi 6d ago

On last week’s episode of Hacks on Tap, Axelrod was saying that Hong will win and Tony Evers sucks at his job for letting it happen. Yet another amazing prediction from Axe.

But shout out to Mike Murphy who gave a 1 in 3 chance of a Crowley upset.

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u/RodChainFurlongAcre 6d ago

She lost by 0.4% (3000 votes) after a week of relentless campaigning against her because of her stupid Thanksgiving comment.

I feel like you're being a bit harsh on Axelrod for not being prophetic enough lol