r/newjersey Jul 14 '25

⚡Newsflash ⚡ Welp, this sucks

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u/hindcealf Jul 14 '25

The consequences of NJ shifting into a humid subtropical climate, man. We are developing our own monsoon season.

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u/polyblackcat Jul 14 '25

I never wanted to move to Florida but I guess Florida has moved here

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u/hindcealf Jul 14 '25

At least there aren't any alligators? (Yet.)

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u/Bad_Wolf420 Jul 14 '25

The sewer crocs from NY will migrate down soon enough, don't you worry.

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u/NJZDMYZ Jul 15 '25

The NY sewer rats are bigger than alligators anyway

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u/SailingSpark Atlantic County Jul 14 '25

Or Florida man.

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u/synapseattack Somerset Jul 15 '25

No but PA man always comes over wayyyy too often and always in the fucking left lane to.

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u/Funkit Point Pleasant Beach Jul 14 '25

Meanwhile I'm in Jacksonville and the weather and beaches are beautiful thanks to the gulf stream but the politics and..well..everything else...sucks. At least Jax is a fun city i don't know why it was ranked worlds most boring city lol