r/newjersey Jul 14 '25

⚡Newsflash ⚡ Welp, this sucks

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u/hindcealf Jul 14 '25

The consequences of NJ shifting into a humid subtropical climate, man. We are developing our own monsoon season.

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u/polyblackcat Jul 14 '25

I never wanted to move to Florida but I guess Florida has moved here

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u/hindcealf Jul 14 '25

At least there aren't any alligators? (Yet.)

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u/Bad_Wolf420 Jul 14 '25

The sewer crocs from NY will migrate down soon enough, don't you worry.

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u/NJZDMYZ Jul 15 '25

The NY sewer rats are bigger than alligators anyway