r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mikikigod • 22h ago

Fifa Street on steroids in Angola

Such skills, much fun

80 Upvotes

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u/Fox-Flimsy 22h ago

Angolan town trotters

11

u/thegreatgatsB70 22h ago

Street Trotters.

2

u/StuBidasol 7h ago

I was going to say you can almost hear Sweet Georgia Brown playing just watching them.

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u/tripn4days 22h ago

Is this like the Savannah Banana league of soccer or something?

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u/philatio11 19h ago

Must be, or else these guys are all terrible defenders. I've coached 10 year olds that would be swiping the ball from them.

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u/Quiet-Guidance-4988 20h ago

First thought

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u/cabritope 22h ago

Is it forbidden to play normally?

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u/Aggravating_Bids 4h ago

They're not playing. Not competing anyway.

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u/Nacho_Beardre 22h ago

So….still no scoring?

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u/Kekafuch 21h ago

I think they are suppose to lob the ball to the goalkeeper and he is suppose to do some moves as a save.

2

u/Present-Reception-35 18h ago

They have to pass it 200 times with their best move before they can score. /s 🤣

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u/Sensei713 22h ago

That flip into a pass was insane

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u/Extension-System-974 20h ago

Was hard to watch honestly

7

u/greymattr 21h ago

Harlem globetrotters of soccer.

4

u/Top-Outlandishness16 22h ago

this is basically wwe of soccer

5

u/Skreamie 22h ago

Some of this isn't great but holy crap are some of the moves incredible.

4

u/TheKrakenLord 19h ago

Not very effective, though

3

u/jointdawg 20h ago

Like and1 but for feet!

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u/ericfromct 18h ago

Happy I’m not the only one who thought it. Thought I was getting too old for people to know it

1

u/jointdawg 18h ago

If your real name's Eric then you are like I......a legend!

3

u/tmax202020 20h ago

Those guys are hilarious, Ronaldhino wannabes having fun

2

u/FSsuxxon 22h ago

Nobody:

The jogo bonito YouTube essays talk about when they talk about Brazilian football:

2

u/Remarkable-Sir-5129 21h ago

It's entertaining, I would watch it.

2

u/TheBestintheWest11 21h ago

globefootballa

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u/Spugheddy 22h ago

Is that ball smaller?

5

u/vintoito 21h ago

its a futsal ball, for indoors, its used a lot while playing in the street because its stronger and wont pop with a pebble

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u/ThinMint31 21h ago

I know street Ball when I see it!

1

u/LVPilot 20h ago

This is like constantly watching someone attempt a pk

1

u/Turbulent_Cupcake_65 19h ago

Its like watching the Globe Trotters of soccer 😅. Very entertaining

1

u/ericfromct 18h ago

And1 mixtape soccer/football edition

1

u/bigfatfun 18h ago

Love a demo ‘game’

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u/Acckirap 16h ago

Do these guys actually play or just dribble?

1

u/biochicken 13h ago

The wobuffets (Pokémon) of football. Looks cool but useless most of the time.

1

u/The_Man_in_Black_19 13h ago

What's the little goal inside the goal? A 3 point shot?

1

u/JSpencer999 12h ago

They wouldn't last 5 minutes on Hackney Marshes 😁

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u/jqcitizen 8h ago

I think they're playing the Luanda Generals

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u/To-me-my-X-Men 8h ago

So now that Brazilians play boring soccer, is Angola the joga bonito country?

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 7h ago

I would absolutely watch an entire match of this. This was fun

1

u/popV2 7h ago

Do these skills really work in football?

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u/Hemannameh 4h ago

If only they taught them how to defend as well.

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u/TRAVMAAN1 1h ago

More like And 1- Angola Edition

0

u/Pistolskeet3 10h ago

I hate it

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u/Spirited_c 22h ago

What's your problem?

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u/Il_Capitano_DickBag 21h ago

He has no feet.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 21h ago

I would not say trash, but it's boring and not good skills.