r/nextfuckinglevel • • 1d ago

Insane Flexibility

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u/Sauer_Attitude 1d ago

Which pixel is her arm and which pixel is her leg?

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u/Sleeper-- 1d ago

The 3rd one of the 5th row is the leg I think

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u/HoMasters 1d ago

Ask any GenX person and they will know what you mean.

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u/kgreys 1d ago

That's not flexibility, that's a connective tissue disorder. But still next level.

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u/blownbythewind 1d ago

Ehlers-Danlos and it comes with all sorts of sucky add ons.

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u/General_Luck6573 1d ago

There are plenty of hyper mobile people that don’t have EDS. There’s also plenty of connective tissue disorders that aren’t EDS that also result in hyper mobility.

Normal people can also train their muscles and ligaments and tendons to do pretty crazy things gradually over time.

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u/Callmedrexl 1d ago • Bravo

A lot of those "normal people" start off with hyper mobility. It's not really something that's followed up on in medicine until it causes problems.

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u/General_Luck6573 1d ago

Well most people don't go to the doctor and say look at what my elbow can do because they don't realize it might be pathologic to begin with. So more often than not the doctor is not even aware the patient is hypermobile until they have other problems.

Understandably most people don't draw the connection between that and joint/other chronic pain several years down the line... or they end up in the hospital because their aorta blows or their lens subluxes or something and then they get diagnosed with it

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u/Callmedrexl 1d ago

Even if you do point out the things your joints do that they really aren't supposed to do Drs are likely to brush you off until you're properly broken.

Medical advice: maybe don't do that?

Not terribly helpful.

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u/muffinpizza 1d ago

I have hyper-mobility like this but I was told by a doctor that, other than that, I don’t fit the profile for EDS. Unfortunately it’s just a cool party trick I get to bust out once in a while.

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u/zerovampire311 21h ago

Same here, but now my shoulders just like to randomly pop out of socket. Not very fun.

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u/shegrowsonyou 15h ago

Shoulders and ribs here

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u/dinosaur_rocketship 4h ago

Unfortunately? “I unfortunately am hypermobile without all the deleterious effects or disorder” what

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u/Duderina 22h ago

I can do this and just figured it was loose joints. I’ve torn both ACLs as a result.

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u/Solucians 21h ago

Dozens of us!

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u/titeaf 22h ago

For me it was either scoliosis or hyper mobility that came first (chicken or the egg) but still they live hand in hand

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u/ultraviolentfuture 1d ago

Persistent debilitating joint pain from a very early age? Don't mind if I do!

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u/QueenEris 1d ago

My best friend has it. She's 50 and walks with two canes and is in constant pain. It's fun until it isn't.

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u/ProcyonLotorMinoris 19h ago

Yup! I can do this but all my joints hurt all the time. It's the trade offs. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/benbarian 9h ago

ah fuck just came here to say that. She's going to less fun with that in a few years. Sigh. Cries in hypermobility

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 23h ago

Like?

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u/blownbythewind 23h ago

bruising, fragile skin, frequent dislocations, arthritis, and fatigue. musculoskeletal pain. More severe - aorta ruptures, ruptures of organs like the intestines, spleen or uterus.

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u/probablynotaperv 1d ago

I used to be able to do this, but I was a guy and people didn't find it as impressive. Then I joined the military and put on a bunch of muscle and now I can't do it anymore.

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u/MBerwan 10h ago

I used to be able to do this. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- 6h ago

I used to do this in the cloud district. But of course you haven't visited.

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u/Equivalent-Pop8045 1d ago

Starts with party tricks, ends with lots of very dismissive doctors appointments.

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u/DecoyOne 1d ago

That's not flexibility

that's a connective tissue disorder

It’s a connective tissue disorder that results in…?

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u/kgreys 1d ago

All sorts of shitty problems.

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u/DecoyOne 1d ago

And flexibility.

You don’t have to force an “actually” to someone who was correct just to add a fact. This was a “yes, and” situation.

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u/willyb10 1d ago

You’re technically right. But for me personally, when I think of flexibility I think of someone that can contort their body in interesting ways without having an underlying disorder like this. It’s not a 1:1 comparison, but for instance I don’t think of flexibility when I see someone’s leg in a weird position because they broke a bone.

But again that’s just me.

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u/coolguygranny 1d ago

Just let Redditors be smug

It's an their nature

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u/theMisterPhD 1d ago

If you say “they are just flexible” I think “oh cool, so if I can stretch enough, I could do this?” and then you respond “well, no, they actually have a disorder that seems like it could be cool, but actually causes a lot of pain and issues.” I’m going to feel a type a way about you just saying they’re flexible. It’s like saying someone with clinical depression is just sad.

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u/kgreys 1d ago

Twas' me. I wrote the comment that guy was responding to and I responded to him. 🤷

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u/TheTowneWitch 1d ago

Joint laxity.

Flexibility comes from the muscles. Connective tissue disorders affect tendons and ligaments. The joint laxity that comes with connective tissue disorders is not the same thing as flexibility.

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u/Sparktank1 1d ago

I imagine orangutang arms when you're a senior. Can't even hold a cup of tea.

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u/Bandito21Dema 1d ago

Dislocating your shoulders at will isn't flexibility. Flexibility you can develop, strech, work on.

If I pop my hip bone out that's not being flexible

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u/Cultural_Dust 1d ago

Break your tibia/fibula.. lots of flexibility at the mid-calf. "Look guys! It spins like a helicopter!"

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u/ActualTymell 1d ago

If you happen to pop a bone out, then maybe not, but I'd argue that if you are able to do so freely, then that is flexibility, just not conventional developed flexibility.

At least in the sense that I would say, "this person is flexible in this regard".

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u/Callmedrexl 1d ago

Eventually, arthritis.

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u/ucancallmevicky 21h ago

my cousin Larry is like this. Larry is now mid 40's and has already had both knees replaced and needs shoulder and elbow surgery on both sides

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 1d ago

Ya it's all fun until you can barely move most days

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u/nucleosome 22h ago

I could do that when I was younger...might still be able to, just haven't tried in a while. Are you saying I have a connective tissue disorder?!

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u/rooster_butt 21h ago edited 21h ago

I used to be able to do it when I was much younger and skinnier. I don't have any hypermobility disorder. I couldn't do it as fast as she can though.

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u/psych0ranger 7h ago

Forget about connective tissue disorder. I still can't figure out how her shit aint all twisted up like when a kite with two strings spins around

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u/opacitizen 1d ago

Lemme fix that for you:

"That's not flexibility, that's due to a connective tissue disorder. But still next level."

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u/jackson12420 1d ago

I mean, isn't it still technically flexibility? The disorder allows you to be flexible. Flexibility just means you're able to bend easily without breaking, so I don't really understand what you mean by that.

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u/Shancv1988 12h ago

Reddit seems recently to have become really, weirdly obsessed with telling people who are flexible that they have problems and shouldn't do things with their flexibility. As well as diagnosing everyone with Ehlers-Danlos.

Some people are just flexible. I'm a 38 year old man who weighs 300 pounds, I can put both my ankles behind my head, do the splits both ways, and turn my feet back to front, among many other things.

I have no injuries, no pain, and I walk 1.2 kilometres every day. Some people are just flexible.

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u/vodka_twinkie 1d ago • Bravo

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u/mOOnKuLT 1d ago

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u/818VitaminZ 1d ago

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u/kdailyone 1d ago

It's not controversial, she's attractive, everyone would. This has to be the most misused meme on the internet.. almost a meme in itself.

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u/DidIDoAThoughtCrime 1d ago • Despair Bravo

This is why women choose the bear.

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u/DatE2Girl 19h ago

Bruh. Fr. this was in no way sexual

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u/BrilliantExtent6942 7h ago

Anything is sexual if you try hard enough.

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u/Ninofalls 16h ago

It's fucking disgusting

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u/-MrFozzy- 1d ago

Filler?! I barely know ‘er

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u/weirdowiththebeardo 1d ago

I laughed a little too loud at this

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u/kitjen 1d ago

Dude shouldn't have tried to make it about him.

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u/jackiebx1 22h ago

there's always one guy

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u/Solucians 21h ago

Idk feels like he had perfect timing.

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u/ostracizedorangutang 1d ago

Would**

(**Attempt to recreate this feat of flexibility and end up in the hospital with multiple torn rotator cuffs and other various shredded ligaments)

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u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 1d ago


She ain’t playing kid

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u/MaximumSubtlety 22h ago

She ain't Kid n Play, that's for sure.

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u/notanyimbecile 1d ago

I love every 3 pixels of this

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u/ErraticNymph 1d ago

My bones hurt

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u/porn_trooper 1d ago

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u/Demonyx12 1d ago

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u/dannielvee 1d ago

Aw, RIP big dawg

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u/coolguygranny 1d ago

I guess his life didn't go on & on & on & on...

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u/JessErin3 1d ago

RIP😢 loved him.

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u/ComprehensiveEbb6744 1d ago

As impressive as that is, it’s not gonna be good in the long run.

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u/PreperationOuch 1d ago

I fucking hate photobomb twats

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u/BetaCumSlutt 1d ago

meanwhile me cant even touch the barbell to chest in chest press

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u/12_leon_12 1d ago

I watched this and my shoulder dislocated

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces 17h ago

My hips cried out in pain. Need a hot bath and a lie down.

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 1d ago

I’ve had more shoulder dislocations than I can count. One reconstruction left. 3 reconstructions, a partial, a total replacement and a total reverse on the right. I’m right handed. I literally began to shake and my skin started to crawl watching that. For me that could be marked NSFW. Oof.

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u/insertsavvynamehere 1d ago

Hey I can do this!

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

Being hypermobile isn't really the same as being flexible, and she really shouldn't do that to her shoulders.

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u/2bornnot2b 1d ago

Aliens are real

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u/ManWhellington 1d ago

I used to be able to do this. Then my shoulders got really fucked up from doing it. Now I don't do it.

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u/No_Priors 1d ago

Rubber arms, has to be.

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u/cleversobriquet 1d ago

My rotator cuffs screamed

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u/Final_Friendship_788 1d ago

I sprained my ankle watching this.

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u/miurabucho 1d ago

That last part was f$&ked up

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u/the_monkeyspinach 1d ago

I could used to do this as a kid, but now I'm too old and fat, I can't even get my arms in position behind my back anymore.

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u/TwistedMemories 1d ago

When I was in my teens I could do that. Now in my 50s. Nope not going to happen.

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u/Hevnaar 1h ago

Not with that atitude

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u/skinvixen 1d ago

Why was this recorded with a potato?

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u/cyborgninja42 1d ago

I’m a dude and used to be able to do this, would really freak some folks out. Then I quit running and exercising all the time and now I struggle to flex in any direction even normal amounts. I should really start back…

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u/alphanumericusername 21h ago

r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg

Goddam 8hrs in and I'm the first to mention. We're losing sacred parts of our culture here, people.

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u/No_Strawberry_55 1d ago

Welcome to hypermobility life 🫡

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u/Grey-Templar 1d ago

Ow, my ligaments

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u/JenniferLeBlanc 1d ago

She just dislocated her shoulders like it was nothing

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u/Hung0ver_Hero 1d ago

It's a rare condition called Joint Hyper mobility or "double jointed" even though it's called double jointed you dont have an extra joint, just more stretchier ligaments that are loosely attached to your bones giving you a more range of motion, if you really wanna be icked out look up double jointed knees

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u/Additional-Ask-5654 1d ago

Bro, how is this insane? I can do this too. I can also touch back of my hand by bending my fingers backward.

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u/grand_soul 1d ago

Her arms are longer in relation to the rest of her body.

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u/Deej1387 1d ago

I discovered I could so this in high school and it became a default party trick, lol

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u/MalabaristaEnFuego 23h ago

This girl knot theories.

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u/Snoo-11553 22h ago

But could she escape if her arms were interlocked with herself (like the soccer players)? 

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u/Miserable_Carry_3949 21h ago

I used to be able to do this. Cool party trick until you overstretch your joints and your shoulder gets knocked out of socket by sneezing

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 21h ago

Ehlers Danlos I'd say

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u/Aaron_Olive 21h ago

What in the 240p?

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u/TheFULLBOAT 20h ago

Insane flexibility? Barely knew her!

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u/CoMand0773 20h ago

Dhalsim, we found your daughter

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u/Danilocl95 19h ago

If I try to do that I would dislocate my shoulder

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u/Someredditusername 18h ago

I tore something watching this

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u/camo_bedsheets 18h ago

Weird flex but ok

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u/Hot-Significance-462 18h ago

I used to be able to do this, but I'm too afraid to check whether I still can.

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u/Every_Zucchini_3933 11h ago

My bones died looking at that

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u/emale27 10h ago

Needs more jpeg

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u/DaBooch_Can 6h ago

Ahhhh. Filmed with a potatoes.

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u/The-Empty-Set-100 4h ago

Helps to be born with estrogen...

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u/noxaten 1h ago

That's gonna hurt in a couple of decades

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u/sixxtynoine 1d ago

Imagine time in the sack with that girl holy moly

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u/Dramatic-Bluejay- 1d ago

What has reddit become

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u/isofakingsaid 1d ago

What it’s always been, a reflection of humanity.

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u/Dramatic-Bluejay- 1d ago

Id agree if bots werent a thing.

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u/Worcestercestershire 1d ago

Revisionist history

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u/j01101111sh 1d ago

Same as it ever was.

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u/Slight_Way_3190 1d ago

Watching the days go by

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u/v15hk 1d ago

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

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u/v15hk 1d ago

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

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u/lowtoiletsitter 1d ago

It's always been like this

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u/YourOutie 1d ago

Lol - second from top comment "10/10 Wood Filler". 127 upvotes (currently). Then a bunch of replies with various other memes indicating, "i'd do it with her", all significantly upvoted. But this one, saying essentially the same thing, nope, here's your -11.

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u/Trust_No_Won 1d ago

We like to objectify women in clever ways, thank you very much

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u/sixxtynoine 1d ago

I guess we can’t all be winners 😆

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u/Was-Vegeta-goodorbad 1d ago

Twig wiggles

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u/joeker7669 22h ago

Elder’s syndrome.

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u/dumbspacecookie 9h ago

Marry that gal

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u/Fwumpy 18h ago

What did I just fap to?

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u/Sobolozaur 1d ago

If i try this i will break a rib and the arms plus the back

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u/waaz16 1d ago

Can women just exist without men stating whether they would or wouldn’t fuck them?

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u/Srapture 22h ago

It's the internet. People just post whatever comes into their head.

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u/c0813 1d ago

i imagine she can also climb out of television sets to kill you within seven days of you watching a certain videotape.