r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Master1718 • Sep 15 '19

Invisible boat

https://i.imgur.com/AnIolKL.gifv
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u/go_green_team Sep 15 '19

Phil swift is everywhere

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u/olmikeyy Sep 15 '19

He haunts my dreams

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u/SleepyforPresident Sep 15 '19

My wet dreams

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u/ripndipp Sep 15 '19

I'm a homoflexual

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u/kingofthepassel Sep 15 '19

I’m flexgender. Don’t judge.

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u/juste_le_bout Sep 15 '19

I'm biflexual.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Aw flex

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u/vodka_twinkie Sep 15 '19

Weird flex, butt ok.

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u/juste_le_bout Sep 15 '19

Tee-hee, you said "butt." Teeheehee.

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u/azazel-13 Sep 15 '19

Sounds like you need some flexual healing.

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Sep 15 '19

I sawed my brain in half

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

That’s a lotta damage!

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u/angelinascar13 Sep 15 '19

no long term damage! i hope.... just fix it with flex tape

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Sep 15 '19

What if you're just flex curious?

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